Woman mauled by monkey reveals herself for the first time.
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Apparently before she lost her face to the monkey, she had told it that Hong Kong was the capital of China, and the monkey was retard for thinking otherwise.
[QUOTE=Hammertime;18322770]I'm a blob what can I do
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fp memories :(
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;18328410]Krukenberg procedure for her hands, that might help. Google it if you dare. Considering how her face looks, it can't hurt in terms of appearance.[/QUOTE]
Googled.
Looks like a crab.
[quote]Travis's social skills included drinking wine from a stemmed glass, dressing and bathing himself and using a computer.[/quote]
What.
Maybe he made this thread...
:derp:
Chimpanzees are incredibly strong, and completely vicious (depends on the monkey).
Problem with chimps is they just go off for no reason, you probably did something to piss them off, but who knows what it was. As apposed to just ignoring you thereafter, they prefer to tear you apart.
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[QUOTE=KorJax;18328407]:geno:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgS0KgT5APc[/media][/QUOTE]
Saw that a while ago, it's just gut wrenching.
[QUOTE=Hammertime;18322770]I'm a blob what can I do
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the only funny rating came from myself :([/QUOTE]
Ahh, the facepunch meme that never was.
[QUOTE=Aman V;18326420]I never really thought of chimps being that strong? How exactly do you rip someones hands off?
I know it was a weak older woman fighting it but was this ape on steroids or something?[/QUOTE]
Chimpanzees are incredibly strong. I remember some test where a 140 pound FEMALE chimpanzee pulled 1400 POUNDS with ONE HAND.
[QUOTE=CivilProtection;18329869]Chimpanzees are incredibly strong. I remember some test where a 140 pound FEMALE chimpanzee pulled 1400 POUNDS with ONE HAND.[/QUOTE]
That doesn't sound possible.
[QUOTE=Melkor;18329685]Ahh, the facepunch meme that never was.[/QUOTE]
It was better than "sniper mode"
[QUOTE=CivilProtection;18329869]Chimpanzees are incredibly strong. I remember some test where a 140 pound FEMALE chimpanzee pulled 1400 POUNDS with ONE HAND.[/QUOTE]
You don't even have to be way strong to do what it did. The problem was, is it is completely vicious, you could probably tear peoples cheeks off, gouge out their eyes, and twist their nose off and stuff, it's just that nobody is that completely psychotic to do it. Something she did really, really set the chimp off on a ludicrous scale. It also just might be that chimps have less qaulms about ripping people apart.
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Hey man, he's just a monkey down on his luck.
Picture of her before the attack
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That monkey didn't maul her nose into shape
We need to kill all of our inferior cousin race. Grab your pitchforks and head to the jungles.
Is that her fucking nose jesus christ what the fuck
Is this the same woman that was in the news story posted here some months ago?
Haha, I bet that sucks xP
A fucking CHIMPANZEE did this?
Holy mother of God.
Chimps can flip cars throw other chimps very long distances in fights and have been knows to without effort just simply rip people's arms out of the socket. Ripping the hands off of an old woman wouldn't have even been a challenge for it.
And people ask me why I think monkeys and chimps are scary. :(
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;18333379]A fucking CHIMPANZEE did this?
Holy mother of God.[/QUOTE]
People usually act surprised until they realize that around 99% of all chimps shown on Television and movies are very young.
[QUOTE=tepholman;18332852]Is that her fucking nose jesus christ what the fuck[/QUOTE]
that is a piece of her leg sown onto her face by doctors
"Nash is missing both hands, but had a thumb surgically replaced on her left hand. Doctors removed her eyes and grafted a piece of her leg to where her nose used to be. "
[QUOTE=Hammertime;18322770]I'm a blob what can I do
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:colbert: Insensitive
...lol
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[b]So what ?[/b]
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I'm not really seeing how that face ended up looking like a... mauled face. I mean, yeah, I get the biting, but where did the massive bulge come from? And where is her mouth?
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