• Apple decides what it is going to do with its $100 billion in cash, announcing tomorrow via conferen
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Wallpaper.
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;35202166]I hope they buy Google.[/QUOTE] Please no.
[b]They're going to reanimate Steve Jobs[/b] :downs:
Fuck, I should have bought a share (since it costs like 400 USD?)
The fact they've publicised it means they will give some to charity, probably a few million to various different trusts. But for the most part they will be pumping the money back into the company to make more money. Once the shareholders have skimmed off their bonuses of course.
It's starting soon, hopefully they will be funding something that will inspire people. [editline]19th March 2012[/editline] Ok, it started. I wish they would stop masturbating about how cool the mac is and ipad and shit.
Just say something relevant already. [editline]19th March 2012[/editline] Oh, dividends.
How anti-climatic :(
[url]http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=AAPL[/url] The share value is rising, as expected. Everyone wants a slice of that pie now.
I could not listen to it since I´m on school, Anyone care to tell me what they said?
They're going to put the remains of Steve on the White iThrone, linking his mind to every iDevice in the world to control them. The machine will require the sacrifice of a hundred hipsters every day to funcion, and they shall proudly offer themselves to serve the God Emperor of Applekind.
Nothing about charity or whatever. They mostly talk about investments and dividends for the shareholders.
[QUOTE=Paravin;35202744][url]http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=AAPL[/url] The share value is rising, as expected. Everyone wants a slice of that pie now.[/QUOTE] That's premarket trading, it's not open publicly for another 15 minutes. [url]https://www.google.co.uk/finance?client=ob&q=NASDAQ:AAPL[/url]
So, what did they do with the 100.000.000.000 dollars? :drevil: It can't be just dividends...
They should use the money to advance in display technology.
They're giving quarterly dividends of $2 per stock from now on.
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;35202767]That's premarket trading, it's not open publicly for another 15 minutes. [url]https://www.google.co.uk/finance?client=ob&q=NASDAQ:AAPL[/url][/QUOTE] Fuck I'm a retard.
[QUOTE=eternalflamez;35202771]So, what did they do with the 100.000.000.000 dollars? :drevil: It can't be just dividends...[/QUOTE] It's not like they have to do something with all that money at once right now.
[QUOTE=Medevilae;35198305][IMG]http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110909221337/deusex/en/images/thumb/9/95/Panchaea.png/830px-Panchaea.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] If apple actually built something like this, as in something that would help the environment or in some other way be an enormous benefit for mankind. Apple would become so much cooler. Because they're one of the few companies with so much cash that they could do something like that (with the help of others of course).
maybe they will make the iCar... (they will buy Ladas and then slap on the brushed aluminium and buffer the price by 1000%)
So is the call still going?
[url]http://gizmodo.com/5894443/apple-will-start-paying-dividends-and-buy-back-shares[/url] Called it, nothing but a massive handout for shareholders.
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;35202166]I hope they buy Google.[/QUOTE] Go to hell
[QUOTE=Amaurus;35197425]Then they spend it on another Ipad.[/QUOTE] Will be spent on research for the new iPhone 4s2, with 1 mpx extra on the camera. Either that or an iPad as thin as a sheet of paper, with even less features than before.
Can't say it's surprising that it's going to be dividends.
So this means apple is essentially buying itself back from share holders?
[QUOTE=E1025;35203865]So this means apple is essentially buying itself back from share holders?[/QUOTE] Yeah, So there wont be any shareholders left telling Apple what to do.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;35203075][url]http://gizmodo.com/5894443/apple-will-start-paying-dividends-and-buy-back-shares[/url] Called it, nothing but a massive handout for shareholders.[/QUOTE] That's just $45 billion, though. Not even half. What of the other $55?
[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;35202471]THE FUCK ARE YOU SAYING? DONT TELL ME YOU'RE SERIOUS ON THIS. That's the worst thing that could happen to this world.[/QUOTE] Are you saying google is a good thing? I'd rather not have umbrella companies around.
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