• Man claims to be cop for sandwich discount
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[quote]WACO - A Central Texas man faces a charge of false identification as peace officer after police say he tried to get a discounted meal at a Subway Restaurant. According to police documents, Patrick Jaison Morvant told restaurant employees that he was an undercover DPS officer and showed them a badge. Officers spoke with Morvant who told them he is a private investigator, licensed through DPS, but that he is not with DPS. According to the arrest affidavit, Morvant "admitted to identifying himself as a police officer to obtain the law enforcement discount at Subway and other food establishments that offer discounts to law enforcement."[/quote] [url]http://www.kxxv.com/Global/story.asp?S=11615356[/url] [img]http://kxxv.images.worldnow.com/images/11615356_BG1.jpg[/img] I thought this was pretty funny so I thought I should post it.
Oh you cops, always getting your discounts. Look at what you've done.
i'd do it
[img]http://www.hlfallout.net/images/content/image_36376.jpg[/img] Ohohoh that slaps me on the knee
The joke is on him, little did he know that the law enforcement discount means the employees put extra 'mayo' on the sandwich.
Peace officer?
I live around Central TX, he looks so familiar... :( bad spelling.:((
Well he looks like a police officer. I think i've been playing too much GTAIV.
The cheap bastard deserves whatever he gets.
wait what the law enforcements get discounts in shops now? *dresses up as a police officer and makes fake badge* :buddy:
[QUOTE=RichyZ;18721228]have you ever been to subway? they make it in front of you so i'm pretty sure you wouldn't fap one off infront of an officer.[/QUOTE] Some guys are really fast.
There is a local burger place in town that gives police discounts, so I walked in with my Police hat and they gave me a discount without asking. I saved 3 bucks :smug:
[QUOTE=mescool15;18719854][img]http://kxxv.images.worldnow.com/images/11615356_BG1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] My name is Earl.
[QUOTE=Vvon;18722512]My name is Earl.[/QUOTE] not really
I know the police here get free public transport, at least on the trains.
how hard is it to pay for a fucking sandwich Jesus Christ it's only subway
So that's how they can pay for all those donuts...
...Why the hell is this news? Who cares about some douche trying to save a couple bucks on a sandwich?
Where's my 5% military discount [img]http://intensities.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fry.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=The mouse;18730073]Where's my 5% military discount [img]http://intensities.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/fry.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] on the bodies of iraqi children
You missed the joke.
That was the point
Ah, the Sandwich - the only thing that you [B]must[/B] get.
Cops shouldn't get discounts
[img]http://www.borntoexpire.com/images/itsalwayssunny/its-always-sunny-cop-car.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=DuraFlex;18732373]Cops shouldn't get discounts[/QUOTE] what exactly are you planning on doing about it
[QUOTE=Lazor;18732528]what exactly are you planning on doing about it[/QUOTE] It's his opinion.
I work at a Subway and there's no such thing as a law enforcement discount...
[QUOTE=Pteradactyl;18734155]I work at a Subway and there's no such thing as a law enforcement discount...[/QUOTE] Some owners choose to do it.
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