US Nuclear Sub navigator crashes his submarine - while listening to his iPod
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Reminds me of the WKUK sketch with the sub sandwich on the submarine.
[QUOTE=Wakka;21259644][IMG]http://thequintessential.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/alec_baldwin1.jpg[/IMG]
He would not approve.[/QUOTE]
The captain obviously didn't have a good enough beard.
[QUOTE=Best4bond;21261058]Isubmarine
The future of navy[/QUOTE]
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fuck yeah its the... EYE OF THE TIGER mm mmm mm mm risin up to the challenge of AASJDJSDFJASSJD FUCK sHIT
[QUOTE=B1N4RY!;21260420]No what are you talking about? The enemy's radars will pick up the sharpie ink and sink the sub[/QUOTE]
Nah, it's ok. The navigator will just plot a course into the attacking sub. Because that man has the biggest set of balls in the world.
This happened a year ago. Why are they reporting on this now?
"What's that little dot ahead of us, bah can't be any - OH GOD WHY IS THERE A SHIP HERE"
What the fuck does anyone need attack subs for.
What dumbass people. Wouldn't they have noticed them bringing ipods and loudspeakers onto it?
[QUOTE=Asmaedus;21262038]What the fuck does anyone need attack subs for.[/QUOTE]
To torpedo the Terrorists...
[QUOTE=Keegs;21262058]To torpedo the Terrorists...[/QUOTE]
Right, because al-Qaeda has such a strong navy.
[QUOTE=hehe;21259593]This reminds me of the movie, where some guy gets a really old Submarine and he has to get to New York without bring caught during a Military exercise.
its p.funny.[/QUOTE]
It's called Down Periscope and I wish it was on tv more.
[QUOTE=hehe;21259593]This reminds me of the movie, where some guy gets a really old Submarine and he has to get to New York without bring caught during a Military exercise.
its p.funny.[/QUOTE]
UP PARASCOPE!
or was it down?
Crap, either way, good movie.
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[QUOTE=Metalcastr;21262087]It's called Down Periscope and I wish it was on tv more.[/QUOTE]
You mother fucking... piece of shit.
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[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21262074]Right, because al-Qaeda has such a strong navy.[/QUOTE]
Sand navy bitch, dem sandmarines are pretty tight dawg, launches RPSW's (rocket propelled sand worms.) .
Sounds like the working environment on the bridge was... [i]sub[/i]standard. :smugdog:
[QUOTE=Mingebox;21263088]Sounds like the working environment on the bridge was... [i]sub[/i]standard. :smugdog:[/QUOTE]
Give this man a medal.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;21259173]Knees on the steering wheel, one hand holding the cell phone, arm hanging out the window
wait[/QUOTE]
Note to self: I should NEVER navigate a submarine
Imagine, sailing along in your boat, when a fucking US Nuclear Sub crashes into you.
[QUOTE=Armotekma;21262048]What dumbass people. Wouldn't they have noticed them bringing ipods and loudspeakers onto it?[/QUOTE]
The sub already had speakers, they just rigged the ipod up to them.
I don't know how what to think, one part of me says the guys a fucking mong for not seeing another fucking ship, but at the same time what are the chances of ramming into another ship while in open water?
This whole story makes it sound like the sub is being commanded by Kelsey Grammer.
I'm guessing they liked the Beatles and REM then.
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[QUOTE=FunnyBunny;21264058]Imagine, sailing along in your boat, when a fucking US Nuclear Sub crashes into you.[/QUOTE]
That'd be fucking awesome, I would totally tell to my grandchildren how in my days, US Nuclear Submarines crashed your boats while listening to ipod for no reason at all
[QUOTE=Conn92;21264173]I don't know how what to think, one part of me says the guys a fucking mong for not seeing another fucking ship, but at the same time what are the chances of ramming into another ship while in open water?[/QUOTE]
It's actually quite common for nuclear submarines to hit each other, since, for obvious reasons, none of them ever broadcast their positions to each other and are designed to be completely undetectable so they can't see where they are. Plus there tend to be popular areas for subs to go in any particular region, since they have good underwater conditions etc, so it's more likely they will collide.
But a sub hitting a boat... that's pretty silly, especially since they must have been either above the surface or very slightly below it in the first place...Mind you, if it was a stealth boat, how much use would passive sonar have been anyway?
That bitch who drag raced battle cruisers was cooler.
[QUOTE=smurfy;21261878]fuck yeah its the... EYE OF THE TIGER mm mmm mm mm risin up to the challenge of AASJDJSDFJASSJD FUCK sHIT[/QUOTE]
And you said you were witty, what
The "while listening to his iPod" part is the shocker of the thread title.
He was doing a crap Job[I]s[/I]
Our tax dollars at work....
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