• World's Shortest Man Is Just 70cm Tall
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So he's basically the closest we'll ever get on a scientific proof that we're evolved monkeys. World's smallest man for president of USA!
They should use him to defuse tiny bombs. [editline]07:58PM[/editline] [img]http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/ne/skynews/20100906/13/1331409122-world-s-shortest-man-70cm-tall.jpg[/img] lol where can you find a tailor that makes suits that small
Must be a happy life. He gets to stare up skirts all day long.
He's not as metal as Ping Ping :( RIP Ping Ping.
[quote]The record holder also said he has an 18-year-old girlfriend called Fanny, who is less than 5ft tall.[/quote] I laughed out loud.
It's pretty badass, it's sad that he's most likely going to have a much shorter lifespan though :saddowns:
I bet his dick is huge in comparison
That's pretty cool, in my humble opinion.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;24647608] [IMG]http://d.yimg.com/i/ng/ne/skynews/20100906/13/1331409122-world-s-shortest-man-70cm-tall.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] And not a single fuck was given that day.
"IS SO SMALL, IS FUNNY TO ME!" /caps
the worlds shortest man isnt very tall
[QUOTE=samwilki;24639992]My dicks bigger than him.[/QUOTE] I think you are confusing cm with mm. And it's still shorter.
"IT IS SO TINY" He's gotta have trouble doing a lot of things
I bet he did that graffiti on the wall. Oh wait..
[QUOTE=W00tbeer1;24659064]I bet he did that graffiti on the wall. Oh wait..[/QUOTE] he could've written that "KIKE" wait no
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