[QUOTE=evilweazel;29062069]I'd be ok with this, mosquitoes are dicks.[/QUOTE]
I like got fifty bites all over my leg because i rode my bike into a river.
So they are dicks because i said so.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;29058787]Madagascar has closed its seaports.[/QUOTE]
God damnit and I already bought a ticket
It would have been glorious if one of the kids ended up with the disease too.
"It seems you have contracted the Disease through sexual contact with your husband ma'am"
"So why does little Jimmy have it..."
"..."
[QUOTE=MintyMginty;29051521]:psyduck:[/QUOTE]
Blood in urine/semen is nothing unusual with mosquito-born illnesses.
it evolves and kills off anyone who has had sexual contact in seconds
facepunch's user count stays the same
[QUOTE=breakyourfac;29050525]Goddamn it if I get the clap from a mosquito.....[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=geogzm;29051639]Uh oh. Buyin' me a mosquito zapper for when I sleep.[/QUOTE]
[quote]A biologist has inadvertently made history after becoming the first person to pass on an insect-borne virus to another human by sexual contact.[/quote]
idiots. learn to read.
[QUOTE=Swebonny;29051515]Birth control, hrmm.[/QUOTE]
The point is, it's not unreasonable or even stupid for 2 married people to not use condoms.
also, the pill, hrmm.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYXPqrXZ1eU[/media]
It works really well!
They say all animals have a purpose in the world. Mosquitoes on the other hand, came to this world so they can bite the shit out of you and give you diseases.
[QUOTE=User;29074840][img_thumb]http://c1.adoctane.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Laser-Mosquito-Killer.jpg[/img_thumb]
[img_thumb]http://alistairpott.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/mosuito-laser.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
i remember that machine
The natural predator of the Mosquito is the dragonfly. Time to stock the fuck up.
[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;29077960]They say all animals have a purpose in the world. Mosquitoes on the other hand, came to this world so they can bite the shit out of you and give you diseases.[/QUOTE]
And wasp's are here to Fuck Shit Up.
aids 2.0
[QUOTE=AaronM202;29083464]And wasp's are here to Fuck Shit Up.[/QUOTE]
Hornets.
Seriously what the fuck is their purpose? They fly around fucking shit up leaving desolation and terror in their wake, as do wasps albeit on smaller scale.
