Lightning strikes incredibly unlucky man in the scrotum
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I guess you could say he has a lightening [B]rod[/B].
Every woman he fucks from now on will die of electrocution.
He's a walking dildo that vibrates
Picture of his future son
[IMG]http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-xcYSIvu346w/TkIBUHzboKI/AAAAAAAAAQc/aIxcL1dOIUk/s1600/electro%255B1%255D.jpg[/IMG]
Well lightning [i]is[/i] five times hotter than the surface of the sun. I feel sorry for him... incredibly sorry.
I wonder what getting tased in the dick at the same time by 500 tasers feels like.
[QUOTE=General Stanley;35837564]It's shit like this why we need colonies other planets.[/QUOTE]
A large majority of planets have lightning storms on them (if not all)
and they are very, very, very violent.
I thought lightning struck the tallest nearby object?
What the hell was he doing that out his balls over his head?
[QUOTE=General Stanley;35837564]It's shit like this why we need colonies other planets.[/QUOTE]
Yes because lightning only occurs on Earth, right, thanks genius.
[QUOTE=General Stanley;35837564]It's shit like this why we need colonies other planets.[/QUOTE]
"Why are you wasting all your fortune in trying to build a colony on another planet?"
"Once, I got hit in the balls by lightning."
Yup, better than uncovering the mysteries of the universe :v:
[QUOTE=_Kent_;35839898]I thought lightning struck the tallest nearby object?
What the hell was he doing that out his balls over his head?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, I just get the dumbest picture in my head of lightning arcing around this guy and going straight for his crotch. Something tells me we haven't been told the full story. :v:
oh god, right in the lighting rod
[QUOTE=_Kent_;35839898]I thought lightning struck the tallest nearby object?
What the hell was he doing that out his balls over his head?[/QUOTE]
Probably flying a kite with his dick..
Otherwise known as the 'Flying Franklin'.
>.>
Humans are strange.
AHH MY BALLS
JUST READING THIS HURTS
I knew nature was a jerk, but busting peoples balls with super punts is a bit too much.
Or maybe it's a gift from the gods. And this guy is the chosen one.
Takes 1 Terrawatt of pure atmospheric electricity to the dick, survives.
Alpha as fuck
Lighting sperm. That is all.
I wonder how his balls look afterwards, because this is what lightning strikes do to you
[img]http://twistedsifter.sifter.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/lightning-strike-scar-lichtenberg-figure-3.jpg[/img]
Just imagine inside his balls...
[img]http://sadpanda.us/images/949524-Z6692DH.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Corey_Faure;35844214]Just imagine inside his balls...
[img]http://sadpanda.us/images/949524-Z6692DH.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
How Electro was born
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