Tesco replaces fruit and vegetables with alcohol in time for Reading Festival - Polidicks

holy beerbong batman! thats a lot of C2H6O

[QUOTE=cathal6606;45740772]Oh that makes more sense then, I was wondering why you would need so much alcohol for a reading festival.[/QUOTE] if you're a writer I'm sure you do

There's nothing wrong with Fosters, you guys wanna know a real shitty lager then drink tennents

fullers london porter is one of the best and wine any wine gotta have wine god bless grapes

Reading fest crowd is mostly barely legal, they drink heavily and burn tents.

Lets talk about real drinks [img]https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10583915_323611647813957_4507656942119320078_n.jpg[/img]

reading/Leeds is good if you're 14 but any festival over 10,000 people sucks and especially ones that don't let you take your own beer into the main arena.

[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;45745959]Lets talk about real drinks [img]https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10583915_323611647813957_4507656942119320078_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] most of that is cheese?

[QUOTE=joshdasmif;45741542]There's nothing wrong with Fosters[/QUOTE] it's the bottom of the barrel m8. definitely one of the worst, bland and heartless beers of all time.

[QUOTE=Itsjustguy;45745959]Lets talk about real drinks [img]https://scontent-b-ams.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/t1.0-9/10583915_323611647813957_4507656942119320078_n.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] how do you drink cheese?? please teach

Standard British supermarket

As a person going to this festival and probably this very Tesco later today, I can say I'm extremely happy.

They stock Fosters cause it's cheap ain't it? Just like Strongbow (aka piss in a bottle). Most festival goers love cheap booze.

[QUOTE=Smoot;45740101]I love this stuff.[/QUOTE] It's not really cider though. It's basically alcopop. I mean it's nice, but it's sweet as fuck.

[QUOTE=AK'z;45746224]it's the bottom of the barrel m8. definitely one of the worst, bland and heartless beers of all time.[/QUOTE] and weak to boot

[QUOTE=AK'z;45740210]but fosters tastes of piss[/QUOTE] I remember my friend used to say something about how people in Australia don't actully drink fosters, and that its the product of an evil aussie conspiracy to sell carbonated koala piss to the rest of the world.

Real ale best ale.

kopparberg pear cider is GOAT

[QUOTE=fulgrim;45746467]I remember my friend used to say something about how people in Australia don't actully drink fosters, and that its the product of an evil aussie conspiracy to sell carbonated koala piss to the rest of the world.[/QUOTE] It's true, I've never seen fosters for sale here. I don't even know why its considered Australian

[QUOTE=Lonestriper;45746538]It's true, I've never seen fosters for sale here. I don't even know why its considered Australian[/QUOTE] They made an advertising campaign in America using a bunch of Australian stereotypes with the tagine "Australian for beer".

[QUOTE=fulgrim;45746467]I remember my friend used to say something about how people in Australia don't actully drink fosters, and that its the product of an evil aussie conspiracy to sell carbonated koala piss to the rest of the world.[/QUOTE] it's brewed in England, it's just a marketing gimmick Victoria Bitter master race

[QUOTE=joe588;45746132]reading/Leeds is good if you're 14 but any festival over 10,000 people sucks and especially ones that don't let you take your own beer into the main arena.[/QUOTE] Didn't realise many did what with people launching cans at the artists [editline]20th August 2014[/editline] Also last time I went to reading tesco did this and they were still sold out of literally all lager by Saturday morning

[QUOTE=Harry3;45741259]Well as Reading festival finishes at 23:30 every night, theres nothing to do in the campsite until 12pm the next day except drink, fuck and fight.[/QUOTE] Don't forget the "silent rave"

[QUOTE=callumshell;45746526]kopparberg pear cider is GOAT[/QUOTE] I love the non-alcoholic version. So fucking good. Girlfriend loves their alcoholic Strawberry & Lime.

[QUOTE=AK'z;45740210]but fosters tastes of piss[/QUOTE] All lager does. I noticed a while back that they had temporary pumps in a sports ground right near the men's toilets. Enough said.

Wow so much hate for Fosters. I don't drink it but a lot of people I know like it, and I have to disappoint many people at work when I say we don't serve Fosters. Any lager out of a can tastes of piss though.

[QUOTE=Irockz;45740434]Magners Cider best cider, drinking it right now[/QUOTE] most cider in the shops are for tramps.

Is anyone here going to Leeds festival?

[QUOTE=CWalkthroughs;45746907]Don't forget the "silent rave"[/QUOTE] Their silent disco is total shite

[QUOTE=tommyc225;45747509]Wow so much hate for Fosters. I don't drink it but a lot of people I know like it, and I have to disappoint many people at work when I say we don't serve Fosters. [b]Any lager out of a can tastes of piss though.[/b][/QUOTE] Ah. You're forgetting Budweisser. As lagers go, Bud is damned good even out of a can. Prefer ale over lager any time, though. [editline]21st August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=MendozaMan;45741006]Man, it always saddens me to see binge drinking of cheap alcohol during the festivals. If you need to be drunk to have fun you're doing it wrong, and especially with dime dollar booze. If you're going to drink, get some stuff that doesn't taste like cat piss.[/QUOTE] It's not that you need alcohol to have fun. It's that alcohol is fun, and festivals are a great atmosphere to get drunk and are enhanced by being drunk. Most people can't afford to get drunk for three/four nights in a row on drinks that taste nice.