Trillion to one find - all eggs in box had double yolks
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I bet those [b]eggs had double yolks[/b]
Amidoinitrite
What an eggstraordinary find.
[QUOTE=DrTaxi;19992903]And why did she crack the other 3 eggs after already having 6 yolks?[/QUOTE]
She wanted a lot of fucking scrambled eggs.
The guys who calculated all that must be real [b]eggheads[/b]. Yeah, it sucks, sue me. :n
Oh, the egg puns. I'm not going to make one.
How the fu-
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[QUOTE=Killuah;19992934]Totally not easy to fake.[/QUOTE]
Eggcept it seems like it would be hard to connect the yolks like that.
Bah, I once had a package of 30 eggs where like 10 of them were double yolked. Maybe I should call the news and tell them.
This is the most eggciting thing ive read today!
[B]Shell[/B] we stop with the egg puns now?
[QUOTE=:smug:;19996573]Shell we stop with the egg puns now?[/QUOTE]
Yes this is getting eggstremely boring
I found a box with three double-yolked eggs just a week ago.
what are they feeding chickens, nowadays? fertility pills?
Heard this on the news this mroing. there were other explanations as well.
That's eggmazing
[QUOTE=rulssi;19992771]What was the chance to win in a lottery again?[/QUOTE]
One in 3 Billion or some shit.
Hey...
brb ordering lottery tickets.
Is it fake or is it real? I'll be sure to crack this case.
[QUOTE=lemongrapes;19997344]Heard this on the news this mroing. there were other explanations as well.[/QUOTE]
[b]Eggs[/b]planations. :eng101:
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;19997320]what are they feeding chickens, nowadays? fertility pills?[/QUOTE]
no the females just take two [b]cocks[/b] instead of one
I hate how we waste our one in a trillion chances on this shit, we should be getting lucky when that asteroid comes near us, not when getting two omelets for the price of one!
Doesn't count; she's a yokel.
[QUOTE=Maloof?;19999402]Doesn't count; she's a yokel.[/QUOTE]
Only Yoking.
[QUOTE=:smug:;19996573][B]Shell[/B] we stop with the egg puns now?[/QUOTE]
No more puns, this guy is about to crack
I got a double egg yolk once.
It was good.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;19999625]No more puns, this guy is about to crack[/QUOTE]
These puns are Scrambling my mind.
this thread is eggsquisit.
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The British Egg Information Service[/quote]
Oh dear
What a bunch of eggheads.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;19993441]You're doing it completely wrong.[/QUOTE]
So are you
6 DOUBLE YOLKS?! YOU GOTTA BE YOLKING!!
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