[QUOTE=madmanmad;18453979]What the fuck, who in there right mind just thinks "there's a deer in my garden...the logical thing to do must be to beat it to death with a shovel"
Call some animal dudes to scare it off or move it to a new location atleast.[/QUOTE]
No mad you're right. Use a Crowbar, that's the way to do it.
A shovel? Damn that's hardcore.
The obvious solution here is to give deer road safety lessons
Or to paint them all with fluorescent paint
Where i live, Pennsylvania. Deer are INCREDIBLY common. Even i see them daily, and i live in Philadelphia!
Each hunter who registers for a deer license is given a quota. We have so many deer that they can't even support themselves so we have to "take care of the extra." Even after the quota for all hunters in met, there is still over population.
Jesus fuck that's amazing.
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But funny because if it was something like a stray cat that she killed with a trouble she would be in legal trouble and everyone here would be crying instead of laughing.
Everyone taking the "high road" here obviously never had to deal with deer. I don't promote beating them with shovels, but I see nothing wrong with hunting them.
[QUOTE=tomahawk2;18456660]Everyone taking the "high road" here obviously never had to deal with deer. I don't promote beating them with shovels, but I see nothing wrong with hunting them.[/QUOTE]
Because it's not right maaaaaaan animals have feelings toooooo
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;18452801]Have you ever hit a deer with your car? [/QUOTE]
With a saxo at 50mph fuck yes
Deer sure are tasty.
Them's good eatin'.
:clint:
Just the other day saw a semi in my rear view hit a deer, going 65 mph. Wasn't pretty.
[QUOTE=TH89;18453182]Haha, that's so fucked up
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xL9xCWphV8s[/media][/QUOTE]
"faggot, cunt, NIGGER DEER!!"
Ok, well that was a terrible way to do it, but deer are over populating many places, I see 3-5 a day when I go outside.
I am in an area where groups of at least 10 deer are roaming around at any given time. During the summer large groups sit in my yard and I feed them. their eyes freak me the fuck out, but they are nice creatures.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;18452801]I can understand that part about deer getting hit by cars. Have you ever hit a deer with your car? It can really fuck up the front end.
The shovel thing is pretty sadistic though. That woman has issues.[/QUOTE]
Related story; My dad once hit a deer with his car, so he tossed it in and had it for lunch at his job.
[QUOTE=Carne;18457004]Related story; My dad once hit a deer with his car, so he tossed it in and had it for lunch at his job.[/QUOTE]
West Virginia?
[QUOTE=evilweazel;18457019]West Virginia?[/QUOTE]
Country Roads- Make me Lunch?
[QUOTE=Hikaru;18454260]"FUCK! My car is totaled and I'm in the hospital now and can't work, so I'll probably lose my - Oh wait I was intruding on his habitat so I'm suddenly not mad anymore. Damn humans."[/QUOTE]There ya go. :D Already on the road to recovery, good man.
Car accidents with deers?
Well shall make deer saddles, and ride the deer [I]instead[/I] of cars.
I have spoken!
So they're over populated, yet the price of my venison dog food is going up because there's a shortage of deer. Hm.
[QUOTE=Insignificant;18454467]Hunting doesn't solve that problem. the natural cycle is when animals kill other animals to survive. not sum faggit killing things because he thinks guns are kewl.
There are more humans stupid enough to run into the road in front of a car then there are deers[/QUOTE]
Umm...
Hunting IS part of the natural cycle. We're a part of nature, too.
And deer is the plural form of deer, not deers.
What a cunt
Damn old people
As Haywood noted, we're animals too. We're just smart enough to make and use complicated tools. And Insignificant, I'm not going to hunt because 'guns are kewl', I'm going to spend a day with my dad. (Which I'm guessing you don't have)
I hunt deer for the sole purpose of they taste fucking delicious in Chili. Other than that, they are pretty cool creatures.
Speaking of which, I'm going this Saturday. I hope I bag atleast a Doe. Then again, with deer hunting, Does are the smallest you can get. Best my Dad has ever got is an 11 point buck.
Also, I'm going with my dad as well Gaslit.
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