You Can Finally Buy the Magical Spray That Waterproofs Everything - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Eeshton;41232468]the catch is it doesnt work[/QUOTE] figured, all this shit is too good to be true

yeah stupid companies and their products having catches like not working this is whats wrong with corporate america

[QUOTE=AJisAwesome15;41232375]what's the catch[/QUOTE] It wears off incredibly fast and for everyone shouting cancer causing agents, this is it: [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/1XZBmg.png[/img] All avoided via proper handling and care. The only thing though is I'd imagine copious amounts of customers improperly handling this product, and let's just say for example there was a household that used this product 'regularly' for x amount of years, just spraying on things around them, where they live, things they make contact with regularly, etc. I'm sure they'll suffer x amount of CNS damage, at least noticeably.

Doesn't ship to Canada

spray car's windshield

[QUOTE=Cruma;41232538]It wears off incredibly fast and for everyone shouting cancer causing agents, this is it: [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/1XZBmg.png[/img] All avoided via proper handling and care. The only thing though is I'd imagine copious amounts of customers improperly handling this product, and let's just say for example there was a household that used this product 'regularly' for x amount of years, just spraying on things around them, where they live, things they make contact with regularly, etc. I'm sure they'll suffer x amount of CNS damage, at least noticeably.[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure you get the same kind of hazard warnings on a can of spray paint. Half those hazards are probably due to the solvent rather than the coating itself, or at least that's why spray paint has them.

[QUOTE=zakedodead;41231680]"I think it might cause cancer based on nothing"[/QUOTE] way to assume he said "i wonder if it has cancer-causing agents." not "IT HAS CANCER CAUSING AGENTS GUYS WTF" stop being a dick about this type of shit

I'm gonna spray the insides of my lungs so I can never drown!

Someone ough to spray it on some public urinals. Can't imagine the amount of chaos that would ensue.

[QUOTE=Eeshton;41232468]the catch is it doesnt work[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFv4S99d0RA[/media] Really now? [editline]28th June 2013[/editline] The other two people probably didn't read the instructions and layer the top coat properly.

yes really, in any practical situation it doesnt work i mean, unless you need to protect that piece of toilet paper from the menacing water hose demon for approximately 1 minute only, it doesn't work. [editline]29th June 2013[/editline] i have been informed by my sources that you can in fact protect your toilet paper against water hose demons for 2 weeks if applied properly.

I've been waiting for this to come out for years.

Finally, good for laptops for when you take a shower. Or toasters when you take a bath. Someone should try it.

"Hey John. How do you stay looking so fresh and clean?" "I neverwet my pants!" It would be really cool to make a full tux water proof and walk out of the ocean.

i want to see someone wearing an outfit covered in this stuff when it's raining [editline]28th June 2013[/editline] this is perfect for weddings

coat yourself and a suit in it, make a dramatic entrance from a pool, completely unscathed by the water.

[QUOTE=katbug;41233432]coat yourself and a suit in it, make a dramatic entrance from a pool, completely unscathed by the water.[/QUOTE] These are the news stories im waiting for, "Guy dies from spraying neverwet all over himself" or something along those lines.

[QUOTE=Protocol7;41231541]What if I spray it on water[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0spGzO2FSo&feature=c4-overview&playnext=1&list=TLrUXSBN8PEGs[/media]

This shit works, people who post videos and say they don't are literally doing it wrong and/or not reading the actual instructions The thing is though, the coating WILL degrade when it comes into contact with the following: 1. Long term UV exposure 2. Detergents (aka any soap, which is why the dude who posted the video of the gun magazine not working after a while... well, he was washing it in his sink! which is full of soap residue) 3. Oils (including skin oil, so constant handling with your hands will degrade it much quicker) 4. Excessive force, including from water (it can rub off if you rub hard enough). 5. Obviously, constantly moving fabric will expose seams in the sealant making it not good for shirts if you plan on bending over in them unless you aren't super picky with just -how- waterproof it is. Also, it tints things slightly blue/hazy, which isn't noticeable on light colored items but on dark colored ones you will completely change the color. So those are all the downsides. It works perfect, but not appropriate for long term use. Also, the fumes are very cancerous while using it, so take precaution. This would be perfect to have on hand for emergency coatings of something temporarily. For example, if you are gonna be travelling for a few days in a really wet area, or maybe hiking and want to keep your bag dry while you are on the trip, or want to keep the bottom of your tent dry, this would be perfect to apply before you leave to do what you want to do and have perfect waterproof gear for your trip. But not good for something you plan on staying waterproof forever, unless its in a really obscure, static location and you plan on just spot-hitting it (like the underside of your car or the wheel wells).

I should spray this on my car windshield so I don't have to use windshield wipers in the rain.

1. Coat someone's entire bed 2. While they're sleeping, put their hand in water 3. Wait until morning. Optional (50 extra points): If possible, coat their underwear so they wake up with underwear filled with piss.

It needs some work.

If I spray it on myself and then jump into the sea... Would I hit the bottom.

Wait 'till a rival arrives, watch price drop.

This would be pretty useful for car seats after you go to the pool.

Spray a towel while someones in the shower

Gonna spray it on my hands and never need paper towels again.

[QUOTE=ThomasHeaton;41235785]If I spray it on myself and then jump into the sea... Would I hit the bottom.[/QUOTE] No, because bodies normally float after dying from stupid chemical stunts.

Festivals man, Spray that shit all over my socks! TRENCH FOOT? I LAUGH IN YOUR FACE! SQUIGGLY SQUEAKY STOMP STOMPS? SMALL TIME! I HAVE WIZARDS IN A CAN MY FRIEND!

I want that, now.