Chick-Fil-A Has 'Record-Setting Day' thanks to countless social conservatives showing up for "Chick- - Polidicks

[QUOTE=reedbo;37062745]I don't even know why you try. Do you get enjoyment out of pissing off twelve year olds when you counter their shitty stances or is this just practice?[/QUOTE] Helps memory retention and critical thinking skills. Gives me a reason to research shit and retain that information. I've developed a bit of an eidetic memory over the years and consistently pulling upon random facets of information at regular intervals helps to maintain it. S'why I research shit [I]before[/I] I come into a thread, and then try to formulate rhetoric rapidly and on-the-fly once I've entered a discussion. Keeps the mind sharp. That and I like having conversations with people. Plus, if you want someone to remember something: piss them off. Doesn't matter what side they're on, the people in here are going to remember "Uganda" every time they hear "Chick-Fil-A."

even though he doesn't act like it deep down inside he loves you wiley rascals

[QUOTE=Lankist;37062781]Helps memory retention and critical thinking skills. Gives me a reason to research shit and retain that information. I've developed a bit of an eidetic memory over the years and consistently pulling upon random facets of information at regular intervals helps to maintain it. S'why I research shit [I]before[/I] I come into a thread, and then try to formulate rhetoric rapidly and on-the-fly once I've entered a discussion. Keeps the mind sharp. That and I like having conversations with people. Plus, if you want someone to remember something: piss them off. Doesn't matter what side they're on, the people in here are going to remember "Uganda" every time they hear "Chick-Fil-A."[/QUOTE] tru dat. Lankist for a better and more educated Facepunch 2012.

if pissing people off educated them the internet would consist of Ph.d holders, and that's without my sizable contribution.

[QUOTE=Lankist;37062725]Lankist uses a collegiate-level vocabulary: "WOW USING BIG WORDS DOESN'T MAKE YOU RIGHT, ELITIST." Lankist uses low-brow, vulgar vocabulary: "YOU CURSE TOO MUCH HHGGNN" [editline]3rd August 2012[/editline] Yes. Which implies I am more interested in the content of the argument than the sake of the argument. Note, when I say "argument" I mean it as in "discourse," not as in "FUCK YOU I HATE EVERYONE" 'argument.'[/QUOTE] Lankist aren't you in Law School? I may need to ask you some questions sometime.

I thought he was a lawyer already

Hey let's talk about Chick-Fil-A.

[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;37062942]I thought he was a lawyer already[/QUOTE] well maybe Lankist will clear thi- [QUOTE=Lankist;37062952]Hey let's talk about Chick-Fil-A.[/QUOTE] fuck [editline]3rd August 2012[/editline] chicken sandwiches

I was at the mall yesterday and out of curiosity walked by chick-fil-a. Place seemed very lonely, and not because not many people were at the mall, the rest of the food court was busy but chick-fil-a had one old couple who left after buying their food and a really angry-looking dude sitting in the corner alone. it was pretty funny

I'm thinking that the outcome would be different if the CEO was a Muslim that supported Sharia Law. :v:

[QUOTE=CoolKingKaso;37063270]I'm thinking that the outcome would be different if the CEO was a Muslim that supported Sharia Law. :v:[/QUOTE] but it would be exactly the same if the ceo was a muslim who actively donated money to organizations that fund anti-homosexual legislation in developing nations!!!

[QUOTE=reedbo;37062693]Lankist just likes to fucking argue, I don't see why people even try. He's obviously studied persuasive and rhetorical writing. All of you that disagree with him and argue back are being trolled hard.[/QUOTE] yea man he's just trolling us with logically processed, elaborate arguments and points of discussion Even if it's something I don't necessarily agree with him on, it's pretty fucking stupid to say that he's "trolling". Playing devil's advocate isn't the same as trolling either.

[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;37058233]Why is everyone there white[/QUOTE] The rest were at KFC where the food is tastier.

[QUOTE=TGiFallen;37063690]The rest were at KFC where the food is tastier.[/QUOTE] Or at Taco Bell where the food is tastier and cheaper. Actually I know this one place where a KFC and a Taco Bell share the same counter so they could be at both places at the same time.

[QUOTE=Lankist;37059404]Congratulations on your apathy. Go back to not giving a shit quietly instead of yelling about how many shits you don't give. [/QUOTE] I did not know that Chick-Fil-A funds lynching mobs. Would you mind providing a source so I can read up a little bit on this? I still like their food, but even if they are funding these mobs, I can't do anything about it. I wish I could, but me not eating their is not going to make a difference.

