BREAKING: The "Delivery Man" crowned Teeniest Tiniest Penis in all of Brooklyn.
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[QUOTE=redBadger;41543621]Kind of sucks knowing you really don't have any control on the size of your penis.[/QUOTE]
Losing weight is probably the number one thing. The belly retracts from around the penis making it "effectively" larger.
[QUOTE=Shadaez;41546036]did they measure it erect???[/QUOTE]
Erect is the only way to measure a penis, due to the differing elasticity/erectile tissue across penises.
There's people that are dubbed "showers" (their flaccid length is just about their erect length) and those dubbed "growers" (really short until you have an erection).
In this thread: Penis discussion, history, and terminology.
[QUOTE=CrumbleShake;41546786][url=https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=micropenis&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Dm7sUYLsH8bJ0QXLtIGYDg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=958]Knock yourself out.[/url][/QUOTE]
i wasn't hungry anyway
[QUOTE=Brt5470;41548975]Losing weight is probably the number one thing. The belly retracts from around the penis making it "effectively" larger.[/QUOTE]
Your dick shouldn't come out of your belly I think you should see a doctor
[QUOTE=CrumbleShake;41546786][url=https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=micropenis&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Dm7sUYLsH8bJ0QXLtIGYDg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=958]Knock yourself out.[/url][/QUOTE]
why the fuck was there a picture of what looked like a roasted chinese baby?
It wasn't only to measure small penises, it was more like a Miss America pageant. There were swimsuit, eveningwear, and talent portions of the competition.
[QUOTE=tr00per7;41551553]why the fuck was there a picture of what looked like a roasted chinese baby?[/QUOTE]
because he has a micropenis
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