You Can Finally Buy the Magical Spray That Waterproofs Everything - Polidicks

[QUOTE=SHYoshi;41241038]How would this work on a vagina.[/QUOTE] the result would be a death

[QUOTE=SHYoshi;41241038]How would this work on a vagina.[/QUOTE] water dildo O.o [editline]29th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=gooooooooooogle;41241062]the result would be a death[/QUOTE] no water dildo, or any liquid dildo [editline]29th June 2013[/editline] [IMG]https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/6161838848/hE77103A1/[/IMG] you know next step will be this

[QUOTE=lirro433;41241058]So if you managed to create a spray that can sustain high pressure and you would take a diving suit and spray it all over with this stuff wouldn't it push away the water if you jump down in the sea. So if it would work like that you wound need a waterchute to ease the fall otherwise it would be like jumping from a high story building if you would penetrate the surface of course Or if the surface is strong enough you could use it as a pool as a trampoline but if you somehow penetrate it you would probably break your legs[/QUOTE] Hydrophobia =/= Displacement or Buoyancy.

I have a 42ft trawler, this wont do anything for a boat. in fact it would increase drag by making the water have a larger boundary layer meaning you are moving a larger object through the water. [editline]29th June 2013[/editline] And it will wash off anyways since this doesn't last

Alright, now I can swim in the pool while looking stylish.

My ex must have had an advance order on this stuff.

People dont really get how this interacts with bodies of water. Its like that "magic sand" you might have had when you were young. The stuff that you can put in water, and when you take it out of the water, its dry. So yes, if you coat yourself with it and jump in a pool, It'd act normally but you wouldnt just get wet. If you coat your shoes and jump in a pool, youd sink like you normally would, but when you get out of the water, the bottom of your shoes wouldnt be wet. [editline]29th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=chimitos;41239901]I wonder what would happen if you coated the bottom of a boat. Frictionless hyperspeed?[/QUOTE] Again, Pretty much nothing would happen except when you take it out of the water it wouldnt be wet. Im 99% sure of that.

I bought some of this today and sprayed it on my shirt to test it, like they advertised it. I don't know what they put in that shit but it caused me to have a mild allergic reaction.

[QUOTE=zakedodead;41231680]"I think it might cause cancer based on nothing"[/QUOTE] He didn't say he thought it did, he was asking if it did.

[QUOTE=K5;41244119]I bought some of this today and sprayed it on my shirt to test it, like they advertised it. I don't know what they put in that shit but it caused me to have a mild allergic reaction.[/QUOTE] Did you spray it on your shirt while you were wearing it? Did you spray it while inside?

[QUOTE=lirro433;41241058]So if you managed to create a spray that can sustain high pressure and you would take a diving suit and spray it all over with this stuff wouldn't it push away the water if you jump down in the sea. So if it would work like that you wound need a waterchute to ease the fall otherwise it would be like jumping from a high story building if you would penetrate the surface of course Or if the surface is strong enough you could use it as a pool as a trampoline but if you somehow penetrate it you would probably break your legs[/QUOTE] Quick question, did you take chemistry in highschool?

So uh...what happenes when I drink it?

[QUOTE=CAPT Opp4;41244804]So uh...what happenes when I drink it?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Cakebatyr;41240925]It is a hydrophobic compound, your body is essentially a container of water. If you get it into your blood stream it could cause serious damage to your kidneys and liver.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Cruma;41232538]It wears off incredibly fast and for everyone shouting cancer causing agents, this is it: [img]http://i.cubeupload.com/1XZBmg.png[/img] All avoided via proper handling and care. The only thing though is I'd imagine copious amounts of customers improperly handling this product, and let's just say for example there was a household that used this product 'regularly' for x amount of years, just spraying on things around them, where they live, things they make contact with regularly, etc. I'm sure they'll suffer x amount of CNS damage, at least noticeably.[/QUOTE]

1. spray inside pc 2. submerge pc in water 3. overclock and enjoy your new watercooling system

[QUOTE=SHYoshi;41241038]How would this work on a vagina.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Str4fe;41188399]She'll be NeverWet.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=willtheoct;41244981]1. spray inside pc 2. submerge pc in water 3. overclock and enjoy your new watercooling system[/QUOTE] Also enjoy your fried computer because the compound itself probably conducts electricity. Also the fact that that's just a horrible idea in general.

[QUOTE=geel9;41245300]Also enjoy your fried computer because the compound itself probably conducts electricity. Also the fact that that's just a horrible idea in general.[/QUOTE] A horrible idea is submerging it in benzene to keep water from short circuiting his motherboard. This is just silly.

For the people saying they can put this on their windshield: [url]http://www.rainx.com/[/url]

[QUOTE=K5;41244119]I bought some of this today and sprayed it on my shirt to test it, like they advertised it. I don't know what they put in that shit but it caused me to have a mild allergic reaction.[/QUOTE] dont do that

*Sprays on car* Now I don't have to wash you near as much fucker! :v:

[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;41233122][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFv4S99d0RA[/media] Really now? [editline]28th June 2013[/editline] The other two people probably didn't read the instructions and layer the top coat properly.[/QUOTE] Reusable toilet paper!

[QUOTE=geel9;41245300]Also enjoy your fried computer because the compound itself probably conducts electricity. Also the fact that that's just a horrible idea in general.[/QUOTE] Did someone coat you with a humor resistant spray?

[QUOTE=Riutet;41235913]Gonna spray it on my hands and never need paper towels again.[/QUOTE] Gonna spray it on my hands and never need toilet paper again.

[QUOTE=Mackalda2k6;41231638]No more raincoats. Just have a designated rain outfit and have everyone marvel in amazement when you step inside out of the rain and shake the water off your clothes.[/QUOTE] No more toilet paper, just spray on your asshole and never wipe again!

This could be extremely useful for people with water cooled PC's. Spray your $500 GPU and never worry about leaks again

[QUOTE=EagleEye;41252415]This could be extremely useful for people with water cooled PC's. Spray your $500 GPU and never worry about leaks again[/QUOTE] Build your PC properly and never worry about leaks again!

[QUOTE=itskovu;41252510]Build your PC properly and never worry about leaks again![/QUOTE] Accidents can still happen. Be it be a fitting that goes bad, or a crack in some acrylic. You can never be too careful

cheaper alternative to [url]http://www.liquipel.com/[/url] though their process is basicly this, but they disassemble your phone, spray it in a vacume chamber, and that ensures that its got a nice thick coat on all the water-fearing electrical bits

They are gonna have to do tests like they do for steroids for swimmers for this stuff, SUPER HYDRODYNAMIC.

[QUOTE=EagleEye;41252415]This could be extremely useful for people with water cooled PC's. Spray your $500 GPU and never worry about leaks again[/QUOTE] im fairly certain your GPU would start smoking if you played crysis with it covered in this stuff though [editline]30th June 2013[/editline] now if they could come up with a way to make this out of graphene.... [editline]30th June 2013[/editline] [QUOTE=Zaex;41253330]They are gonna have to do tests like they do for steroids for swimmers for this stuff, SUPER [B]HYDRODYNAMIC[/B].[/QUOTE] fix'd