̶L̶i̶v̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶d̶e̶a̶d̶ Cholera found in Florida as Haiti Death Toll climbs
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[QUOTE=Handsome;26126856]oh well, florida sucks anyway. go nuke it, like i care with most of the South to begin with.[/QUOTE]
Wow, this has to be one of the more idiotic things I've heard in a long time.
Ah, good thing I'm in PA.
But seriously, there's nothing to worry about, probably just a few cases here and there. The only thing that will annoy me about this is that they might announce in school and everyone will flip the fuck out.
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;26127509]People need to stop shitting in the fresh drinking water the moment they're given it. I know it's like an instinctual impulse in these countries but god damn.[/QUOTE]
I know you're trying to get funnies but it came across as some kind of horribly insensitive comment against people in poor countries
Inb4 Madagascar closes their port
Good thing it's over the pond and nowhere important.
At least I live in the Midwest. [i]No one[/i] wants to come here. So I'm far from the borders and safe.
this news left me quaking in my boots
[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;26128942]I know you're trying to get funnies but it came across as some kind of horribly insensitive comment against people in poor countries[/QUOTE]
Thank goodness I don't live in a poor country otherwise I wouldn't find it funny
I live in Colorado, I'll be safe....
for now.
Oh hey, I live in florida! I hope I don't get sick!
[B][U]Three months later[/U][/B]
[img_thumb]http://www.wallpapers10.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Apocalypse1.jpg[/img_thumb]
Its been two months...since these...machines took over. They came from Haiti, most suspect they wanted revenge for the earthquake, but motives aren't important anymore. In fact, nothing is. They disguised it as simple Cholera, which they knew no one would mind, as long as the media didn't touch it. Unfortunetly, the media was too busy yelling at Obama to take notice. Fuck, even I knew about this and I didn't do anything. We all payed dearly for this, because it spread. It spread everywhere. Florida, Washington, Oregon, fuck even China got it. Once China got it, the whole world was infected. That's when it struck.
Now, no one is alive. My friends, my family...my wife..kids..all dead. Nothing will bring them back. No one will bring them back. Sure there may be survivors here and there, but the machine will get us. Its a game of hide and seek no one will win. How many are there? The better question, how many will there be. No one matters to them. No one matters to me. Nothing matters anymore. My only goal...take down as much of these things as I can. I'm Killerjc, and this, this is my story.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lk6LMNvrrg[/media]
*The camera slowly zooms out of the room he's in, and it slowly drifts upward showing the chaos of the city, which is clearly Miami*
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;26129252]Thank goodness I don't live in a poor country otherwise I wouldn't find it funny[/QUOTE]
Well the united states is in a shitload of debt
[QUOTE=Killerjc;26129710]Oh hey, I live in florida! I hope I don't get sick!
[B][U]Three months later[/U][/B]
[img_thumb]http://www.wallpapers10.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Apocalypse1.jpg[/img_thumb]
Its been two months...since these...machines took over. They came from Haiti, most suspect they wanted revenge for the earthquake, but motives aren't important anymore. In fact, nothing is. They disguised it as simple Cholera, which they knew no one would mind, as long as the media didn't touch it. Unfortunetly, the media was too busy yelling at Obama to take notice. Fuck, even I knew about this and I didn't do anything. We all payed dearly for this, because it spread. It spread everywhere. Florida, Washington, Oregon, fuck even China got it. Once China got it, the whole world was infected. That's when it struck.
Now, no one is alive. My friends, my family...my wife..kids..all dead. Nothing will bring them back. No one will bring them back. Sure there may be survivors here and there, but the machine will get us. Its a game of hide and seek no one will win. How many are there? The better question, how many will there be. No one matters to them. No one matters to me. Nothing matters anymore. My only goal...take down as much of these things as I can. I'm Killerjc, and this, this is my story.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lk6LMNvrrg[/media]
*The camera slowly zooms out of the room he's in, and it slowly drifts upward showing the chaos of the city, which is clearly Miami*[/QUOTE]
Well zombies sorta did originate in Haiti with all their voodoo shit.
