What the fuck is wrong with your country.
Just wait for the more technology-savvy generation to take up government.
[QUOTE=Rombishead;18075951]Wait Australia has a goverment? :O I never could have guessed that[/QUOTE]
Have a box.
Oh my fucking god Australia, what the shit.
How about you just cut all access to the Internet.
[QUOTE=Cyrex;18075696]I read that in kleiners voice :buddy:[/QUOTE]
I can't imagine kleiner saying "fucktard midgets"
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[i]"Online paedophiles can actually make your keyboard release toxic vapours."[/i]
Oh Brasseye, how right you were...
[QUOTE=RedStar;18075723]that's 3rd party content
it's like rating Oblivion AO because some fat nerd made a nude argonian mistress pack or somethin'[/QUOTE]
Already happened.
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A [b]3rd party fucking modification[/b] made the fuckers at the ESRB(and other ratings boards as well I believe) decide that for some sudden reason if your game, even though it's made for mature teenagers onward, has any possibility to have any sort of nudity we have to protect the children.
And who the hell decided a 14/15+ old will steal a car and run over hookers just because they played it in a game. I myself had San Andreas back when I was 11 or so, why didn't I turn into a car jacking citizen murdering maniac?
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[QUOTE=jcallan;18078154]
[i]"Online paedophiles can actually make your keyboard release toxic vapours."[/i]
Oh Brasseye, how right you were...[/QUOTE]
It's true man, I know because I saw this one obscure $10 keyboard from walmart do it on TV so every keyboard must do it! We gotta protect the children.
Genuinely Baghdad Bob logic.
The Aussie government is stupid..
"Hurr durr, let's ban children, that way there won't be any more-derp, derp, derp-CHILDS PORNUH or whatever they call it!" :downs:
[QUOTE=BRIAN BLESSED;18080952]"Hurr durr, let's ban children, that way there won't be any more-derp, derp, derp-CHILDS PORNUH or whatever they call it!" :downs:[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, that is a genius idea, then we could ban adults and the crime rate would plummet
[QUOTE=MisterMooth;18075824]I think vans and candy should be banned because they both aid pedophiles in abducting children.
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And while we're at it, we should ban air because it aids pedophiles in breathing, thus allowing them to live. If we never had air, pedophiles would have never been a problem! Score 1 for the Australian government for destroying the pedophile problem at its source![/QUOTE]
Ban dihydrogen monoxide, without it pedos die within a week, sorted!
This is insane. This is like suing a digital camera manufacturer because their cameras may be used to make porn. Or suing an auto company because someone may use their cars in a kidnapping.
[b]Rectify.[/b]
Australia's the little totalitarian regime that could.
[QUOTE=Aethir;18075610]This isn't the view of Australia, it's the view of some twat[/QUOTE]
Who am I going to believe? You? Or the title of this thread?
Australia should go jump in a Kangaroo
[QUOTE=RedStar;18075686]at least it doesn't have gore in it[/QUOTE]
[img]http://soldieroftruth.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/al_gore_1.jpg[/img]
So everyone should give up security so we can catch those child molesters?
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;18103754]So everyone should give up security so we can catch those child molesters?[/QUOTE]
Unlock your door so we can catch thieves.
Why the hell are there so many news stories coming from anime news sites all of a sudden?
[QUOTE=Doug52392;18104598]Why the hell are there so many news stories coming from anime news sites all of a sudden?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, Sankaku has been used as a source recently, but until now I've been wondering if it's legitimate or not.
Next:
Computer passwords aid pedophiles; all computers are banned.
The internet company that provides the pedophile with internet is aiding him. Shut them down.
The computer manufacturer that built the computer he is on is aiding him. Shut them down and make computers illegal to use.
The people who rent him/sold him a place aid him by giving him a private place to use the internet. Condemn the building. Install cameras and microphones in everyone's home.
The place he bought his chair and desk from are aiding him by allowing him to sit at his computer and place it on the desk. Ban chairs and desks and shut that company down.
Trees provide oxygen that he breathes in order to stay alive. The trees are aiding him, burn/cut down the forests.
Jesus Christ...
I don't even know where to start.
Come to Canada! It's safer here.
Wow this just no i want all the countries to bomb the ever living shit outta Aussie land
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;18103754]So everyone should give up security so we can catch those child molesters?[/QUOTE]
You realise you live in the US, and in the US it's against the law to keep your encryption key from the police. (Unlike in Australia where we still have rights)
Yes, Microsoft is purposely trying to aid pedophiles
[QUOTE=Riotashuma;18108523]Jesus Christ...
I don't even know where to start.
Come to Canada! It's safer here.[/QUOTE]
Pedophiles would hate Canada, it'd take them hours to download their child porn.
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