I claim owner ship of Titan, the moon of Saturn. You want to explore it N.A.S.A? Ok for 50 million.
I claim Gliese 581 g.
I claim ownership of the ownership claiming system.
Okay, you are now owner, and dictator, of the Sun.
Unfortunately becoming the leader of another nation or joining a foreign military will almost universally force you to renounce your current citizenship.
Now you have to go live on the Sun.
Enjoy, bitch.
This sort of made me wonder; I wonder if it's ever going to be legal for people and corporations to buy planets? It'd be pretty cool to be a legitimate owner of a planet or something, even if you could never go there.
I claim god :smug:
I claim ownership of this dimension. You are all squatters and have 24 hours to pack your shit and get the fuck off my giant lawn.
Wait, so does that mean that we can't do anything with those planets without consulting their respective owner?
[QUOTE=jwk94;26323447]Wait, so does that mean that we can't do anything with those planets without consulting their respective owner?[/QUOTE]
No, it doesn't mean anything. There are no laws and regulations regarding the value/ownership of planets, so your ownership of it would be pointless.
[QUOTE=Gordy H.;26323496]No, it doesn't mean anything. There are no laws and regulations regarding the value/ownership of planets, so your ownership of it would be pointless.[/QUOTE]
Oh, well that's stupid, there's no point in her taking her time to own the sun then.
Oh my god what the hell. -_-
I was gonna own the sun for the lulz but then she butted her stupid ass in and took it from me.
Who wants to form an angry mob with me?
EDIT:
Well I claim the Divida asteroid.
I shall crash it into her car and maybe I'll destroy all of Earth in the process, that will teach her!
people these days...
[QUOTE=Zeke129;26321741]I claim ownership of the magnetic field surrounding the Earth. Ms. Duran, your property is sending a barrage of radiation at my property and causing it damage. Therefore, I demand $150,000,000,000,000 to repair it. (10% for myself)
Refuse to pay and I will turn it off[/QUOTE]
inb4 faceplam
[QUOTE]There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.[/QUOTE]
When something says that no country can do something, that includes the country's inhabitants, loophole my ass.
Unless of course she doesn't belong to any country in the world.
I can already see how this will turn out
*Guy enjoying his warm pool thanks to a solar panel*
Cranky Old Bitch: OI! Thats my sun your using! Gimme money or pay the conseqeunces!
Guy: *pumps shotgun* Make me bitch.
Cranky Old Bitch: You asked for it, get him kitties!
*A Swarm of cats attack the man*
Guy: Oh my god there scratching my eyes out OH MY GOD STOP IT!
Cranky Old Bitch: yesssssss.
She thinks she's god, lol. Wow, she is so off my relgion belief list.
[quote]She now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun[/quote]
Eh, this does not affect me.
So, anyone who uses the sun will be charged? What about plants? You can't expect every farmer in the world to pay you.
I think she doesn't understand the old "having a place in the sun" deal.
[quote]slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun[/quote]
Wouldn't this technically tax [B]everything[/B]?
This won't effect us. We're Facepunchers, remember?
-snip-
I claim ownership of electrons, protons, and neutrons. I'll be seeing the universe in court.
[QUOTE=alienmartian23;26321818]I claim ownership of the O-Zone
Every time you inhale you owe me a nickel[/QUOTE]
The ozone is comprised of O^3, not O^2. Also, it is way, way above the troposphere, which is what we breath. :downs:
[QUOTE=doonbugie2;26324070]inb4 faceplam[/QUOTE]
I faceplammed when I read your post
I can't stop laughing
too
funny
yet stupid at the same time
So she wants all of us to be basment dwellers?.
[QUOTE=Saren;26326345]So she wants all of us to be basment dwellers?.[/QUOTE]
I guess so. Getting a tan is technically using the sun. If she's serious, she really hasn't thought this out.
I would like to purchase Mars, then I would sue NASA for trespassing.
there's a reason there's no law and regulation on owning celestial bodies because at this technological point in time it's virtually meaningless
now, hundreds of years down the line when countries can legitimately claim planets and stars as their own, shit will probably go down
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