Entrepreneur legally changes his name to 'Mark Zuckerberg' amid Facebook lawsuit - "If you want to s
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[QUOTE=Alien_23;33765214]What is your name? I'm curious.[/QUOTE]
Cone
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If you want to ban me, you're going to have to ban Mark Zuckerberg
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[QUOTE=Murkat;33765462]Cone[/QUOTE]Traffic Cone?
[QUOTE=Alien_23;33765214]What is your name? I'm curious.[/QUOTE]
Rayner. There was a captain you meet during the assault on new York called that.
This Israeli buisness person is kind of right, I mean the Battlefield 3 promotion in Nottingham back on haloween, they offered "personalised tags" after you tried it ... Then once you were in there was someone there verifying you like thee page AND post a good comment before you got them
[QUOTE=Glitch360;33762273]We should all change our names to Mark Zuckerberg[/QUOTE]
I am Spartacus.
[QUOTE=The Maestro;33767653]I am Spartacus.[/QUOTE]
No, I am Spartacus.
NO, I am Spartacus!
NONE of you are Spartacus. I'm Spartacus!
Look here's my school photo:
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I'm sure this'll really affect them suing him I mean lawyers are stupid and can't tell the difference between American and Israeli addresses right?
[QUOTE=certified;33762143]What's next?
Israel renaming itself to Iran? Jerusalem to Tehran?
"If you want to nuke us you're going to have nuke Iran/Tehran"[/QUOTE]
"Man changes name."
"LOL WHATS NEXT. COUNTRIES CHANGING THEIR NAMES TO AVOID GETTING NUKED? WHATS UP WITH NAME CHANGES"
Slow the fuck down Jerry Seinfield.
[QUOTE=Cone;33767798]NONE of you are Spartacus. I'm Spartacus!
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Well surly you must be the son of god.
It's like he never watched Spartacus. He and the real zuckerberg are going to be crucified
Except this doesn't prevent them from suing you in any way, nor does it make it even a bit more difficult.
Holy fuck that was smart.
He should have changed his name to a blank space, then no-one would be able to write his name on court documents.
I'm Mark Zuckerberg and so's my wife!
[QUOTE=The Maestro;33767653]I am Spartacus.[/QUOTE]
THIS MAN LIES! I AM SPARTACUS!
[QUOTE=Mr. Smartass;33777452]THIS MAN LIES! I AM SPARTACUS![/QUOTE]
no im the real batman
[QUOTE=Miskav;33768365]Except this doesn't prevent them from suing you in any way, nor does it make it even a bit more difficult.[/QUOTE]
No, the lawyers will get confused and sue the wrong one, this guy knows what he's doing.
[QUOTE=Glitch360;33762273]We should all change our names to Mark Zuckerberg[/QUOTE]
I'm the real Mark Zuckerberg!
[QUOTE=jmchief1579;33771928]I'm Mark Zuckerberg and so's my wife![/QUOTE]
I am Mark Zuckerberg, and so can you!
[QUOTE=Mister Royzo;33771811]He should have changed his name to a blank space, then no-one would be able to write his name on court documents.[/QUOTE]
Johnny'); DROP TABLE Lawsuits;--
I'm the real slim shady!
[quote]Like Store promises to enhance companies' online reputations by offering Facebook users free content only accessible by clicking "like" on the companies' profiles. [/quote]
Nothing makes me distrust a company more than having to consent to having their advertisments plastered all over my Facebook wall to the point where my friends' posts aren't even visible just to see some shitty video. I hope Facebo-
Hey, wait a minute.... didn't [url=http://kherize5.com/facebooks-new-like-link/]Facebook do the same thing when they redesigned the "Likes & Interests" section[/url] over two years ago? You know, when they decided to force you to "Like" the corporate-controlled community page of every movie, music artist, and TV show in your interests section? Then gave you the option to [i]opt in[/i], but no option to opt out? Then made it exceedingly difficult and confusing to go in and "unlike" each individual item to remove the fucktons of spam clogging up your wall?
Yeah, Facebook can take their lawsuit and shove it.
[QUOTE=Ladowerf;33781587]I'm the real slim shady![/QUOTE]
I am.... your father.
[QUOTE=SilentOpp;33762095]Well that is going to make the news stories about this case pretty confusing, if any more are posted.[/QUOTE]
So? Names change on a daily basis for people. When you get married, divorced. It doesn't make the case any more confusing for anyone, because you are still identified by a number of other things.
Date of birth, area of residence, SSN etc.
[QUOTE=The Maestro;33767653]I am Spartacus.[/QUOTE]
My name is not Quaid.
NO, I AM THE HERO GOTHAM DESERVES
ALL HAIL THE EMPEROR OF GREECE
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