Spanish woman claims ownership of the Sun - Polidicks

Wow, she probably has to pay a LOT of land tax.

I think we should gather all the guns on the planet and dump them on the moon. That way, it becomes the almighty BATTLE MOON and we'll pretty much kill everyone. I'm trademarking this idea. Everybody else back off.

[quote]she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun[/quote] You know who I feel sorry for? Plants.

I claim ownership of every pair of pants in the world. It is now illegal to wear pants.

[QUOTE=]I am not stupid,[/QUOTE] :irony:

I an Lurr, legal owner of the planet Omicron Perciei 8. I claim legal ownership of your planet, or I'll kill the smartass who claimed it before me.

I claim ownership of Hell and all of their property.

If I take ownership of the Universe, will it override any other ownership of anything within it?

I am using a solar powered calculator, and this woman won't have a penny from me. [img]http://www.homesolarinfo.com/image-files/solar-calculator-picture.jpg[/img] Fuck da police yo

Activision buys the sun from her and starts charging us a monthly fee of $80 to use the sun.

I claim the universe.

[quote]There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.[/quote] Perhaps she could do with an astronomy lesson.

They better enforce the homestead act on her.

I'm claiming ownership of time itself. You all owe me money constantly!

She should insure it against fire.

She should go visit the Sun more, I mean, if she's gonna own it why act like it's a disfigured child.

"Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino, said she now wants to [b]slap a fee on everyone who uses the Sun[/b] and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 per cent to the nation's pension fund." By the same method I can ask her to take [i]her[/i] star's emissions out of my front yard

Those own a star things are such scams, this just proves it.

I claim life itself.... you all owe me!

She can't say we're using up her resources, it's her damn fault her sun keeps leaking radiation and light and shit at us, fix the damn thing

I claim the ownership of souls Those who are alive or have souls shall pay me 50 bucks every day

[QUOTE=flex3232;26333576]I claim the ownership of souls Those who are alive or have souls shall pay me 50 bucks every day[/QUOTE] There's no proof for existence of souls.

You guys do know that there is a guy who claims to have found a loop hole and is selling land on the moon and other planets to people? People actually think they're going to get that property. In effect he's made millions of dollars. [editline]27th November 2010[/editline] [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hope]This idiot.[/url]

I want to own betelgeuse, its my favorite star.

I claim ownership of all the black holes in the universe...

[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;26333786]I want to own betelgeuse, its my favorite star.[/QUOTE] Dude, that'll just get the Betelgeusians on you, and I'm not so sure you want Ford Prefect bearing down on you.

What the fuck is this shit?

This shouldn't even be on the news, neither in the news boards on Facepunch. You people shouldn't be stretching this thread four pages long. This is irrelevant and you are wasting your day.

dibs on oxygen

[QUOTE=Andokool12;26334037]This shouldn't even be on the news, neither in the news boards on Facepunch. You people shouldn't be stretching this thread four pages long. This is irrelevant and you are wasting your day.[/QUOTE] this is a discussion board we're discussing its stupidity.