Mystery train ejaculator who sprayed semen on 100 women is caught at last

[StairsAndShit]

I thought it was those 100 in one sitting, something like this [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-rSZAyDnwU"]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-rSZAyDnwU[/URL]

[Annoyed Grunt]

Jesus Fucking Christ, people, use a better choice of words when writing titles.

While reading the title I imagined an evil guy on a train with a Semen Cannon spraying semen on women, only to escape away with the aid of the train before anyone could realize what happened.

EDIT: like seriously who the heck uses spray for semen?

[goldenbuttocks]

i want the title "phantom ejaculator" where do i start

[hypno-toad]

[QUOTE=goldenbuttocks;47511208]i want the title "phantom ejaculator" where do i start[/QUOTE]

The name is already taken

Poltergeist ejaculator is still free though

[GayIlluminati]

"God's Chef" was probably his inspiration.

jk it's actually one of my favorite Moral Orel eps

[Radio]

[QUOTE]phantom ejaculator[/QUOTE]

looks like I got my new steam name

[FunnyStarRunner]

[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;47510524]Congratulations, all he needs now to become a supervillain is some bizarre, powerful thing happening to him.[/QUOTE]

His cream can burn a hole through the side of a bank.

[cecilbdemodded]

[quote]One victim, Ria Yoneda, 26, came forward after the arrest[/quote]

Interesting choice of words.

[wiirluvenit]

That's hot. That's a hot way to live.

[3bwii]

Ok, but why though?

[Konstapeln]

[QUOTE=3bwii;47515599]Ok, but why though?[/QUOTE]
Read The article?

[Janeway]

[QUOTE=Spectre1406;47509639]That's some dedication to cream 100 women for 3 years and remains untouched until now.[/QUOTE]

Well technically he didn't remain "untouched" given he was jacking off :v:

[FunnyStarRunner]

[QUOTE=wiirluvenit;47515131]That's hot. That's a hot way to live.[/QUOTE]

Splattering the batter on complete strangers because of how awkward you are around women is not hot at all.