• Dick Cheney hospitalized with chest pains
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Why do people want him to die? He can't harm anyone now.
You are all assholes. [editline]08:24PM[/editline] [QUOTE=WWIII;20371164]Yes, it's true. I am Dick Cheney.[/QUOTE] Explains your name.
Won't be long now.
who cares
[QUOTE=WWIII;20371090]ITT: Retards.[/QUOTE] hey guys look, a republican :smug:
My bets are on Dick Cheney outliving everyone currently in the US government; the assholes always live longer than they should.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Ryan;20372018]i would much rather have cheney around than the likes of the tea partiers/fringe right at least cheney is an intellectual, which the conservative right are really lacking right now (with the exception of bill kristol and some others but he's/they're not what I'd call a leader[s])[/QUOTE] Smart people never get in to big political seats. You have to be dumb to want to be president. Cept Carter he was technically a genius but he was a shitty prez.
DICK Cheney George BUSH I am just realizing this now Rate late [editline]10:33PM[/editline] mate
[QUOTE=Zeke129;20374582]DICK Cheney George BUSH I am just realizing this now Rate late [editline]10:33PM[/editline] mate[/QUOTE] oh [editline].[/editline] my [editline].[/editline] god
I see that [B]Dick got hurt[/B]
[QUOTE=Dr.C;20371409]Your puns suck and you should feel bad. Dick is just trying to be like former President Clinton[/QUOTE] "[I]Come in here, Dear boy, have a cigar[/I]"
Probably felt like taking a [i]shotgun[/i] to the [i]chest[/i]
Wait... Dick Cheney isn't a god? I mean, I thought he would never go away.
Cheney is the guy who gave bush the cocaine.
All the evil and hate built up in his heart finally caught up to him. He won't die though. Politicians have the best health care, and besides, it probably only made him even more evil and powerful.
it's called karma convert to Islam mr. cheney
Official story is a complete cover-up. Somebody shot him square in the chest with a .50 round, and the concentrated evil of his soul simply swallowed the bullet, leaving him with a minor chest pain. Like burping after drinking too much Coke at once. Much like ManBearPig, the Dick Cheney can only be killed by drowning in molten lead.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;20376179]Official story is a complete cover-up. Somebody shot him square in the chest with a .50 round, and the concentrated evil of his soul simply swallowed the bullet, leaving him with a minor chest pain. Like burping after drinking too much Coke at once. Much like ManBearPig, the Dick Cheney can only be killed by drowning in molten lead.[/QUOTE] Oh please, Cheney eats his Fruity Pebbles with molten lead.
Apparently cholesterol invaded his arteries.
I hope he's okay, otherwise my background for my story where Cheney and Rumsfeld are pres and VP in 2016 will be ruined.
Cheney sucks. I hope he dies.
[QUOTE=frank_g;20374521]hey guys look, a republican :smug:[/QUOTE] no
[IMG]http://i50.tinypic.com/23upv4.jpg[/IMG] I just had to.
These chest pains and heart problems continue, they might have to put Cheney on life support. Maybe a pacemaker or someth- [IMG]http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/100greatestcharacters/photos/2.jpg[/IMG] Oh shit! :byodood:
ITT: People who disagree with Cheney's ideology hope he dies.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;20370862]I might sound like a ghoul, but I'm kind of sad he didn't die.[/QUOTE] You do. [QUOTE=siberpredaht;20370896]hope he dies[/QUOTE] How would you feel if you were the former VP and I said the same about you? [QUOTE=PrismatexV8;20370912]Sadly, he probably won't.[/QUOTE] I'll be glad if he does, just because it makes people like you angry that he still lives. Prime examples of fascism right there, folks. I love how the former VP, despite having next to no power, still gets this from everyone. How long will it take you people to grow a few brain cells and realize this? Fascism is still alive on Facepunch. Wonderful.
[QUOTE=Jenkem;20379832]You do. How would you feel if you were the former VP and I said the same about you? I'll be glad if he does, just because it makes people like you angry that he still lives. Prime examples of fascism right there, folks. I love how the former VP, despite having next to no power, still gets this from everyone. How long will it take you people to grow a few brain cells and realize this? Fascism is still alive on Facepunch. Wonderful.[/QUOTE] Did it occur to you that people don't need an ulterior motive to not like someone? He was just really creepy. I've never seen a man give off the kind of "evil genius" vibe the guy does, regardless of the things he has done. Besides, he shot his friend. The guy was a [I]dick[/I]. :smug:
[QUOTE=Jenkem;20379832]You do.[/quote] alas, another stupid comment from our local neo-con, fascist, Jenkem. [quote]How would you feel if you were the former VP and I said the same about you?[/quote] Yeah, except, I'm not an evil sociopath. [quote]I'll be glad if he does, just because it makes people like you angry that he still lives.[/quote] Wait, you wish he dies so he'll ano-ldklfjfkojsdoijewi [quote]Prime examples of fascism right there, folks.[/quote] oh Jenkem, there you go again, labeling everything you don't like as fascism. [quote] I love how the former VP, despite having next to no power, still gets this from everyone. How long will it take you people to grow a few brain cells and realize this?[/quote] hahaha, you really think Bush acted on his own and Cheney didn't do anything? are you fucking serious? [quote]Fascism is still alive on Facepunch. Wonderful.[/QUOTE]Yeah, and you're leading the charge. I love how today's right wing throws the word fascism around like candy and in turn use it. Also, stop taking the "hope he dies" too seriously. and how is that even fascism? Hoping someone you don't like is animosity, not a fucking political position.
[QUOTE=Zenpod;20375225]"[I]Come in here, Dear boy, have a cigar[/I]"[/QUOTE] "[i]Oh by the way, which one's Pink?[/i]"
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;20372369]Why do people want him to die? He can't harm anyone now.[/QUOTE] Because they disagree with him, so they think he should die.
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