• Pornhub is crowdfunding to carry out and film the first ever sex in space
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How the fuck did a thread about doing porn in space ended up being a thread about fucking reddit.
[QUOTE=Rocket;47928224]I have never been to reddit - you, right now[/QUOTE] Neither have you apparently. Also, how did we go from porn in space to talking about how parts of reddit are shit?
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;47928696]How the fuck did a thread about doing porn in space ended up being a thread about fucking reddit.[/QUOTE] Sensationalist Headlines. On topic: I hope it has a good story. I strongly prefer porn with a good story.
[QUOTE=Levelog;47928762]Sensationalist Headlines. On topic: I hope it has a good story. I strongly prefer porn with a good story.[/QUOTE] He picks her up as a space prostitute, they fuck in a bush on the moon, and she steals his spaceship and maroons him. [editline]11th June 2015[/editline] starring matt damon
[QUOTE=Minelayer;47928377]Planetary Annihilation made 2 mil.[/QUOTE] 2 mil? [url=https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/iga/bloodstained-ritual-of-the-night]How[/url] [url=https://robertsspaceindustries.com/funding-goals]cute[/url]
This might just be me, but i hope this fails, we don't need porn in space, we need to explore the universe for another colonizable planet, other then mars, and like, our solar system, find whats out there instead of wasting our money on like, porn.
[QUOTE=ChloeBlackSythe;47929141]This might just be me, but i hope this fails, we don't need porn in space, we need to explore the universe for another colonizable planet, other then mars, and like, our solar system, find whats out there instead of wasting our money on like, porn.[/QUOTE] I don't feel like this is [I]really[/I] diverting money from going to exploration.
[QUOTE=Snoberry Tea;47925906]Am I the only one expecting this to be a super cheesy horribly acted fake-plot porn movie type deal with annoyingly loud music playing in the background as the male actor doesn't shut the fuck up and moans over the actress?[/QUOTE] No, man, Johnny is better than that.
if it does get funded i desperately want to see Neil deGrasse Tyson make a commentary on it
[QUOTE=ejonkou;47924716][img]https://images.indiegogo.com/file_attachments/1402901/files/20150421101945-150_000_uranus.png?1429636785[/img] Jesus christ.[/QUOTE] One of the two spacesuits, is it random? Imagine hoping for the girl's spacesuit and once you get it it smells like ball sweat
I kind of want the Pornhub gym bag as well. It would look cool when I walk into the gym / sports of any kind and everyone else has bags with words like "NIKE", "ADIDAS", "SPORTS" then suddenly "PORNHUB."
it would be awesome to see people do acid or something in space. [editline]11th June 2015[/editline] in space no one can hear you trip balls [editline]11th June 2015[/editline] oh man has someone in the thread already made the joke "in space no one can hear you moan" ? if not i did it it was me [editline]11th June 2015[/editline] also on the topic, an alien porn movie would totally work. like a lady's vag would be the face hugger and she'd sit on some guys face and the weird second mouth thing that the xenomorphs have would be a dick
Oh god, I don't know if I've ever felt as uncomfortable in the veins before as I am now, reading about the blood-flow logistics needed to get a space-boner.
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;47928696]How the fuck did a thread about doing porn in space ended up being a thread about [B]fucking[/B] reddit.[/QUOTE] This bit?
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;47929219]One of the two spacesuits, is it random? Imagine hoping for the girl's spacesuit and once you get it it smells like ball sweat[/QUOTE] Look at the bottom with the *, *This is not the actual spacesuit, See the FAQ.
Four pages and no one has made a 'boldly coming' joke yet. For shame.
[QUOTE=ChloeBlackSythe;47929141]This might just be me, but i hope this fails, we don't need porn in space, we need to explore the universe for another colonizable planet, other then mars, and like, our solar system, find whats out there instead of wasting our money on like, porn.[/QUOTE] nerd
I can bet my ass that facial is going to be impossible due to the gravity. But who knows, let them experiment.
[QUOTE=prop_physic;47940854]I can bet my ass that facial is going to be impossible due to the gravity. But who knows, let them experiment.[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;P36xhtpw0Lg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P36xhtpw0Lg[/video] Make of that what you will.
[img]http://i.imgur.com/bVpADRf.png?1[/img] for that much you might aswell let me fuck the shit out of eva
Should have called them prostinauts.
It's moving pretty slowly as of now, I doubt it's gonna be funded.
[QUOTE=gudman;47923826]Wasn't sex without gravity kind of difficult? I remember reading/hearing something like that.[/QUOTE] Worst case scenario, I could imagine some serious complications with ejaculation, and somehow fucking up your insides fatally. But hopefully not.
But porn in space has already been made by Alexander Pistoletov! (AKA Dongcopter pirate) [url]http://www.redtube.com/425827[/url]
[QUOTE=Starship;47942978]But porn in space has already been made by Alexander Pistoletov! (AKA Dongcopter pirate) [url]http://www.redtube.com/425827[/url][/QUOTE] hot damn i didn't know about this one i save all of his shit
Can't they just do it in those simulated micro gravity where they did it in airplanes, like this [video=youtube;HQbAwE83phk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQbAwE83phk[/video] I mean, it sounds more feasible than sending them to space just to fuck
[QUOTE=Ignhelper;47944166]Can't they just do it in those simulated micro gravity where they did it in airplanes, like this [video=youtube;HQbAwE83phk]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQbAwE83phk[/video] I mean, it sounds more feasible than sending them to space just to fuck[/QUOTE] porno's take a long fuckin time to shoot people fucking
[QUOTE=Janus Vesta;47930000]Four pages and no one has made a 'boldly coming' joke yet. For shame.[/QUOTE] First page, come on... [QUOTE=ironman17;47923818]It'll be interesting to see how they pull this off. It is indeed a bold effort, to boldly come where no man has come before.[/QUOTE]
I wonder if they will burn up on re-entry
Doing my part. [t]http://imgur.com/Gnh9P5k.png[/t]
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