• Gamergater Crashes Mother's Prius en route to Brianna Wu's House
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[QUOTE=Mabus;47048810]Tyce is visibly pleased at what happened: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9VsiDtq.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] For all of those who arent in the know, this is "Tyce Speak" For context, Tyce Andrews fried his brain on huffing fermented human shit, and paint thinner, and markers, and all sorts of fucked up drugs. He can no longer spell his own name. So, the translation would be, "Jace fuckin crashed his car? Lol what a faggot that basically "Allahu Ackbared" if you really think about it, get fucked nigga, Jace." [editline]31st January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;47048828]didn't this guy send his cousin to Palestine to find tupac shakur[/QUOTE] Friend, not cousin.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;47048828]didn't this guy send his cousin to Palestine to find tupac shakur[/QUOTE] it wasn't his cousin but yea. its' Eli. Eli is like the stoner mascot of deagle nation. his complete stupidity and short attention span makes him a lovable character
[QUOTE=Renegade Master;47048815]he had no guns. That rumor started when he asked one of his friends to come with him and bring his gun in case Wu called SJW tranny backup and tried to kill them to ruin the race.[/QUOTE] He probably had an NES Zapper painted black.
And before anyone else thinks or posts anything, yes, Jace is real. Eli is real. Tyce is real. Its all real. Think Chris-Chan.
Speaking of Eli he may be in San Francisco right now in search of Wu. [editline]31st January 2015[/editline] [QUOTE=FunnyStarRunner;47048846]He probably had an NES Zapper painted black.[/QUOTE] Close it was an airsof- I mean battlefield replica (as he calls them) gold tiger striped Deagle
I'm so confused right now.
I sincerely hope this man is medically prohibited from owning firearms.
This guy is like a real life version of Mac from it's always sunny except like 10x more insane and in denial I heard about him months ago when this all started but at a cursory glance of his youtube page now, I didn't realize the incredible depths of legitimate insanity at play here, this is fucking [I]batshit[/I], absolutely surreal
[QUOTE=usaokay;47048767][img]http://puu.sh/fhPa7/766f75d71e.jpg[/img] ParkourDude1991 is fueling more fire for the anti-GGers' argument that pro-GGers are assholes. Great job, moron.[/QUOTE] Pretty sure A. Jace is a felon and can't legally own a firearm B. Jace is like hobo-level poor and couldn't even afford a zip gun C. Jace is actually an idiot who can barely live in the woods for a single night [video=youtube;PGvDs1yEyRE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGvDs1yEyRE[/video] Somebody out there feels legitimately threatened by this man.
[QUOTE=DaCommie1;47048879]I sincerely hope this man is medically prohibited from owning firearms.[/QUOTE] He's a felon so he's unable to buy them
[QUOTE=Wii60;47048826]Jace hates transgender people because he thinks they works for isis. gamergate gives him that ability to "fight" transgender people. he actually researched some people of gamergate.[/QUOTE] Holy shit he actually knows how to work Google? The last time I kept up with his antics were around the time Eli got stranded in Israel. So if he's finally learning about things, that aren't Mountain Dew and weed at least, the world is doomed.
You know, this is one case where I think Wu has a legitimate right to be a bit worried; Jace [I]is[/I] crazy and unpredictable. Fortunately, whenever he plans something, he can be relied on to completely fuck it all up. Such as crashing his car while on a "mission" to "neutralize" a threat to his doritos-and-weed lifestyle. You could task him with a mission to tie his own shoes unassisted and the house would catch fire before the end of it.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;47048889]He's a felon so he's unable to buy them[/QUOTE] Thank God.
wow. I've never heard of Parkourdude91.. Jesus Christ I cant look away
[QUOTE=Mr Kotov;47048748]Holy shit, this guy is for real. I thought he was just some incredibly overly-elaborate troll.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=bobxrawks;47048902]wow. I've never heard of Parkourdude91.. Jesus Christ I cant look away[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Sableye;47048761]this whole thing is insane at this point....[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=GunFox;47048766]Me too. I....I...have no words. I don't even know where to begin with this.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Cakebatyr;47048868]I'm so confused right now.[/QUOTE] Heres some videos to summarize him. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jiqd-5hsu1Y[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfYphpzmtaw[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFPketuSEkY[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oR3Sro1Euw[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMWZ_HvFloo[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zHRwokq3y0o[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MO7RQ33Fyfg[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMkL_RqjmNU[/media]
[QUOTE=hexpunK;47048890]Holy shit he actually knows how to work Google? The last time I kept up with his antics were around the time Eli got stranded in Israel. So if he's finally learning about things, that aren't Mountain Dew and weed at least, the world is doomed.[/QUOTE] he passed out gamergate flyers in his town for some reason. he's super dedicated to gamergate just because the enemies of GG align with his, but he doesn't care about the ethics part of GG. he's that fringe group of a movement people hear about.
He seems to be more a danger to himself than anyone else, I imagine he'll kill himself before even reaching Wu. I can't tell whether to laugh or feel bad over how retarded he is.
He crashed a Prius of all vehicles street racing and it belonged to his mother? This can't be real, this is too perfect I...don't even know anymore
[QUOTE=bobxrawks;47048902]wow. I've never heard of Parkourdude91.. Jesus Christ I cant look away[/QUOTE] "He's like a train that's on one rail and it's constantly crashing into the same wall 24/7"
There are people out there who legitimately still think Jace is an elaborate troll Nobody is this good or that dedicated.
[QUOTE=bdd458;47048822]It was probably one of his airsidt guns, as he feels those are better than real guns since you can shoot people and they don't die :v:[/QUOTE] Hell naw, for a hit like that he had to be packing his trusty tiger-striped Deagle.
[QUOTE=bobxrawks;47048902]wow. I've never heard of Parkourdude91.. Jesus Christ I cant look away[/QUOTE] There's also Eli who actually went to Israel and drinks his own cum from his fleshlight, Tyce who is barely literate and tried to get every McDonalds in America to unite and start a race war, and Jace's drug dealer who gave him and Eli a tarot card reading with Apples to Apples cards. They're an interesting bunch.
Also I feel I should restate what I said earlier He's a felon so he's unable to LEGALLY purchase one. However I doubt he could muster up enough dosh to even be able to buy an illegal one
What a dumbass.
Also the article seems to change the truth a bit, he apparently went there to streetrace Wu, not streetrace on the way there.
[QUOTE=pentium;47048728]Remember kids. Don't do Video Games.[/QUOTE] Stay in drugs, eat your school and don't do vegetables
[QUOTE=theseltsamone;47048935]There's also Eli who actually went to Israel and drinks his own cum from his fleshlight, Tyce who is barely literate and tried to get every McDonalds in America to unite and start a race war, and Jace's drug dealer who gave him and Eli a tarot card reading with Apples to Apples cards. They're an interesting bunch.[/QUOTE] Oh yeah and Jace recently became an otherkin who has an OC character named Soap the Parkour Wolf.
just a fyi to anyone wondering who this guy is, The Saga of Parkourdude91 has the deepest lore [url]http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com[/url]
[QUOTE=Teddybeer;47048953]So at which point are you insane enough to get your license revoked in the US.[/QUOTE] I don't think a guy this insane cares about having a valid license
[QUOTE=theseltsamone;47048935]There's also Eli who actually went to Israel and drinks his own cum from his fleshlight, Tyce who is barely literate and tried to get every McDonalds in America to unite and start a race war, and Jace's drug dealer who gave him and Eli a tarot card reading with Apples to Apples cards. They're an interesting bunch.[/QUOTE] This raises more questions... And I'm not sure I want to know the answers.
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