Sir Elton John says Jesus was super-intelligent gay man - Polidicks

[QUOTE=The mouse;20303478]Source: [url]http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8523538.stm[/url] Incoming shit storm[/QUOTE] Gay means "Happy", I doubt he was referring Jesus as a homosexual.

Some believe Jesus was married to a girl named Mary Magdalene.

[QUOTE=BloodRayne;20305892]Gay means "Happy", I doubt he was referring Jesus as a homosexual.[/QUOTE] Oh gosh, I didn't realise it was 1926! I'd better hightail it down to the local speakeasy and drink me some bootleg. I know a few darbs who won't take me for a ride, so long as I don't get spifflicated on the hooch. Don't take any wooden nickels, though - I know you can be a bit of a Nobody's Home when you're goofy on some moll, but you need to be careful at the Juice joint that you don't hook up with some bearcat, or worse - a Mrs. Grundy who's bank's closed! I heard this story from an ossified chap who shilled out on an orchid but even though he hit on all sixes the dumb Dora didn't put out! She was all scrooching up to him when he was plying her with giggle water and glad rags but she high-hatted him after that. Still, it's not Jake if you end up with some Jane and she turns out to have a Dapper who'll make you middle aisle her and sell your divver to get by!

I find it funny how none of you thought he might have meant gay as in happy.

[QUOTE=JC Denton;20303489]Elton John's awesome. He made great music and says great things that make people go nuts. Idolize him.[/QUOTE] And he becomes bankrupt for buying to many flowers [editline]07:20PM[/editline] [QUOTE=BloodRayne;20305892]Gay means "Happy", I doubt he was referring Jesus as a homosexual.[/QUOTE] The simpsons [quote]DJ - "What was your first gay experience?" Burns - ooo, well when I was seven years old my dad took me out for a picnic, that was a gay old time. [/quote]

[QUOTE=HatredViral;20306947]I find it funny how none of you thought he might have meant gay as in happy.[/QUOTE] As I've just said, apparently too subtly, the usage of "gay" to mean "happy" is pretty archaic. Generally speaking, if someone says someone else is "gay", they mean that person is "homosexual". Elton John is "gay" in the "homosexual" sense, so it is likely that he is saying that Jesus is homosexual. Indeed, he later states: [quote]Sir Elton said in the interview: "On the cross, he forgave the people who crucified him. Jesus wanted us to be loving and forgiving. "I don't know what makes people so cruel. Try being a gay woman in the Middle East - you're as good as dead," he added.[/quote] It is unlikely that Elton John is saying that happy women in the Middle East are as good as dead, but rather likely that he means homosexual women. Hence it would seem highly probable that his usage of gay remains consistent in order to avoid confusion - had he meant to say Jesus was happy he'd probably have said happy.

[QUOTE=Negrul1;20303496]There is a fair bit of evidence for Jesus being gay. For example; he wasn't married in a time when literally everyone else of his age was.[/QUOTE] Example two: Jesus was nailed by men

[QUOTE=Splurgy;20306700]Oh gosh, I didn't realise it was 1926! I'd better hightail it down to the local speakeasy and drink me some bootleg. I know a few darbs who won't take me for a ride, so long as I don't get spifflicated on the hooch. Don't take any wooden nickels, though - I know you can be a bit of a Nobody's Home when you're goofy on some moll, but you need to be careful at the Juice joint that you don't hook up with some bearcat, or worse - a Mrs. Grundy who's bank's closed! I heard this story from an ossified chap who shilled out on an orchid but even though he hit on all sixes the dumb Dora didn't put out! She was all scrooching up to him when he was plying her with giggle water and glad rags but she high-hatted him after that. Still, it's not Jake if you end up with some Jane and she turns out to have a Dapper who'll make you middle aisle her and sell your divver to get by![/QUOTE] Holy shit.

yeah jesus is kind of a fag

[QUOTE=Splurgy;20306700]Oh gosh, I didn't realise it was 1926! I'd better hightail it down to the local speakeasy and drink me some bootleg. I know a few darbs who won't take me for a ride, so long as I don't get spifflicated on the hooch. Don't take any wooden nickels, though - I know you can be a bit of a Nobody's Home when you're goofy on some moll, but you need to be careful at the Juice joint that you don't hook up with some bearcat, or worse - a Mrs. Grundy who's bank's closed! I heard this story from an ossified chap who shilled out on an orchid but even though he hit on all sixes the dumb Dora didn't put out! She was all scrooching up to him when he was plying her with giggle water and glad rags but she high-hatted him after that. Still, it's not Jake if you end up with some Jane and she turns out to have a Dapper who'll make you middle aisle her and sell your divver to get by![/QUOTE] Jesus homosexual Christ, chill out broski.

