Talk Show Host Informs Stunned White Supremacist He's Part African
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Didn't know Trisha was still on TV I once saw an episode of her show being filmed.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;42841408]Jesus christ people, the concept of [url=https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genealogical_DNA_test]Genealogicalal DNA testing[/url] is not so fucking hard to grasp, stop spazzing out and going either "BUT THERE ARE BLACK PEOPLE ON THE NORTHPOLE" or "BUT WE ALL CAME FROM ADAM OR EVE". It doesn't MATTER[/QUOTE]
You're drawing an arbitrary line at X year and saying that everyone who moved after that is no longer indigenous. Telling someone their genealogy based on ethnic groups in no way says anything about being indigenous to an area.
You know it's bad when the Daily Mail's calling you a racist idiot.
[QUOTE=sgman91;42841526]You're drawing an arbitrary line at X year and saying that everyone who moved after that is no longer indigenous. Telling someone their genealogy based on ethnic groups in no way says anything about being indigenous to an area.[/QUOTE]
so there's this cool thing called evolution I've been hearing about
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like you know how we trace our lineages back to modern humanity which is separate from our evolutionary ancestors.
[QUOTE=Jodern;42841492]Does this mean we can clone you?[/QUOTE]
It's not a full analysis of my DNA. But if it was full, and you had a machine that could do that, and I provided you my DNA, then I assume you could clone me.
[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;42841569]so there's this cool thing called evolution I've been hearing about
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like you know how we trace our lineages back to modern humanity which is separate from our evolutionary ancestors.[/QUOTE]
So you're saying humanity evolved separately from being sub-human to human across the entire globe at the same time? Of course not. Humanity had already evolved before spreading across the earth.
[QUOTE=sgman91;42841589]So you're saying humanity evolved separately from being sub-human to human across the entire globe at the same time? Of course not. Humanity had already evolved before spreading across the earth.[/QUOTE]
no. no it did not. see there's this sweet group of sub-humans we like to call neanderthals that started and ended entirely outside of africa.
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[QUOTE=sgman91;42841526]You're drawing an arbitrary line at X year and saying that everyone who moved after that is no longer indigenous. Telling someone their genealogy based on ethnic groups in no way says anything about being indigenous to an area.[/QUOTE]
Yes, because if you don't draw a line, it doesn't make sense!
Who the fuck cares if my grand grand^300000000dad was an amoeba, it doesn't provide any implications about my immune system, health risks, visage, or anything.
The line is practically snapshot of the populations just before the colonial era, if I am not mistaken, before Europeans basically resettled the entire world and mingled with it, because that was the last peak of genetic wide diversity and separation, since then, the human genome is only "mixing" and becoming less and less specialized, for both cultural and economical reasons.
[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;42841615]no. no it did not. see there's this sweet group of sub-humans we like to call neanderthals that started and ended entirely outside of africa.
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Aha! Africans.
[QUOTE=TheHydra;42841297]where did you get yours from? i've been interested in getting one[/QUOTE]
One of the prerequisites to becoming mod is to first undergo DNA testing to ensure genetic purity and for record-keeping. While I do possess some trash Neanderthal gene, it remains fortunately less than Swebonny's
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I am a bit African
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And have amazing odds
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GG Starpluck.
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If my posting behaviour is werid sometimes, you now know the reason.
No, Craig. You are the Africans.
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Aha! Africans.[/QUOTE]
the sinai peninsula is still in in asia not africa.
Isn't 99% of our DNA from apes anyway?
[QUOTE=NoDachi;42841940]the sinai peninsula is still in in asia not africa.[/QUOTE]
Honestly never knew that.
The more you know.
I really want to do one of these tests- but should I do it if my maternal uncle already took one?
The main curiosity I have about my family line comes from my mother's side, because it's very mixed. My father's side is much less of a mystery, considering he was born in Egypt and our family has lived there for generations. Would you guys suggest me taking the test anyway?
...my second question would be can I call myself African American if my father was born in Africa? Been doing that for a while as a gag, but now I'm seriously asking.
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Nope[/QUOTE]
Sinai is in Asia according to Wikipedia so I guess you're right.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;42841165]There's a difference between saying somebody has part of genome matching to people indigenous to a place and somebody having parents from a place, jesus.[/QUOTE]
Don't we all technically have tiny traces of African blood? IIRC, humans first began evolving in Ethiopia, so can't we all trace our lines far enough that it all comes back to Africa?
[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;42841615]no. no it did not. see there's this sweet group of sub-humans we like to call neanderthals that started and ended entirely outside of africa.
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I knew the Neanderthals ran Atlantis...
[QUOTE=Rangergxi;42844905]Sinai is in Asia according to Wikipedia so I guess you're right.[/QUOTE]
"i guess"
I'm a bit skeptical about these genetic tests. From the records we have my family doesn't include any African relatives (and it would have been near impossible for an African person to enter the family given the geography). Maybe I'll take the test and if it comes up with any sub-saharan african ancestry I can call bullshit on the it.
Calling neanderthals sub-human is a bit silly, for two reasons. One, if you classify neanderthals as a subspecies of homo sapiens, (homo sapiens neanderthalensis) that excludes them from being a subspecies of us, since we're homo sapiens sapiens. (a subspecies of homo sapiens) On the other hand, if you classify neanderthals as their own species under the homo genus, they're not even our species. So they definitely can't be a subspecies since, well, they're not even in the same species as us.
Just letting everyone know that.
[QUOTE=redBadger;42841114]South Africa is part of sub Saharan africa[/QUOTE]
...and Caucasians only cover North and West.
[QUOTE=JumpinJackFlash;42858545]Calling neanderthals sub-human is a bit silly, for two reasons. One, if you classify neanderthals as a subspecies of homo sapiens, (homo sapiens neanderthalensis) that excludes them from being a subspecies of us, since we're homo sapiens sapiens. (a subspecies of homo sapiens) On the other hand, if you classify neanderthals as their own species under the homo genus, they're not even our species. So they definitely can't be a subspecies since, well, they're not even in the same species as us.
Just letting everyone know that.[/QUOTE]
Even practically speaking archaeologists have discovered advanced tools and other such advancements that suggest Neanderthals weren't the idiotic brutes many people think they were.
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