• Vatican blames child sex abuse scandal on homosexuality
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I think this is their way of throwing in the towel
[QUOTE=Wakka;21336030]Well, it is homosexuality. Grown men liking little boys so much as to feel them up.[/QUOTE] except pedophilia has nothing to do with homosexuality. most homosexuals don't go around raping little boys.
I rolled my eyes so hard they hurt.
It's pretty much over now.
All they have to do is apologize and promise they'll take action but they're too proud. Don't tell them I said that
It's too late for that, what with all the bullshit they've already pulled.
[QUOTE=JDK721;21336588]except pedophilia has nothing to do with homosexuality. most homosexuals don't go around raping little boys.[/QUOTE] priests are men little boys are men homosexuality is liking men pedophilia is gay
"Dear world, we fucked up, our priests did horrible things, we'll cap any motherfucker who does it again. All the priests will be excommunicated, and their nuts shot off" Catholic faith restored. +1 respect. Is it really THAT difficult?
[QUOTE=Magistrate;21337476]priests are men little boys are men homosexuality is liking men pedophilia is gay[/QUOTE] Pedophilia can be attraction to prepubescent males or females.
Holy fuck another Sith lord. What the fuck is up with the red around the eyes?
[QUOTE=binarybitz;21337544]Holy fuck another Sith lord. What the fuck is up with the red around the eyes?[/QUOTE] That's where his child victim punched him in an attempt to resist his penis
Are you fucking kidding me? Are they really that stupid?
If the Vatican are Sith, does that mean atheists are Jedi? Holy shit, Facepunch is full of Jedi!
[QUOTE=binarybitz;21337544]Holy fuck another Sith lord. What the fuck is up with the red around the eyes?[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://eter22.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/mace_windu.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Billiam;21337656]If the Vatican are Sith, does that mean atheists are Jedi? Holy shit, Facepunch is full of Jedi![/QUOTE] I'm not an athiest, I just think alot of religious leaders are fucking stupid. Vatican fail.
It's totally people who were just born differently fault. Makes absolute sense.
Someday we will look back at the Vatican and laugh. I'm fine with religion in general, but I'm not fine with religion that gives any hate-spewing nutjob with a silly hat power.
Sauce please
I like how they can't talk about the sex abuse scandals without making themselves look incredibly retarded each time.
God is facepalming right now. If he exists, he should just burn down the church.
[QUOTE=LoLWaT?;21339290]Second coming of Jesus anyone? :v:[/QUOTE] That would mean the end of the world, apparently.
We're sorry, Jesus is unavaliable right now. Please hold the line while he facepalms himself into Rapture.
I can see it now. Jesus appears in a brilliant flash of light in front of the Vatican, and with a single gesture, he utters, "[i]Hey. Stop it guys. Seriously.[/i]" Or something lamer.
:lol:
[QUOTE=Glaber;21335163]Smells like another split off may happen. If I remember from my art history class, the Protestant Split happened because of the inquisitions by the Vatican. I wonder what the new split will be called.[/QUOTE] No, it happened because the Catholic Church was full of corruption, none of the priests knew anything about what they were supposed to be teaching. The entire church was disobeying its own laws, the Pope would often throw parties all the time and do whatever the hell he wanted, and by the time Martin Luther showed up, the Pope at the time was selling salvation to people the church owed money to. Martin Luther demanded reform in the Catholic church, and when it didn't happen he broke away from it. The Monarchs were becoming more powerful, the Middle Class was emerging, and they were both being screwed over by the Catholic church, so some of them followed Luther. It's actually very similar to how Christianity started, just take out the last sentence, replace "Catholic" with "Jewish" and "Martin Luther" with "Jesus Christ" and it's more or less what happened. Oh yeah and take out the parts about the pope.
So blame homosexuality NOT the priest?
What a new low...
[QUOTE=Tyler_Durden;21339811]So blame homosexuality NOT the priest?[/QUOTE] Scapegoating once again. Low blow catholic church.
Fuck Religion in general.
[img]http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/4/13/1271185398198/Cardinal-Tarcisio-Bertone-001.jpg[/img] [img]http://zachary-levi.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/chevy-chase.jpg[/img] Anyone?
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