• Pirates 4 properly announced, Zac Efron rumoured to be starring.
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I hope he gets decapitated in the movie.
no......NO!.....NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!
Oh fucking great, ANOTHER global disaster occurs on September 11th.
I hope that Zac dies in the fourth movie.
Well, boys, the solution is simple. We must kill Zac Efron.
Well, I'll give him props for being a Disney Star maturing into better roles.
Nothing they do could top Davy Jones and the Kraken in sheer awesomeoness. I mean really. Unless they bring in more sea monsters or something. Or blackbeard. On the other hand, no. Leave blackbeard out of this. The third movie could have been amazing. I mean seriously, just look at the trailer. It's the only trailer that's EVER made me go "HOLY SHIT AMAZING." But the movie was complete ass. Let's see what was awesome in the trailer; The Black Pearl and the Flying Dutchman sailing into a maelstrom, having a huge pirate battle, while Jack Sparrow and Davy Jones have a sword fight on the masts as modern orchestral music plays in the background, in key to their sword strikes? I fucking orgasmed the first time I saw this trailer. Yet the final product was nothing but shit jokes. The clips from the trailer that made the battle out to be amazing was the entire battle itself. I was disappointed. I was saddened. I was hurt. I want my amazing battle. And I don't think a fourth movie could match up to what could have been. Unless they have like, a giant turtle with an island on it's back. that'd be cool. But it won't happen.
Never liked pirates, but Depp and Bloom are better than him
Nearly EVERYONE is better.
Efron will most likely be playing the role of Will's son. I love Pirates too much to really give a shit about Efron being in it. I'll be going to the midnight showing either way.
:bang:
[QUOTE=Chrisordie;17353032]You missed Rocky V.[/QUOTE] even sylvester stallone said rocky V was terrible and shouldn't have been made
I wanna see him sing out randomly, then get thrown overboard by angry pirates.
i would rather have john travolta than zac efron
[QUOTE=Christarp4;17364588]i would rather have john travolta than zac efron[/QUOTE] No.
[img]http://lgbtqnews.com/blogs/qnews/GayNewsImages/8975c2d5db22_9C65/zac_efron.jpg[/img]. Your quite hard.
No Johnny Depp? :(
it wouldn't surprise me; Pirates has (IMHO) gone downhill since the first one First one was fucking awesome and remains one of my favorite movies Second one was decent, they skipped out on some of the wit and quality plot for more action and larger battles, but I can forgive that I guess because it's still a pretty decent movie Third one was just shit in my opinion, they continue the above trend and go extremely action-heavy and more-or-less ignore the plot and characters, which leaves just about every performance (especially ESPECIALLY Orlando Bloom) feeling very forced and full of itself. So I don't think I'll be seeing the fourth thanks.
I really don't see why people like Zac Effron at all. I mean, I know he's supposedly a pretty boy actor, but he isn't even good looking. I mean look at his face: [img]http://www.culch.ie/images/ZacEfron002.jpg[/img] How can you think that is good looking? What is it with retarded teenage girls and their tasted in retarded 20 year old actors at the moment?
[QUOTE=Negrul1;17366658]I really don't see why people like Zac Effron at all. I mean, I know he's supposedly a pretty boy actor, but he isn't even good looking. I mean look at his face: How can you think that is good looking? What is it with retarded teenage girls and their tasted in retarded 20 year old actors at the moment?[/QUOTE] I'm presuming you're a (straight) male so it's completely unreasonable of you to think that you should be able to understand why straight females are attracted to a particular guy As for your last question, "at the moment"? That has happened since forever and will continue happening forever (see: [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beatlemania]Beatlemania[/url] [not that I'm implying the Beatles were stupid by any means])
[QUOTE=Forumaster;17364524]Nearly EVERYONE is better.[/QUOTE] A sandwich could play a better pirate. "Arr, shiver me ham." Shit, i need to patent that idea, a talking pirate sandwich.
I want to see another sea monster, the Kraken was my favorite part from Dead Man's Chest.
I just had a terrible idea. Sparrow drinks from the fountain of youth, becomes younger version of self, played by Zac Efron. Wait that sounds familiar ...
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;17371838]I just had a terrible idea. Sparrow drinks from the fountain of youth, becomes younger version of self, played by Zac Efron. Wait that sounds familiar ...[/QUOTE] Then he'll break off into song and dance and the typecasting will be complete.
I will not even look at this movie if Zac "The Toolbox" Efron is in it.
Maybe Zac Efron will be the effeminate cabin boy that Jack Sparrow regularly uses whilst at sea. To be fair, that might make me go watch this. Plus, it'd boost historical accuracy!
DAMN! I liked that movie :bang:
Fuck No.
I'm looking forward to Nation Treasure 3. :frown:
[QUOTE=Killergam;17351963]Well.. at the end of the third, they were going to find the fountain of youth..[/QUOTE] No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no NO I heard Johnny Depp is making a film based on a young Stalin.
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