He's going to give a concert where I live in like a week. I wanted to go, but now I'm having second thoughts. :ohdear:

If Jesus was a super-intelligent gay man, why would he preach the opposite

[QUOTE=Umi-hebi;20310856]If Jesus was a super-intelligent gay man, why would he preach the opposite[/QUOTE] Because Elton John is just trying to piss people off.

Tell me, are news agencies really having such a hard time finding any headline news that's not about homosexuals? Or do we have that many gays on facepunch who's all of a sudden decided to reveal themselves? Its perplexing to say the least.

But... some people think he was black... [IMG]http://www.lillyofthevalleyva.com/BlackJesusMontage(c)BarzoniARTCOM10055775.jpg[/IMG]

[QUOTE=Sigma-Lambda;20304050]Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting (christian conservatives)[/QUOTE] :golfclap:

Jesus was Chinese

Elton John is awesome and has balls for saying this to the press.

My favorite gay man is Cam Clarke. AKA LIQUID FUCKING SNAKE.

[QUOTE=JC Denton;20303489]Elton John's awesome. He made great music and says great things that make people go nuts. Idolize him.[/QUOTE] I was driving home from a hockey game today with my grandfather. We had just watched my cousin's game in a big fancy ice rink. Elton John's "Rocket Man" was playing on the radio. My grandfather says "tomorrow, hes gonna play in a different rink, its gonna be cold." Then right on queue, Elton John sings "in fact its cold as hell." True story, this actually happened like 4 hours ago.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;20313500]But... some people think he was black... [IMG]http://www.lillyofthevalleyva.com/BlackJesusMontage(c)BarzoniARTCOM10055775.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Super intelligent, closeted gay black savior of humanity. Fucking awesome.

lol @ people thinking jesus existed

[QUOTE=JC Denton;20303489]Elton John's awesome. He made great music and says great things that make people go nuts. Idolize him.[/QUOTE] Am I the only one who gets the joke here?

[QUOTE=kidwithsword;20319036]Am I the only one who gets the joke here?[/QUOTE] Are you implying Elton John's anything less than awesome? [img]http://cdn.dipity.com/uploads/events/75081b871dcf5ef07decfb03f0514508.jpg[/img] [i]He will end you before you can say "Bernie Taupin"[/i] [QUOTE=Wolf_Marine;20312582]Tell me, are news agencies really having such a hard time finding any headline news that's not about homosexuals? Or do we have that many gays on facepunch who's all of a sudden decided to reveal themselves? Its perplexing to say the least.[/QUOTE] No, it's just a lot of gay related stories have cropped up together like a couple of months back there was a slew of child abuse stories. Other than this story, the "gay" threads are mainly about how people are being dicks towards gay people. Naturally, people are reporting on it. You seem to be suggesting that a) News agencies only report on gay people because there are no better stories b) Only gay people care about what happens to gay people. Is that what you're actually suggesting? Please clarify.

[QUOTE=kidwithsword;20319036]Am I the only one who gets the joke here?[/QUOTE]No possible joke intended.

[QUOTE=Baileyboys;20306043]Some believe Jesus was married to a girl named Mary Magdalene.[/QUOTE] That was his mum wasnt it? Rate me box's if im wrong I have never read the bible.

[QUOTE=Rombishead;20321673]That was his mum wasnt it? Rate me box's if im wrong I have never read the bible.[/QUOTE] Nah, that was the "Virgin" Mary [img]http://antiatheism.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/Blessed_Virgin_Mary.jpg[/img] Mary Magdalene was a prostitute that Jesus exonerated, and she did various things for him, like wash his feet with oil and wipe it away with her hair. (At least I think that was her) [img]http://www.nikolaitsai.us/photos/IndexFolder/StMaryMagdalene/St-Mary-Magdalene.jpg[/img]

I'd just love some evidence to be unearthed supporting the idea of jesus being gay. Vatican City would go apeshit.

[QUOTE=Ibutsu;20321834]I'd just love some evidence to be unearthed supporting the idea of jesus being gay. Vatican City would go apeshit.[/QUOTE] Don't be silly, religion isn't based on evidence

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;20313500]But... some people think he was black... [/QUOTE] Jesus could of been dark-skinned. I've never heard of a white man from Jerusalem. Hell, he could of been gay, too. Most people were back then.