[QUOTE=Lambda 217;39574105]i too had a dream where i logged onto facepunch, and i was suddenly transported to a physical manifestation of the forums
for some reason, my mind displayed this as a warehouse full of naked people breakdancing on the floor, with blood spraying out of their penises[/QUOTE]
for you I'm sure that caused a nocturnal emission
[QUOTE=chunkymonkey;39577974]Are you serious?[/QUOTE]
Sleep walking and sleep texting is your subconsciousness at work while the rest of the brain is sleeping.
My morning routine is extremely monotonous, so I often do most of it while I'm still somewhat asleep.
I was literally waken up when a friend said "good morning" to me.
[QUOTE=Orkel;39567090]i once had a dream that garry banned me[/QUOTE]
If only it was [i]true[/i].
[sp]I'm a total bitch[/sp]
[QUOTE=KillerJaguar;39567457]Reminds me of this news story
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGXSPf9b-xI[/media][/QUOTE]
The comment section on this video is a goldmine
My girlfriend has bought a t-shirt online while asleep, and still doesn't remember buying it. I know what you're all thinking, and the answer is no. My credit card is off-limits :P
[QUOTE=mac338;39574184]Wow, really?
I don't think I've ever even dreamt being on the computer.
Except once when I was like 13 I dreamt I beat a really hard stage in a game (counting the PS2 as a computer)[/QUOTE]
I usually dream about video games.
When I was really young, I would dream about where the castle courtyard cannon in Super Mario 64 led to once you got all of the stars, which happened after I heard someone talking about the "castle in the sky". It was really vivid, leaving me with strange memories of familiar designs reshaped into unrecognizable expanses. When I played SM64 again over 10 years later, I felt really disappointed when I found out that all you get was a magic triple-jump and 3 lives.
I haven't had any dreams that I remember when I wake up in a long time, and I'd hate to wake up from a dream and realize it was real.
[editline]13th February 2013[/editline]
[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;39582454]I usually dream about video games.
When I was really young, I would dream about where the castle courtyard cannon in Super Mario 64 led to once you got all of the stars, which happened after I heard someone talking about the "castle in the sky". It was really vivid, leaving me with strange memories of familiar designs reshaped into unrecognizable expanses. When I played SM64 again over 10 years later, I felt really disappointed when I found out that all you get was a magic triple-jump and 3 lives.[/QUOTE]
Last time I dreamt of a game like that, it was SMW and I had spent the time before I slept trying to grind to 1000 lives, which is supposedly when a peach castle will come out and I could play peach. Dreamed that night said event happening.
Realized the goddamn bastard of a friend who told me was lying when my lives capped at x99. [sp]We're not friends anymore.[/sp]
i had a dream i made a post on facepunch and it got 30 funny ratings but then i woke up and was really questioning what was wrong with me
I sent a voice message to somebody while I was sleeping once.
[QUOTE=Moustacheman;39567021]I had a dream where I was perma'd. And then the mods sent pictures of their dicks to me.
Even Autumn.[/QUOTE]
I wish I had the power to change all the ratings on your post to "Optimistic".
[QUOTE=koeniginator;39571271]ask her if she does anal[/QUOTE]
She said yes.
i had a dream that max slipped into my bed and molested me
afterwords he banned me because i didn't "go with it"
Noone's ever texted me except my parents, so I never experienced this. How can sleep texting even happen?
One time, I had a dream where garry brought back the bad reading and bad spelling ratings, and made a post in Ask Us About The Forums stating so, but then people spammed his post with them so he took them out again right away.
I used to reply to texts i'd get while I was still asleep and tell everyone they had the wrong number.
DUDE! I tell my friends I sleep text and they really don't believe me! NOW THERES PROOF! Fuck yeah!
I masturbate in my sleep.
That's efficiency.
I don't text in my sleep, but I dream about being on the Internet sometimes and wonder if what I saw was reality or not the next day.
This has happened to me. Three times.
I stayed in my bed with my phone 'til 3 AM, I clearly remember stopping what I was doing and putting the phone on the desk near my bed. The next morning, the phone is on the ground, with the battery out of the case, on the other side of the bed. So there was also no alarm = saved me 3 days of school.
[QUOTE=Van-man;39579004]Sleep walking and sleep texting is your subconsciousness at work while the rest of the brain is sleeping.
My morning routine is extremely monotonous, so I often do most of it while I'm still somewhat asleep.
I was literally waken up when a friend said "good morning" to me.[/QUOTE]
Hopefully you didn't mow anyone over.
If you did, you avatar would fit perfectly.
I used to sleepwalk, and sometimes talk.
I don't remember any of it, but my brother likes to bring it up everytime we're with someone.
Also I once went to sleep in my pyjama's, en woke up naked. God knows what happened there.
"Sleep texting" is not as much of a problem for me as "Sleep turning my alarm off"
I wake up wondering why my alarm didn't ring when in fact it did but I turned it off while sleeping
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