Pornhub is crowdfunding to carry out and film the first ever sex in space
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[QUOTE=usaokay;47923897]Oh hey, there's Pornhub doing another advertisement campaign again.
[editline]10th June 2015[/editline]
Eva Lovia. No idea who this chick is. Would have preferred Madison Ivy or someone else.
[media]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPyoAatc93E[/media][/QUOTE]
Should've gotten Siri tbh.
Her massive tits floating around in space would have been glorious.
eh, she doesn't look too bad
[t]http://laliko.com/uploads/posts/2015-03/1425820528_eva-lovia-6999-1920x1200.jpg[/t]
I wish they could get some big capsule so while they are at it they could try to break some records at longest range facial cumshot and stuff like that.
Pretty sure gravity is a requirement for men getting it up but not 100% sure
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;47923755]Yeah, I lost all respect for Pornhub after their employees went on reddit and mocked members of a community who decided that their addiction to masturbation negatively impacted their lives.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure they're really disappointed
[QUOTE=Sableye;47924009]Pretty sure gravity is a requirement for men getting it up but not 100% sure[/QUOTE]
Nah. His blood pressure will be quite low so he won't get nearly as hard, but he will probably still get a good stiffy, it's not like you can get really wild up there anyway. They can probably further offset it with viagra.
[QUOTE=SPESSMEHREN;47923755]Yeah, I lost all respect for Pornhub after their employees went on reddit and mocked members of a community who decided that their addiction to masturbation negatively impacted their lives.[/QUOTE]
You mean that weird-ass nofap place that's pretty much a place for people with strange Christian anti-masturbation views, only without the religion? Yeah, I'm so broken up about it. How dare a porn company jab at a forum full of cult-like blueballed neckbeards who think they're superior because they don't jizz.
[QUOTE=Tone Float;47923912]Perhaps not quite so publicized, but in the grand scheme of things it's [I]very[/I] important for our species that we figure out how the intricacies of reproduction (yes, that includes sex) can apply in space. At some point we are liable to explore the galaxy, but that will involve enormous spans of times up to generations - and where you've got generations, you've got to have babies.[/QUOTE]
This basically goes out the window if you build a spacecraft that tumbles end-over-end, has a rotating section, or can sustain acceleration for long periods of time, all providing artificial gravity. We're not going to be colonizing the universe without a level of technology that can provide even one of those.
Due to low blood pressure it is impossible to get an erection in space.
Sorry guys, the dreams over.
[QUOTE=Superkilll307;47924066]Due to low blood pressure it is impossible to get an erection in space.
Sorry guys, the dreams over.[/QUOTE]
The insurance part of the budget will probably cover an urethral splint to make such a thing possible.
perhaps coffe, viagra, and an iv bag will be provided as well.
[QUOTE=Superkilll307;47924066]Due to low blood pressure it is impossible to get an erection in space.
Sorry guys, the dreams over.[/QUOTE]
Not gonna stop trying.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/0yqb73N.gif[/img]
Where's the donation perk to get a blowjob from the actress?
Rule 34
[QUOTE=Superkilll307;47924066]Due to low blood pressure it is impossible to get an erection in space.
Sorry guys, the dreams over.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.thebookmarkshop.com/shop/paperweights/pw20-1.jpg"]take this and you'll be fine[/URL]
don't worry, it's a suppository
[QUOTE=01271;47924165]The insurance part of the budget will probably cover an urethral splint to make such a thing possible.
perhaps coffe, viagra, and an iv bag will be provided as well.[/QUOTE]
If I understand correctly, the gravity has a huge impact on blood pressure, how blood moves around. So the heart has to work a lot harder, and the pressure is less stable, so there won't be erection viagra or no viagra - just physiologically.
And then you get sweat. Liquid builds up and spreads weirdly in zero-g due to surface tension. It'll look nasty as fuck. And all the other liquids?
Fuck that, even if they succeed, I'm not watching that.
[editline]10th June 2015[/editline]
yeah, I'm not a lot of fun at parties...
[QUOTE=J!NX;47924200][URL="http://www.thebookmarkshop.com/shop/paperweights/pw20-1.jpg"]take this and you'll be fine[/URL]
don't worry, it's a suppository[/QUOTE]
Here I thought it was for urethral application.
[QUOTE=EcksDee;47924271]Here I thought it was for urethral application.[/QUOTE]
that's the best way to do it, since taking it in the other hole may cause massive sudden deadly bowel movements
[QUOTE=redBadger;47924190]Where's the donation perk to get a blowjob from the actress?[/QUOTE]
$1
they should have a pluto teir where you get to fuck one of the pornstars
if its lesbian we solve the whole "no hardie" issue
[editline]10th June 2015[/editline]
still tho we better see some spinning 69's and upside down fucks, i want them to exploit the shit out of microgravity for my entertainment
[QUOTE=catbarf;47924043]This basically goes out the window if you build a spacecraft that tumbles end-over-end, has a rotating section, or can sustain acceleration for long periods of time, all providing artificial gravity. We're not going to be colonizing the universe without a level of technology that can provide even one of those.[/QUOTE]
It's definitely worth investigation regardless.
