[Europe vs. America] Why Europe is a Dirty word in American Politics - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Killuah;34479616]Can the republican politicians get any more selfrighteous? [/QUOTE] Not till you write me a love song

[QUOTE=Walrus.;34479877]I might be wrong or late but isn't squatting naturably more comfortable because that's what we did a few thousand years ago when we were hunter gatherers running around in the forests?[/QUOTE]Its because it helps to expand and relax the intestines, making excretion easier and less likely to cause complications.

[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;34479201]Yeah it does, but Europe has cool shit like the Alps, and Preikestolen.[/QUOTE] I live a 1 hour drive from Preikestolen and I haven't even been there yet :v:

[QUOTE=Walrus.;34479877]I might be wrong or late but isn't squatting naturably more comfortable because that's what we did a few thousand years ago when we were hunter gatherers running around in the forests?[/QUOTE] I think squatting is more on the very uncomfortable side.

Oh god, what have I started?

[QUOTE]view Europe with suspicion, deriding the continent as an economic backwater with a dubious military record[/QUOTE] Oh wow lol. In all honesty, when it comes to historical "military record" and what these people probably consider "glory", US hasn't got shit on for example france.

[QUOTE=Zeke129;34479481]Canada: [img]http://i.imgur.com/qNjgz.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/8dxNL.png[/img] it's just like Crysis there's so much climate variation[/QUOTE] I have the same amount of Climate Variation in my backyard if I just wait for the changing seasons.

[QUOTE=Virtanen;34480306]Oh wow lol. In all honesty, when it comes to historical "military record" and what these people probably consider "glory", US hasn't got shit on for example france.[/QUOTE] They jelly because most allies withdrew from the middle east before the US did.

Europe has probably the most colourful cast of cultures. Dunno about econony.

Only problem with holes in the floor is that it gets tiresome and it can be hard to aim. Also this thread is now about toilets.

[QUOTE=Electrocuter;34481798]Only problem with holes in the floor is that [b]it gets tiresome[/b] and it can be hard to aim. Also this thread is now about toilets.[/QUOTE] you shouldn't be spending a lot of time above the toilet anyways.

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34481840]you shouldn't be spending a lot of time above the toilet anyways.[/QUOTE] I play solitaire on my phone or read while I shit. It's good quiet time.

Enjoying free, high-quality education, welfare, health service, and generally good & peaceful politicians. It sure feels awful to be dirty european socialist scum.

[QUOTE=Dolton;34480990]I have the same amount of Climate Variation in my backyard if I just wait for the changing seasons.[/QUOTE] Agreed, though I'd be willing to bet that the U.S. and Canada have close to, if not the same amount, of climate variation throughout the nations. Deserts, prairies, mountainous areas, tundra, etc.

[QUOTE=Dolton;34480990]I have the same amount of Climate Variation in my backyard if I just wait for the changing seasons.[/QUOTE] Yeah that was the joke If you want seriouspost I can do this: [img]http://i.imgur.com/qNjgz.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/7ndne.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/qMnp4.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/BQs7D.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/iWGPP.jpg[/img] there

[QUOTE=Zeke129;34483277]Canada[/QUOTE] I wish I lived in a country like that. The best we have is this [img]http://www.basedinlondon.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/DSCN0835-1024x768.jpg[/img] flaaaaaat

[QUOTE=Zeke129;34483277]Yeah that was the joke If you want seriouspost I can do this: [img]http://i.imgur.com/qNjgz.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/7ndne.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/qMnp4.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/BQs7D.jpg[/img] [img]http://i.imgur.com/iWGPP.jpg[/img] there[/QUOTE] nothing like [img]http://beautifulsceneries.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Hanauma-Bay-Oahu-Hawaii_40454.jpg[/img] though

Europe is like that better older brother that is better at everything and so is everything America aspires not to be out of spite for his parents and jealousy.

[QUOTE=Bomimo;34483805]Europe is like that better older brother that is better at everything and so is everything America aspires not to be out of spite for his parents and jealousy.[/QUOTE] but who are the parents? Africa?

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34484170]but who are the parents? Africa?[/QUOTE] It's old and largely dependent on aid from other continents, sure.

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34483486]nothing like [img]http://beautifulsceneries.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Hanauma-Bay-Oahu-Hawaii_40454.jpg[/img] though[/QUOTE] Oh hey I've been there! It's an awesome bay, anyone that visits Oahu must go there

[QUOTE=Bomimo;34483805]Europe is like that better older brother that is better at everything and so is everything America aspires not to be out of spite for his parents and jealousy.[/QUOTE] Except he's horrible at managing money and gets in fights with himself a lot.

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;34484758]Except he's horrible at managing money and gets in fights with himself a lot.[/QUOTE] Last I checked the EU was doing better than the US.

[QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;34484758]Except he's horrible at managing money and gets in fights with himself a lot.[/QUOTE] Wait are we talking about the US or the EU? I feel like that statement could be either or.

[QUOTE=NoDachi;34479375]What a surprise. An American experiencing a part of American-European history. Didn't stray much out your comfort zone or something?[/QUOTE] Actually I felt more at home in one of the bunkers since I identify closer to my German heritage then I do with my UK-Clusterfuck heritage. It was also a very overcast and windy day so it took me a moment to figure out I wasn't a German handling a machine gun :v: But thanks for being a condescending fuck to a People to People alumni. [editline]31st January 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=sami-elite;34481504]They jelly because most allies withdrew from the middle east before the US did.[/QUOTE] And the Civil War, and the Mexican American War, Spanish American War, War of 1812, The Korean War, Vietnam War, World Wars I & II, The Indian American War, and let us not forget the Revolutionary War.

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34484170]but who are the parents? Africa?[/QUOTE] Well. yeah. It's where humanity originated according to research. So unless you have invisible friends, yeah. [editline]1st February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=A B.A. Survivor;34484758]Except he's horrible at managing money and gets in fights with himself a lot.[/QUOTE] In past tense, yes. Now America is that little rascal that always gets in fights with the kinder gardeners because he can't beat the other 7th graders due to bad health and obesity. Even Africa is disgusted and that's saying something. Meanwhile, cousin Asia is just laughing his ass off and biding his time so he'll be the new favourite. Then he'll marry Australia and become New Zealands third stepdad after Antarctica and Britain.

[QUOTE=Nitro836;34481778]Europe has probably the most colourful cast of cultures.[/QUOTE] uh no theyre all white

[QUOTE=Jsm;34478112]Yes you should feel bad and exterminate yourself.[/QUOTE] You will never stop the commi nazis. [video=youtube;_g6ctonQoGA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g6ctonQoGA[/video]

[QUOTE=Bomimo;34485086]Well. yeah. It's where humanity originated according to research. So unless you have invisible friends, yeah. [editline]1st February 2012[/editline] In past tense, yes. Now America is that little rascal that always gets in fights with the kinder gardeners because he can't beat the other 7th graders due to bad health and obesity. Even Africa is disgusted and that's saying something. Meanwhile, cousin Asia is just laughing his ass off and biding his time so he'll be the new favourite. Then he'll marry Australia and become New Zealands third stepdad after Antarctica and Britain.[/QUOTE] yeah this analogy really isn't working

[QUOTE=trotskygrad;34483486]nothing like [img]http://beautifulsceneries.info/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Hanauma-Bay-Oahu-Hawaii_40454.jpg[/img] though[/QUOTE] oh damn you now I miss the summer again best season ever, and not just because my birthday's in it