[QUOTE=Heroms;26333700]You guys do know that there is a guy who claims to have found a loop hole and is selling land on the moon and other planets to people?
People actually think they're going to get that property. In effect he's made millions of dollars.
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[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hope]This idiot.[/url][/QUOTE]
Idiot? Nay. Exploiting idiots, Yes
We do not directly use the sun, we only use the deflected light coming from the atmosphere. She would only get money if somebody start suntanning in space, and even that would only cost thirty cents.
I put a patent on the fusion of hydrogen atoms to form helium six years ago. Bitch just walked herself into a lawsuit.
I'm gonna buy the milky way galaxy.
I will charge a fee on whoever lives in it.
I'm going to claim ownership of Sirius and complain to the EU about her monopoly of daytime light.
[QUOTE=Heroms;26333700]You guys do know that there is a guy who claims to have found a loop hole and is selling land on the moon and other planets to people?
People actually think they're going to get that property. In effect he's made millions of dollars.
[editline]27th November 2010[/editline]
[url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Hope]This idiot.[/url][/QUOTE]
Domain names?
[url]www.facepunch.mo[/url]
called it.
I claim the rights to the time-space continuum
where's my existance fee, FP?
Technically, investing in the sun is a large buisness advantage. Consider this, the solar system is a monopoly, and the sun is the corporation that holds control of all the smaller companies. Anything that is caught within our orbit is then considered a merger, which means she holds control of the vast minerals and fossil fuels within our asteroid belt. Since nobody has ever invested in the sun before, she is the sole trustee and shareholder of the sun. Therefore, all property that does not explicitly belong to a single person or group of persons is forfeit to her. :downs:
Huh, maybe I should claim ownership of a black hole so it can be used as a garbage disposal business for my future decedents.
I claim ownership of the process of burning hydrogen.
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[QUOTE=daijitsu;26328311]enough of the Gurren Lagann perception conception, a tree still makes a sound in the woods if no one is around to hear it because it still causes the air to vibrate at varying frequencies thus enacting what would be perceived by an animal as sound regardless of proximity.[/QUOTE]
Wrong.
The tree causes the air to vibrate at varying frequencies, but it's not a sound if there's no ear or such to interpret/pass on the vibrations for a brain or such to process the vibrations into a sound.
Wolframalpha on the subject:
No. Sound is vibration, transmitted to our senses through the mechanism of the ear, and recognized as sound only at our nerve centers. The falling of the tree or any other disturbance will produce vibration of the air. If there be no ears to hear, there will be no sound.
(according to the question more or less asked in its current form the 1910 book Physics by Charles Riborg Mann and George Ransom Twiss and answered (in its original slightly different form but for which the answer is the same) by Scientific American magazine on April 5, 1884, on page 218.)
I guess anyone who gets skin cancer from the Sun can sue her.
I claim the rights to sue her if we get any skin diseases. :v:
What the flying fuck
Wait has anyone claimed earth yet?
i claim saturn.
If someone gets cancer from tanning in the sun too long does that mean she's liable?
What does she think she's going to do if we [b]don't[/b] pay? [i]Turn it off[/i] ?
To turn off the sun you'd need a fuckload of sun screen or at least Block out the sun :3:
I claim ownership of her ownership.
Dumb person
[QUOTE=DudeGuyKT;26321718]Guys don't talk about her or she'll send us into an eternal winter.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Saxon;26341417]Huh, maybe I should claim ownership of a black hole so it can be used as a garbage disposal business for my future decedents.[/QUOTE]
Great idea !
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[QUOTE=Mr.T;26355076]Dumb person[/QUOTE]
its true
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[QUOTE=iPaul;26330423]Wow, she probably has to pay a LOT of land tax.[/QUOTE]
Good point.
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
[QUOTE=Zezibesh;26333571]She can't say we're using up her resources, it's her damn fault her sun keeps leaking radiation and light and shit at us, fix the damn thing[/QUOTE]
suing time !
LOL she don't own the sun, the sun owns her. Dumb bitch
She probably spent a lot of money buying that piece of paper too.
I own [url="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VY_Canis_Majoris"]VY Canis Majoris[/url]. My star is bigger than yours.
I claim ownership of Heaven and all it's related assets.
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
Wait, shit.
That was pointless.
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
Anyone want to lend me some ownership in something that exists in the plane we do?
[editline]28th November 2010[/editline]
Or exists at all for that matter.
She's fat/chubby and looks like a guy. I just saw one of the news report. Can we at least have like, Meagan Fox owning the sun? It's someone we should all look up to, or masturbate to.
[QUOTE=Reactors;26377214]She's fat/chubby and looks like a guy. I just saw one of the news report. Can we at least have like, Meagan Fox owning the sun? It's someone we should all look up to, or masturbate to.[/QUOTE]
She clearly wants something that makes her not look as big.
Go fuck yourself you dried up old cunt.
Brb, going to claim ownership of the universe. All those living in it need to pay me taxes.
I hereby claim all eleven dimensions for myself.
[editline]29th November 2010[/editline]
I've got a lot of paperwork to do this week...
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