[QUOTE=BandClassHAH;40016656]It plays this :v:
[video=youtube;cngtKI-2xzs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cngtKI-2xzs[/video][/QUOTE]
No,it must play this. There is no other option.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoHECVnQC7A[/media]
i'll be the ideas guy
[QUOTE=JakeAM;40017074]Spray on condoms = [b][i]THE FUTURE[/i][/b][/QUOTE]
Hey nerd, how you gonna get them off? [/reference]
[QUOTE=ash47;40022126]Hey nerd, how you gonna get them off? [/reference][/QUOTE]
You don't... it wares off after a while.
it may not be the most flashy product ever, but if someone designed a next-gen condom that can resist the spreading of any sexually transmitted infection then that would be brilliant for improving quality of life for STI sufferers. It would essentially quarantine the infection in their bodies without spreading the pathogen to their sexual partners.
condoms with built in lube dispensing for when spit is not enough
[QUOTE=purvisdavid1;40017293]"God you're so hard!"
"That's not me..."[/QUOTE]
...that's the new, Super Gates Condom! Sexual enchanting anti conception for only 3.99$!
[editline]24th March 2013[/editline]
On topic though, this sounds pretty awesome.
Only $100,000?
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;40017018]Looks like he's had enough with Microsoft.
Now it's time to get Microhard.[/QUOTE]
Megahard then?
[QUOTE=FPChris;40021606]Says on the site that only organisations and stuff like that can partake.
So YOU can't win this.
Facepunch gotta learn to read the Terms and shit.[/QUOTE]
Facepunch Condoms LTD?
[QUOTE=Gprimeisback;40025205]Only $100,000?[/QUOTE]
That's just Phase I. Phase II grants up to $1,000,000.
[editline]24th March 2013[/editline]
I think I might take a more serious approach to my idea. It started spontaneously, but as I do more research it keeps making more sense. I've already submitted it, but I have till May to resubmit it.
[QUOTE=The golden;40027003]Accelerometer so it can track how many thrusts you make and your average and max speeds.
Can be viewed from your computer via wifi.[/QUOTE]
This can be done with a phone in your back pocket. In fact, this needs to be done.
[QUOTE=Zoo;40027132]This can be done with a phone in your back pocket. In fact, this needs to be done.[/QUOTE]
make it so it measure total distance travelled aswell like a stat " you have given 100 miles of dick "
A condom with a numbing chemical on the inside to help men last longer.
( Or you could turn it inside out and you wont have to wake anybody up! )
Full body condoms.
[QUOTE=Nazereth666;40017008]Condoms are good and all but I can see his point and on a serious note this is a huge concern because if you can invent one that doesn't feel like it is there or enhance the experience then there is is no excuse to not wear one. Also good to mention a condom isn't 100% safe because the can always break and that is another thing that needs to be fixed.
I went to a high school where like 70% of the girls had a kid because they didn't use a condom or went without and now they are stuck with a child that they can't care for and don't want to give away. This is actually a serious issue.[/QUOTE]
I actually totally agree, there is a general lack about condom etiquette (not so much in england, or atleast my school, we were taught pretty extensively on how not to put a hole in a condom accidently). But as far as "fun" goes. The thing with condoms is they just break the flow so bad. You can market a condom with an amazing packaging that you can put on in two seconds by slamming it onto your junk but its still an oddly awkward moment, and personally i think that's why theirs so little condom use sometimes, a lot of sex is just spontaneous.
A hypothetical idea like that would be worth alot more than just $100,000.
[QUOTE=QwertySecond;40017528]A small sleeve of piezo material which converts thermal and kinematic energy into an oscillation? Hm. To the lab!
Also, packaging like this:
[IMG]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110812.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
It's a shame that if you're uncut you'd risk tearing your frenulum trying this :(
Make the condom out of shrink-wrap, so that as you gain friction (and heat), it gets more shrunken. You can gauge how good your sex was by how tight it is around your dick. (and once you go soft, it will slide off!)
The title made me think that Bill Gates was really desperate for a condom, but he didn't want to go to a dirty gas station or pharmacy to buy some. So, he offered us $100,000 to get him one.
[QUOTE=Lolx0rz;40025944]Facepunch Condoms LTD?[/QUOTE]
We should all get together and organize a research project where anyone on facepunch can be help. We'll make the best condom ever, win the prize money, win the Nobel prize and be famous for all eternity!
Just use an oven glove then go tell her to cook something after?
-snip WRONG THREAD SORRY i was redirected from another post to here and posted in the wrong tab-
Vibrating condom
that vibrates fast as you go faster
[QUOTE=Van-man;40020648]I honestly wouldn't be surprised if a cheap condom with such features would cause pretty much every male having sexual intercourse to use it.[/QUOTE]
Couple it with microchips that analyze for diseases and enjoy your hundred grand.
"external sensors detect Chlamydia. #goodthingiworeacondom"
washable condoms
Condom that has the paper clip come up and ask "I see you're having sex. Would you like help with that?"
[URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1326936"]What if condoms were thinner, safer, more pleasurable, and made out of graphene? THE FUTURE THAT'S WHAT[/URL]
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