Japanese man gets net cut off, so he stabs 5 family members and sets his building on fire

[Pretiacruento]

30 years old... still living with his parents... they should have seen it coming :/

[DiscoPony]

[QUOTE=Elstumpo;21439917]I think there should be a one pun per person limit.[/QUOTE]

No, there should be a rule that if your puns get boxes, you get banned one hour for each box.

Anyway, at least when he dies and goes to hell, he will finally have internet again.

[I]Dialup![/I] *evil laugh*

[kybalt]

I thought he was a fisher man and he got the net cut off his boat so he went postal. That would have been much more interesting then some otaku having a pissyfit.

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[QUOTE=DiscoPony;21440163]No, there should be a rule that if your puns get boxes, you get banned one hour for each box.

Anyway, at least when he dies and goes to hell, he will finally have internet again.

[I]Dialup![/I] *evil laugh*[/QUOTE]

You do realize that people on FP would just abuse that insanely, right?

[DiscoPony]

[QUOTE=Kybalt;21440223]You do realize that people on FP would just abuse that insanely, right?[/QUOTE]

That's part of the fun.

[PrismatexV8]

[QUOTE=DiscoPony;21440163]No, there should be a rule that if your puns get boxes, you get banned one hour for each box.[/QUOTE]

that won't get half of fp banned

[DiscoPony]

[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21440253]that won't get half of fp banned[/QUOTE]

And "You mad." should be a ban phrase.

Yes, I'm mad.

[PrismatexV8]

[QUOTE=DiscoPony;21440272]And "You mad." should be a ban phrase.

Yes, I'm mad.[/QUOTE]

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[JDK721]

[QUOTE=DiscoPony;21440272]And "You mad." should be a ban phrase.

Yes, I'm mad.[/QUOTE]

Maybe you should stop... blowing [I]smoke[/I]... :xd:

[Penguin-Man]

I'd expect this from Korea

[benos]

Then don't mention it that it could be a ban phrase. Anyhow look who comes out nowhere:

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They took my stabler I burned it down.

[Splurgy]

Well that seems like a sensible and proportionate reaction

[johanz]

Pff amateur, I go on killing spree of at least 10 if my internet cuts off.

[Starpluck]

Never seen such dependence for internet that makes someone go insane.

[PrismatexV8]

[QUOTE=starpluck;21448453]Never seen such dependence for internet that makes someone go insane.[/QUOTE]

Then I guess you've never met this guy.

[Starpluck]

[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21448491]Then I guess you've never met this guy.[/QUOTE]
Fortunately not.

[Unkle Dada]

I bet this man recently got [i]fired[/i].