Woman mauled by monkey reveals herself for the first time.
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[QUOTE=Splurgy;18336493][img]LOL[/img][img]WAT[/img]
I'm not really seeing how that face ended up looking like a... mauled face. I mean, yeah, I get the biting, but where did the massive bulge come from? And where is her mouth?[/QUOTE]
Media tag that man :psyboom:
[QUOTE=Splurgy;18336493]I'm not really seeing how that face ended up looking like a... mauled face. I mean, yeah, I get the biting, but where did the massive bulge come from? And where is her mouth?[/QUOTE]
The chimp ate most of it. When the owner called 911 she said the chimp was eating the victim as she watched. That bulge is a primitive attempt at rebuilding the face more or less(mostly less). I wonder if human lips are the equivalent of gummi bears to chimps?
I thought the guy who got attacked when visiting his chimp Moe got it bad. He looks flawless compared to this woman. Of course, he lost his testicles, so I guess it all balances out.
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Shit happens.
Man, fuck chimps.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;18336778]Man, fuck chimps.[/QUOTE]
I'd rather not risk it
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I'm not really seeing how that face ended up looking like a... mauled face. I mean, yeah, I get the biting, but where did the massive bulge come from? And where is her mouth?[/QUOTE]
the massive bulge in the middle of her face is a piece of her leg that was sown on by doctors
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;18336778]Man, fuck chimps.[/QUOTE]
They're animals in bed.
Fucking fuck. :monocle:
[QUOTE=Aman V;18326420]I never really thought of chimps being that strong? How exactly do you rip someones hands off?
I know it was a weak older woman fighting it but was this ape on steroids or something?[/QUOTE]
New L4D Infected: The Chimp.
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I didn't make this.
Seems like that eye would be really prone to infection. Not to mention it'd look better if they covered it somehow.
Im laugihng so fucking hard at all the comments and now i feel bad :frown:
[QUOTE=Hammertime;18322770]I'm a blob what can I do
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On the subject, how the hell could a Chimpanzee rip her face up like that? Holy shit.
That picture reminds me of a cartoon character but I can't remember what it is or what it's from
[QUOTE=Mckillyou;18346066]That picture reminds me of a cartoon character but I can't remember what it is or what it's from[/QUOTE]
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I didn't make this.[/QUOTE]
There you go.
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Looks like something is wrong with his arm
Chimps chewed off his hands. It's part of their attack, that's why that woman lost her hands too.
Chimps also go for the eyes, and if they are attacking a male, they rip off or chew off your testicles.
They really know how to hurt a guy, the bastards.
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[url=http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5gqs_07MVUDSf2Tg4iojR-JyiZ2BgD9BTG0180]Source[/url]
[url=http://www.abcnews.go.com/Health/victim-chimp-attack-shows-destroyed-face-oprah/story?id=9053544]Another source[/url]
[url=http://www.nytimes.com/2009/02/17/world/americas/17iht-18chimp.20259272.html]Source from the February attack[/url]
This was the woman who was attacked by a chimpanzee in Connecticut in February. Despite having lost her eyes, face, and hands, she's still determined to live a happy life... gotta admire that positive optimism...[/QUOTE]
It's a sad truth; Either you fight when its needed or you just take it like a bitch.
I think she made a mistake that the chimpanzees would eventually feel sorry and quit eating her face out(they eat flesh...)
And if you cant fight then bring something to even it up, like a gun.
I had no idea a chimpanzee was strong enough to rip your fucking hands off.
Holy! Fucking! Shit!
Chimpanzee's are at least twice as strong compared to a normal man. If you have ever seen a shaved chimpanzee they are completley ripped.
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I mean DAMN!
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his balls are massive
Uh, ow? I mean, really, that fucking monkey is insane.
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Damn google chromes pic copy paste broke
She doesn't look to amused.
Poor woman, The Monkey er Chimpanzee should be dismembered for that.
Chimpanzees have immense upperbody power and they know how to hurt people. Fortunately they don't normally attack
It's HIDEOUSSSSSSSSSSS
oh hey its
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If she paid for that facial surgery she got really... Ripped off.
I've always hated chimps, this doesn't help
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