Besides, those technologies might produce artificial gravity-like environments, but artificial gravity at an Earth-like level is still a [I]tall order[/I], isn't it? It's worth investigating human reproduction in both zero- and low-gravity environments.
[editline]10th June 2015[/editline]
[QUOTE=Starlight 456;47924040]You mean that weird-ass nofap place that's pretty much a place for people with strange Christian anti-masturbation views, only without the religion? Yeah, I'm so broken up about it. How dare a porn company jab at a forum full of cult-like blueballed neckbeards who think they're superior because they don't jizz.[/QUOTE]
I don't dismiss the anti-masturbation community. I don't doubt that excessive pornography and masturbation is bad for you. If Pornhub has harassed them, then that's bad on Pornhub.
How convenient that you [I]do[/I] dismiss them, because then you can continue to masturbate.
[QUOTE=Tone Float;47924403]
How convenient that you [I]do[/I] dismiss them, because then you can continue to masturbate.[/QUOTE]
What, some obscure community of weirdos prevents someone from jacking off?
Everyone is going to be disappointed when they find out they shot it in 480p.
[QUOTE=Tone Float;47924403]It's definitely worth investigation regardless.
Besides, those technologies might produce artificial gravity-like environments, but artificial gravity at an Earth-like level is still a [I]tall order[/I], isn't it? It's worth investigating human reproduction in both zero- and low-gravity environments.
[editline]10th June 2015[/editline]
I don't dismiss the anti-masturbation community. I don't doubt that excessive pornography and masturbation is bad for you. If Pornhub has harassed them, then that's bad on Pornhub.
How convenient that you [I]do[/I] dismiss them, because then you can continue to masturbate.[/QUOTE]
If someone doesn't want to jack it, I don't care, their choice. The nofap people take masturbation like it's an objectively bad thing, and do shit like have coins for certain amounts of time being "clean", though. That isn't just abstaining from masturbation, that's some weird "masturbation is sinful" stuff, only without actually necessarily being religious at all.
[I]Excessive[/I] masturbation and porn? Yeah, probably not healthy, but nothing is if you're doing it excessively. Drinking water excessively can kill you, but that doesn't mean you should be anti-water.
Not wanting to masturbate? Sure, it's your body and your choice. Anti-masturbation, being against anyone masturbating, that's just plain weird and none of your damn business.
What do you even mean by "How convenient that you [I]do[/I] dismiss them, because then you can continue to masturbate", anyways?
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;47923986]eh, she doesn't look too bad
[t]http://laliko.com/uploads/posts/2015-03/1425820528_eva-lovia-6999-1920x1200.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]
do you fap to barbie dolls or something
I don't think people got my point, sorry about my wording
[QUOTE=J!NX;47924725]it's always extremely weird when people talk about well above average women as if "ehh could be better"
as if they have unbelievably high standards[/QUOTE]
"She doesn't look too bad" just sounds weird as fuck in text, it sounds like crazy standards
Space vacuum blowjob
The ultimate instant nut
[QUOTE=gudman;47924212]If I understand correctly, the gravity has a huge impact on blood pressure, how blood moves around. So the heart has to work a lot harder, and the pressure is less stable, so there won't be erection viagra or no viagra - just physiologically.
And then you get sweat. Liquid builds up and spreads weirdly in zero-g due to surface tension. It'll look nasty as fuck. And all the other liquids?
Fuck that, even if they succeed, I'm not watching that.
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yeah, I'm not a lot of fun at parties...[/QUOTE]
Porn stars are practically superhuman, I trust them completely in this matter.
[QUOTE=Starlight 456;47924478]If someone doesn't want to jack it, I don't care, their choice. The nofap people take masturbation like it's an objectively bad thing, and do shit like have coins for certain amounts of time being "clean", though. That isn't just abstaining from masturbation, that's some weird "masturbation is sinful" stuff, only without actually necessarily being religious at all.
[I]Excessive[/I] masturbation and porn? Yeah, probably not healthy, but nothing is if you're doing it excessively. Drinking water excessively can kill you, but that doesn't mean you should be anti-water.
Not wanting to masturbate? Sure, it's your body and your choice. Anti-masturbation, being against anyone masturbating, that's just plain weird and none of your damn business.
What do you even mean by "How convenient that you [I]do[/I] dismiss them, because then you can continue to masturbate", anyways?[/QUOTE]
why do you believe these people are against everyone masturbating? people who are severely addicted to porn find it basically impossible to kick the habit without also kicking masturbation for a while
I'm not gunna fund it because I'm a poor bastard, but if it makes it, I'm damn sure going to watch it. for science.
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