My 4 step process to stop masturbating:
1. Turn on your computer
2. Go on the internet
3. Look at porn
4. Masturbate
Now that you've sated your lust, you won't want to masturbate again! ...for a little while.
I bet he's just trolling.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;37833444]i am not quite sure if he's actually fucking around, he's shown himself to be a quite religious person[/QUOTE]
considering he likely breaks all seven of the deadly sins before he even brushes his teeth I think he's just fucking around
[QUOTE=barttool;37832089]"stop going to porn sites"
Like if anyone went:
"Uhmm I wonder what videos they have up today at xvideos.com...Dammit why did I come here now I want to masturbate!"
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Oooh what an interesting article they put on this month's playboy... oh no! NOT AGAIN![/QUOTE]
Well...
It certainly wouldn't be the first time that happened...
Step 2 is to avoid looking at a ladies butt.
you're not fooling anyone fiddy:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShOQQOy5pf8[/media]
To avoid the urge to masturbate, stop going to porn sites.
I go to porn sites because I have the urge to masturbate.
I would expect Bieber to do something like this,but 50 Cent?
Seriously?
[QUOTE=znk666;37833733][I]I would expect Bieber to do something like this[/I],but 50 Cent?
Seriously?[/QUOTE]
Pff, yeah, right.
He's full of hormones so he would be blatantly lying.
A guy who raps about bitches and banging hoes is telling me that masturbation is a sin?
Cool.
I watch porn for the deep and emotional story lines that they usually have.
I have a 1 step plan
1) Cut off your dick
[QUOTE=lum1naire;37833149]50 is actually such a dope person. As a rapper well.. his career hasn't exactly gone anywhere after Get Rich or Die Trying, but whatever still a dope mothafucka.[/QUOTE]
Cam'ron and Dipset were much better than 50 and G-Unit.
Just saying.
Clearly hacked or some shit.
This is a fucking awful guide. If I were to take it any more seriously I'd try and contact him to tell him how bad this guide is.
Oh man I'm choking on the double standard.
[QUOTE=sirdownloadsalot;37832121][I]lol god is watching you
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Kinky
To the people who don't understand 2, which was like four people, it just means don't stare at people's asses when they walk by. Which was pretty obvious.
I think that last thing posted on the picture pretty much says he was fucking about, everyone seems to be taking this a bit too personally.
Like it ain't so hard dawg!
If you like feel the urge dawg you can just ask a ho to do it with you.
Like why ya niggas gotta masturbate, it's sin.
Like can't you fuck a bitch in the ass or sumthin?
Peace out!
50 is hilarious. love the guy
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