[QUOTE=Lambeth;26129778]Well the united states is in a shitload of debt[/QUOTE]
At least we don't have feces in our drinking water (that I'm aware of)
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;26130556]At least we don't have feces in our drinking water (that I'm aware of)[/QUOTE]
Well we do as all our waste goes with the water, but we have a rather nifty thing called cleaning.
[QUOTE=superdinoman;26130113]Well zombies sorta did originate in Haiti with all their voodoo shit.[/QUOTE]
Zombie outbreak in Haiti disguised as Cholera outbreak. Haiti Earthquake unearthed graves that contained infected corpses and/or live zombies.
I had a fucking dream about this last night.
FUCK I AM PHYSIC NOW I CAN MILK MONEY OFF FUCKING IDIOTS
[QUOTE=RG4;26131175]I had a fucking dream about this last night.
FUCK I AM PHYSIC NOW I CAN MILK MONEY OFF FUCKING IDIOTS[/QUOTE]
You are physic?
I have no clue how to spell it
[QUOTE=Wii60;26125995]The Disease isn't really that bad really.
Just drink shitloads of fluids and [b]be near a toilet[/b] if your infected and you'll be fine.
[url]https://health.google.com/health/ref/Cholera[/url][/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXQBoaYcuBg[/media]
There is no bathroom :(
[QUOTE=Killerjc;26129710]Oh hey, I live in florida! I hope I don't get sick!
[B][U]Three months later[/U][/B]
[img_thumb]http://www.wallpapers10.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Apocalypse1.jpg[/img_thumb]
Its been two months...since these...machines took over. They came from Haiti, most suspect they wanted revenge for the earthquake, but motives aren't important anymore. In fact, nothing is. They disguised it as simple Cholera, which they knew no one would mind, as long as the media didn't touch it. Unfortunetly, the media was too busy yelling at Obama to take notice. Fuck, even I knew about this and I didn't do anything. We all payed dearly for this, because it spread. It spread everywhere. Florida, Washington, Oregon, fuck even China got it. Once China got it, the whole world was infected. That's when it struck.
Now, no one is alive. My friends, my family...my wife..kids..all dead. Nothing will bring them back. No one will bring them back. Sure there may be survivors here and there, but the machine will get us. Its a game of hide and seek no one will win. How many are there? The better question, how many will there be. No one matters to them. No one matters to me. Nothing matters anymore. My only goal...take down as much of these things as I can. I'm Killerjc, and this, this is my story.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lk6LMNvrrg[/media]
*The camera slowly zooms out of the room he's in, and it slowly drifts upward showing the chaos of the city, which is clearly Miami*[/QUOTE]
i laughed at this post. not because the content of it was funny, but it was the fact that you tried so hard to earn funnies is what made it so funny
[QUOTE=ItchyBarracuda;26129252]Thank goodness I don't live in a poor country otherwise I wouldn't find it funny[/QUOTE]
maybe ill make another thread about how me being jewish makes me different from others who arent jewish
I would post a pic I made a while ago have King Cholera as Duke Nukem, but I'd probably get banned for being a cunt
First time I'm happy that I live in Oregon.
[QUOTE=burial;26137500]i laughed at this post. not because the content of it was funny, but it was the fact that you tried so hard to earn funnies is what made it so funny[/QUOTE]
:irony:
[QUOTE=burial;26137500]i laughed at this post. not because the content of it was funny, but it was the fact that you tried so hard to earn funnies is what made it so funny[/QUOTE]
Actually I was talking to my friend in steam chat and I decided to copy and paste it over, and fix a few grammar/spelling errors. But hey, at least you tried to put someone down, eh?
am i glad the only thing maybe affected by this would be out condo if it somehow got to florabama
[QUOTE=halflambada;26126630]Hey, I live in Florida man
Not cool[/QUOTE]
Well JWJ lives in Florida but nobody cares about him.
[QUOTE=burial;26137500]i laughed at this post. not because the content of it was funny, but it was the fact that you tried so hard to earn funnies is what made it so funny[/QUOTE]
Hey, look at this attempt to get Zings!
