Pirates 4 properly announced, Zac Efron rumoured to be starring.
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This movie's fucked. Oh well.
And there goes the movies' reputation right out the window.
[QUOTE=Nintendo-Guy;17351484]:suicide:[/QUOTE]
Quoted for truth.
[quote="Wiki"]He is also starring in the title role of the live-action adaptation of the Jonny Quest cartoons.[/quote]
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WHAAAAT!
Pirates just got gayer
Efron sounds like a seasoning for food... Saffron...
No x 10^9999999999
As long as I don't have to sit through anymore Orlando Bloom, wanker stealing screentime from the [I]real[/I] main character.
[QUOTE=Zeos;17367350]I want to see another sea monster, the Kraken was my favorite part from Dead Man's Chest.[/QUOTE]
They go to Scotland.
Fight Nessie.
Depp is pro.
I'd pay 30 million.
[QUOTE=Negrul1;17366658]I really don't see why people like Zac Effron at all. I mean, I know he's supposedly a pretty boy actor, but he isn't even good looking. I mean look at his face:
[img]http://www.culch.ie/images/ZacEfron002.jpg[/img]
How can you think that is good looking? What is it with retarded teenage girls and their tasted in retarded 20 year old actors at the moment?[/QUOTE]
Look at his abs.
That's why.
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[QUOTE=Splurgy;17372356]Maybe Zac Efron will be the effeminate cabin boy that Jack Sparrow regularly uses whilst at sea.
To be fair, that might make me go watch this. Plus, it'd boost historical accuracy![/QUOTE]
The historical realism went out the window when Jack Sparrow didn't rape Elizabeth Swan in the first movie.
Pirates were not good people!
[QUOTE=Billiam;17398953]They go to Scotland.
Fight Nessie.[/QUOTE]
That would actually make a decent fourth movie.
;__;
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Could it be? :O
I was debating whether or not I would see this when it was going to come out.
Well that was an easy choice.
Fuck you Zac Efron.
[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;17381235]Efron sounds like a seasoning for food... Saffron...[/QUOTE]
Sounds like the greek word for kidney... nephron...
[QUOTE=Carbon Knight;17353015]Lets add Pirates of the Caribbean to the list.
*Star Wars Episode 1
*Scary movie 4
*Indiana Jones: Crystal Skull
*Pirates of the Caribbean 4[/QUOTE]
you missed terminator 3 + pirates 3
WHAT THE
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[QUOTE=Nerdeboy;17380624]Pirates just got gayer[/QUOTE]
Arse pirates.
I think this will be awesome, because I trust Depp.
Let's just hope Zac pulls it off. We'll see if he's truly a brilliant actor when he can pull off a completely different style, other than the pretty boy shit.
The above statement just reminded me of how amazing an actor Depp is.
Pirates is a great franchise, the attraction on Disney World is great too...
But, Disney, look, you may be my hero when we are talking about theme parks but:
[B]GET OVER IT, NO ONE WANTS MORE ZAC EFRON.[/B]
He needs to glue himself back together...
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[B]IN FUCKING HELL![/B]
And stay there, so we can live happily ever after.
Also, though, make Enchanted 2. That movie was fun, they did a parody about what they do most - animations about princesses.
cocks
He would completly ruin the film. 17 Again was awful and completly extinguished what little faith i had in him as a good actor. Disney syndrome strikes again.
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[QUOTE=shadow_of_intent;17366748]A sandwich could play a better pirate.
"Arr, shiver me ham."
Shit, i need to patent that idea, a talking pirate sandwich.[/QUOTE]
Please sell it to VALVe. DEMOMAN SANDWICH! INCREASES EXPLOSION RADIUS!
[QUOTE=Scotchair;17353792]I think it'll be epic... mainly because I trust Johnny Depp to not do a really shit film. He doesn't strike me as the kind of chap that would do it just to cash in.[/QUOTE]
You haven't seen the trailers for Alice in Wonderland, have you?
I hate Orlando Bloom. He always plays the same self-righteous, overdramatic faggot in every movie. Like okay, in Lord of the Rings it was okay because he was an elf. Fantasy medieval elves are all probably theatrical faggots. But now he plays the same role in every movie. I might actually enjoy the Pirates series if Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly would just fuck off.
[QUOTE=gnome;17450084]I hate Orlando Bloom. He always plays the same self-righteous, overdramatic faggot in every movie. Like okay, in Lord of the Rings it was okay because he was an elf. Fantasy medieval elves are all probably theatrical faggots. But now he plays the same role in every movie. [B]I might actually enjoy the Pirates series if Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightly would just fuck off.[/B][/QUOTE]
Well they have fucked off now (they won't be in the 4th).
Well, it's too late. It's already a senseless franchise, #4 sounds like they're milking the shit out of it.
[QUOTE=gnome;17450580]Well, it's too late. It's already a senseless franchise, #4 sounds like they're milking the shit out of it.[/QUOTE]
That's stupid. I agree that the third Pirates was a bit of a disappointment (I still enjoyed it but hey ho) but you can't just say that it sounds like they're milking it. Disney have announced that it's going to be basically a restart of the franchise. And from what little they've released about storylines, there are some damn good ideas. Sure Zac Efron is in it, but come on, it's Disney, they're trying to appeal to as many demographics as they can, unfortunately that cunt's a by product of that.
I'm not saying that it's going to be a good movie, given the sorry state of most modern culture, a cynical attitude seems sensible, but based on the small amount of information they've released about the Pirates 4, most of which sounds positive save for Zac Efron, you can't say that it 'sounds like they're milking it'
Okay.
Look.
It's Pirates [b]4[/b]. It's not going to be good.
Let's look at the trend of goodness.
Pirates 1: all right
Pirates 2: Kind of the same thing, but okay.
Pirates 3: All right, this is getting old.
Pirates 4: ? (see above for estimation)
I'd make a line graph to represent the downward trend in quality to the number of movies being released but that would require effort on my part.
I'd agree if Pirates 4 was following on from Pirates 3, but it's not. It's a restart of the entire franchise, which we therefore can't judge on the same basis as Pirates 3.
Once again, I'm not saying that it's going to be good, I'm just saying that to write it off completely at such an early stage doesn't seem sensible
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