Cockney to disappear 'In 30 Years', Guy Ritchie to Starve - Polidicks

Chavs are destroying the very heart of british culture, starting with the cockneys. Is this not good enough reason to get rid of them all!?

You know. I just thought of something. Will this new accent last for as long as the old one?

To be fair there aren't very many true Cockneys left, since to be a Cockney you have to be born within the sound of the Bow Bells and thanks to increased traffic noise it's pretty hard to hear the Bow Bells [editline]06:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=BloodYScar;23033195]British English needs to die completely.[/QUOTE] Why? Variety is the spice of life.

[QUOTE=Splurgy;23033417] Why? Variety is the spice of life.[/QUOTE] Non english people that learn the language in school are forced to adapt that "accent"... Its like teaching foreigners german but with a bavarian accent... Of course british english was the first language but I just cant stand that overexaggerated articulation.

Someone kill dizzee rascal and all the other dumb cunts in the music industry that talk like idiots.

In the future, people will look back at wonders like Oliver Twist, the Italian Job and of course, Killing Floor and marvel at the wonder that is the Cockney Accent. Please don't go :crying:

[QUOTE=BloodYScar;23033195]British English needs to die completely.[/QUOTE] I am British. I'm voting the other way i think we should start charging countries that use English as its most spoken language tax. that would solve our debt problems.

[QUOTE=BloodYScar;23033595]Non english people that learn the language in school are forced to adapt that "accent"... Its like teaching foreigners german but with a bavarian accent... Of course british english was the first language but I just cant stand that overexaggerated articulation.[/QUOTE] Well I can't stand the slurring together of consonants, but that doesn't mean I want the wide gamut of American accents to die. Besides, lots of people get taught to speak English with American accents - all the Dutch people I know seem to have a Dutch/American hybrid accent.

More people need to speak english with a scottish accent, speaking as an englishman. speak speak speak

[QUOTE=RedSon;23031333][img]http://lyfeandlyrics.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/dappy_300x300_crop_le1.jpg[/img] Innit blud[/QUOTE] Dappy! You've got the camera on and I've got my pants down!

[QUOTE=markg06;23033803]Someone kill dizzee rascal and all the other dumb cunts in the music industry that talk like idiots.[/QUOTE] So he's an idiot because he speaks different to him ?

[QUOTE=CoolCorky;23032757]YORKSHIRE FOREVER, LAD :britain:[/QUOTE] fuck off comfert bastard yeller bellies for life

[QUOTE=BloodYScar;23033195]British English needs to die completely.[/QUOTE] hey, thats not nice.....dont like our way's or culture then you should kindly leave the country imo.

loadsa money

Basically all that will result of this is that in 30 years time Lily Allen will pretend to sound like Dizzee Rascal.

Cockney speech for other Americans who have no idea what this is: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBQxU8K1uJw[/media]

Yorkshire speech for other Americans who have no idea what this is: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xe1a1wHxTyo[/media] [editline]09:24AM[/editline] :britain:

[QUOTE=Turnips5;23038979]More people need to speak english with a scottish accent, speaking as an englishman. speak speak speak[/QUOTE] Glasgow accent <3

Doubt it. My cousins have the thickest Cockney accents I've ever heard.

I have no clue what this new accent sounds like, so I'm going to guess it's what Ali G sounds like.

[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;23042153]So he's an idiot because he speaks different to him ?[/QUOTE] he's an idiot because he's an idiot

Maybe in the future everyone will be lazy and it will show in their accents, leading everyone to use Australian English. [editline]06:46PM[/editline] Australian English sounds really relaxed/laid back.

[QUOTE=Faren;23050356]Maybe in the future everyone will be lazy and it will show in their accents, leading everyone to use Australian English.[/QUOTE] As long as it's real Aussie, and not that shitty American-trying-to-be-Australian accent. Or Bogan Australian.

all the members of N-Dubz look like retards...

[QUOTE=The_Lizard_Xing;23042153]So he's an idiot because he speaks different to him ?[/QUOTE] Have you heard the way they speak? It's like if you got really drunk and tried talking fast it's that illegible.

Don't know about you but British English is awesome.

[QUOTE=Leg of Doom;23032436]It's all blending together in the future we will all sound the same. In lancashire everyone speaks a soft yorkshire-lancashire hybrid.[/QUOTE] Maybe where you are sun shine but folks round my way are still talking proper English and that.

I will not let this happen. Shut. Down. Everything.

And nothing of value was lost

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;23031670]Eventually [B]everyone will speak american english.[/B][/QUOTE] Or you know, I could keep speaking like a weegie. Cause ya cannae stop a weegie being a weegie, you can take the weegie oot ae glesga but ye cannae take the glesga oot ae the weegie. :cool: