Al Qaeda in the heartland: Alarming FBI video shows what may have been warning about for years - Polidicks

Kentucky isn't in the heartland! Stop trying to take the only think Nebraska has, you fuckers already have KFC.[QUOTE=Riller;42934620][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ft4c44n.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]I wonder how much trouble I could get into by going to another country, coming back to the US posing as a foreigner, and then checking "Yes" on all of them.

[QUOTE=kenji;42935918]I wonder what happens if you tick yes to all of them.[/QUOTE] You get a job at the NSA or DOD (your choice). It's how they approved my visa and gave me a job!

[QUOTE=Riller;42934620]I'm not kidding. The papers you have to fill out to go to the U.S. on holiday include this: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Ft4c44n.png[/IMG] Yep. Stoppin' terrorists dead in their tracks.[/QUOTE] On my plane to the United States I was given the same form and it also included questions whether I'm going to do money laundering, drug trafficking, and other criminal activities. I spent a lot of time trying to figure out why would anyone, criminal or not, would tick "yes" and thought it was some sort of trick question and anyone who answered "no" would get searched more intensely by the TSA.

[QUOTE=Impulse101;42940924]On my plane to the United States I was given the same form and it also included questions whether I'm going to do money laundering, drug trafficking, and other criminal activities. I spent a lot of time trying to figure out why would anyone, criminal or not, would tick "yes" and thought it was some sort of trick question and anyone who answered "no" would get searched more intensely by the TSA.[/QUOTE] it's so they have signed documentation enabling them to throw the book at those ticked 'no', and then go and do it anyways.

[QUOTE=Cutthecrap;42936453]check YES in all of them and then say at the airport "I DID IT FOR THE LULZ!"[/QUOTE] Oh wow welcome to 2006 everybody or was it 2004?

[QUOTE=Foda;42941022]it's so they have signed documentation enabling them to throw the book at those ticked 'no', and then go and do it anyways.[/QUOTE] "You're being arrested for saying you [b]would[/b] spy on the US when you're clearly not!" I'm not sure if I should laugh or just grimace that this is a real thing.

[QUOTE=MercZ;42940346]A few years ago media were spazzing out that Mexican cartels were colluding with Hezbollah which would culminate in a terrorist route in the the American southwest. Unsurprisingly that died out after the brief sensationalism that blew up over it.[/QUOTE] Oh Shit, massive nostalgia over that shit. Had a family member who asked me - and I quote - "Arizona? Isn't that where the Al Qaeda army plans on entering the US?" Unfortunately, I am not shitting you.

This is one fine piece of propaganda. Fear-mongering still does the trick. Planting those lil ideas in yer head before the final false-flag event.

[QUOTE=catbarf;42936986]Or it means there are enough people saying 'I haven't heard about your secret programs working so obviously they're useless' that they have to go public to show that they're actually doing something.[/QUOTE] And that something is fucking up.

[QUOTE=Tengil;42941378]This is one fine piece of propaganda. Fear-mongering still does the trick. Planting those lil ideas in yer head before the final false-flag event.[/QUOTE] I can't tell if you're a gimmick or serious anymore. Leaning toward gimmick, I've never seen you make a normal post.

[QUOTE=urbanmonkey;42935999]America brings lots of freedom to whatever country you say you are from[/QUOTE] ftfy

How the hell were a bunch of refugees able to get their hands on stinger missiles in the U.S.?

[QUOTE=ultra_bright;42947635]How the hell were a bunch of refugees able to get their hands on stinger missiles in the U.S.?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE]“The weapons seen in the video, however, were supplied by the FBI after being rendered inoperable. Alwan and Hammadi were arrested in 2011 and later pleaded guilty to terror-related crimes,” ABC News reported.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Leestons;42941408]And that something is fucking up.[/QUOTE] News flash, the FBI doesn't handle immigration. If they were as incompetent as some people here seem to think, we wouldn't even know about Al-Qaeda immigrating in the first place. If someone immigrates to the country who shouldn't have, it's because of the USCIS, CBP, and ICE under the DHS, EOIR under DoJ, the DoS itself, and ORR under HHS. The most the FBI can do is catch the people after someone else lets them slip through the cracks.

Good Job NSA, spying on every fucking guy in the western world and not checking war refugees out of states filled with ( according to stereotypes ) terrorists. The gov sure does like to employ people who can't do their fucking job correctly.

[QUOTE=TorashVD;42948503]Good Job NSA, spying on every fucking guy in the western world and not checking war refugees out of states filled with ( according to stereotypes ) terrorists. The gov sure does like to employ people who can't do their fucking job correctly.[/QUOTE] Yes, because the NSA is totally there to prevent terrorism. </sarcasm>

[QUOTE=TorashVD;42948503]Good Job NSA, spying on every fucking guy in the western world and not checking war refugees out of states filled with ( according to stereotypes ) terrorists. The gov sure does like to employ people who can't do their fucking job correctly.[/QUOTE]NSA doesn't do human intelligence, yo.

[QUOTE=Impulse101;42940924]On my plane to the United States I was given the same form and it also included questions whether I'm going to do money laundering, drug trafficking, and other criminal activities. I spent a lot of time trying to figure out why would anyone, criminal or not, would tick "yes" and thought it was some sort of trick question and anyone who answered "no" would get searched more intensely by the TSA.[/QUOTE] There was also this gem on it [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QeA4iWv.png[/IMG] Mind you, you had to state your birth date at the top. I seriously, heavily considered ticking yes in this, to having commited war crimes about 50 years before I was born.

[QUOTE=Riller;42948591]There was also this gem on it [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/QeA4iWv.png[/IMG] Mind you, you had to state your birth date at the top. I seriously, heavily considered ticking yes in this, to having commited war crimes about 50 years before I was born.[/QUOTE]lol check yes, and then erase it leaving a barely visible mark and then check no