[QUOTE=TGiFallen;37063690]The rest were at KFC where the food is tastier.[/QUOTE] every time i eat at kfc the food is soggy as shit and salty as hell i think they're trying to tell me that they don't take my kind

[QUOTE=Hidole555;37063707]Or at Taco Bell where the food is tastier and cheaper. [/QUOTE] or at home where the food is tastier and better for you.

KFC is literally the shittiest thing. The only good part are the biscuits.

[QUOTE=Reserved Parkin;37063710]I did not know that Chick-Fil-A funds lynching mobs. Would you mind providing a source so I can read up a little bit on this? I still like their food, but even if they are funding these mobs, I can't do anything about it. I wish I could, but me not eating their is not going to make a difference.[/QUOTE] if you read the thread, or even read into why all this chick-fil-a shit is happening you'd know that the chick-fil-a ceo or whatever actively donates to anti-gay hate groups that actively support anti-gay legislation in the USA & in developing nations, such as the ugandan 'kill the gays' law. and do you know what apathy is? 'I can't do anything about it. I wish I could, but me not eating their is not going to make a difference.' theres a nice example of it

[QUOTE=thisispain;37063719]or at home where the food is tastier and better for you.[/QUOTE] do not underestimate the horrors of poorly-made home chicken

you eventually get the hang of it. the real danger is burning your house down

I'd eat there too. Not because I agree with the anti-gay crap, but because it's silly going without fast food variety. Also, I find it morally superior to support the economy by dining at a fast food restaurant as opposed to eradicating all the gays. [QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;37058233]Why is everyone there white[/QUOTE] I guess because there's a correlation between christian conservatives and being white. I found it funny how when grilled chicken at KFC made news headlines, all the people shown were black.

[QUOTE=cqbcat;37064076]I find it morally superior to support the economy by dining at a fast food restaurant as opposed to eradicating all the gays.[/QUOTE] that's kind of awful like seriously, why would you post that lol

seriously though, a bag of chicken nuggets from a grocery store is like 2 dollars and it takes like 20 minutes in the oven and it's crispy and juicy and tastier than any fast food shit and you get like a fuckload of them

Apparently it's money-making to be a bigot. Facebook likes on their page is constantly going up and people wait in line to buy chicken in order to "support" their "Christian values."

[QUOTE=DOCKTUH;37062612]I work at chick-fil-a, it was absolutely insane how many people came. I honestly did not expect it to be so big. I heard some great, insightful comments such as "what will you guys do with the gays who come to protest, stick em in a pen surrounded by cops?" and "I think we should cut off gay people's fingers" or simply "I hate gays" Though the worst was from someone on the other side of the argument. One man wanted his name to be called out as "Gay marriage" and when the girl who was taking his food out to him wouldn't call it out for the whole store to hear he screamed and threw his fucking cole slaw at her. She left a little while later she was so shaken. I really hate being in the middle of this. I don't want to be a part of it.[/QUOTE] Even if it's cole-slaw, that's [I]gotta[/I] be some kinda grounds for assault

[QUOTE=LegndNikko;37064228]Even if it's cole-slaw, that's [I]gotta[/I] be some kinda grounds for assault[/QUOTE] It is, even spitting on someone is considered assault.

Quite sure it's perfectly within their right to oppose gay marriage the same way it's within our rights to support it. Personally I wouldn't give a shit, they are free to support whatever they want, if the food is good and/or it's convenient for me, I'd eat there. If that makes me a homophobe, then fine I'm a homophobe, but at least I'm not a totalitarian stuckup that believes only his views are the good ones and thinks he decides what people should think and where people should eat. Reading the thread, it seems that you can support gay marriage, gay/transgender/bi rights and all that, but if you [B]dare[/B] eat at a place where the owner has expressed views that don't, you are a disgusting homophobe that supports hate groups and lynching and you're probably going out tonight to hang some gay people.

the ceo has donated to groups that funded laws in other countries which make homosexuality punishable by the death penalty yes Chick-Fil-A needs to be boycotted until the CEO stops indirectly funding systematic killing

[QUOTE=acds;37064692]Quite sure it's perfectly within their right to oppose gay marriage the same way it's within our rights to support it. Personally I wouldn't give a shit, they are free to support whatever they want, if the food is good and/or it's convenient for me, I'd eat there. If that makes me a homophobe, then fine I'm a homophobe, but at least I'm not a totalitarian stuckup that believes only his views are the good ones and thinks he decides what people should think and where people should eat. Reading the thread, it seems that you can support gay marriage, gay/transgender/bi rights and all that, but if you [B]dare[/B] eat at a place where the owner has expressed views that don't, you are a disgusting homophobe that supports hate groups and lynching and you're probably going out tonight to hang some gay people.[/QUOTE] did you even read the thread?