Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun - Polidicks

[QUOTE=darkrei9n;26325962]I claim ownership of electrons, protons, and neutrons. I'll be seeing the universe in court.[/QUOTE] I claim ownership of all up, down, strange, top, and bottom quarks and all plasma energy in any and all existing universes including our own. Pay up. [editline]26th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Helix Alioth;26326925]I would like to purchase Mars, then I would sue NASA for trespassing.[/QUOTE] Would you bring back Phoenix please?

lets toss her into her precious sun

[QUOTE=Ninja Duck;26322156]I think we should send her to the sun on a rocket and claim it like a real Spaniard.[/QUOTE] That's so primitive, you know. Most Spaniards conquer these days by utilizing Conquistadrovers.

as dumb as her claim sounds with the whole charging use of the sun, I think she just checkmated solar energy

[QUOTE=daijitsu;26327555]as dumb as her claim sounds with the whole charging use of the sun, I think she just checkmated solar energy[/QUOTE] Like anyone will pay.

[QUOTE=nicatronTg;26326972]I claim ownership of all up, down, strange, top, and bottom quarks and all plasma energy in any and all existing universes including our own. Pay up. [editline]26th November 2010[/editline] Would you bring back Phoenix please?[/QUOTE] I claim ownership of perception

[QUOTE=Tetracycline;26327690]I claim ownership of perception[/QUOTE] Perception only exists if beings to perceive exist. Beings made out of matter are made of protons, neutrons, and electrons, and are made of quarks.

[QUOTE=nicatronTg;26327708]Perception only exists if beings to perceive exist. Beings made out of matter are made of protons, neutrons, and electrons, and are made of quarks.[/QUOTE] But it requires perception to know that any of those things exist, perception is all that matters, without perception nothing can be said to have happened/be happening

I claim to own oxygen and make everyone pay for ever breath they take

Then we shall fight in the shade.

Fuck her shit, I'll punch her in the face and annex the Sun, then I'll make it free for all to use and donate it to charity.

[QUOTE=pyrofiliac;26323332]I claim ownership of this dimension. You are all squatters and have 24 hours to pack your shit and get the fuck off my giant lawn.[/QUOTE] But... Where will we go? :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Tetracycline;26327733]But it requires perception to know that any of those things exist, perception is all that matters, without perception nothing can be said to have happened/be happening[/QUOTE] enough of the Gurren Lagann perception conception, a tree still makes a sound in the woods if no one is around to hear it because it still causes the air to vibrate at varying frequencies thus enacting what would be perceived by an animal as sound regardless of proximity.

[QUOTE=daijitsu;26328311]enough of the Gurren Lagann perception conception, a tree still makes a sound in the woods if no one is around to hear it because it still causes the air to vibrate at varying frequencies thus enacting what would be perceived by an animal as sound regardless of proximity.[/QUOTE] but if no one were to ever perceive that the tree fell or even existed then you cannot say it existed

your perception of perception is warped beyond perception good sir

that is only your perception in my perception my perception is perceiving things in a fine and perceptive matter

There goes our solar power. Now claiming ownership of the wind.

[QUOTE=Tetracycline;26328415]that is only your perception in my perception my perception is perceiving things in a fine and perceptive matter[/QUOTE] [img]http://gyazo.com/af790ad63df0e43f64d2678d9b8c704f.png[/img]

I will sue him for illuminating my property without my permission.

[QUOTE=Micr0;26322451]Well, at least she has noble goals.[/QUOTE] monetize the sun

She owns over 99% of all the matter in this solar system and wants [i]more[/i]? What a greedy bitch

good way to help the world I suppose..

The plan to claim the sun is interesting. But charging people is downright fucking stupid.

that señorita is loco [editline]27th November 2010[/editline] how's she gonna charge every person on earth for using the sun? Everyone automatically uses the sun inadvertently, without the sun we'd all be dead

[QUOTE=Tetracycline;26328415]that is only your perception in my perception my perception is perceiving things in a fine and perceptive matter[/QUOTE] ur so ~deep~

Next time I get sunburns I'll sue her.

Well I take ownership of EVERYTHING

I'll take ownership of the man in the sky also known as God/Allah/Jesus. I want them to clean my house, make dinner, mow my lawn and watch television with me.

I'm gonna patent nitrogen, I mean, having nitrogen in the atmosphere so the oxygen level isn't >99% and most animal life die because of basic blood is a fantastic invention!

I claim ownership of alpha-centavra. When hummanity will start to explore it and use it, some member of my family will get rich.