Worried about your pets after the Rapture? A New Hampshire atheist can help. - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Cidem;21158923]If the rapture actually happens, that man, and all of his new pets, will be killed in every way it is possible to be killed, and some that are not. Over and over. Forever. Never-ending. Until the end of time. 'Til they get dragged to hell of course, where it starts over again.[/QUOTE] He was already heading that way in the first place, what's the point of repenting for the last twenty years of your life if you can just get rich quick and die fast.

The best thing is that if people start called it a scam, people who fell for it will defend it.

[QUOTE=Ezhik;21160191]The best thing is that if people start called it a scam, people who fell for it will defend it.[/QUOTE] It's the perfect crime. This man is a fucking genius. I need to start thinking of ways I can scam off religious people too.

Wow this is late.

[QUOTE=Lankist;21153706]Matthew 24:36-41 [36] But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only. [37] But as the days of Noah were, so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. [38] For as in the days that were before the flood they were eating and drinking, marrying and giving in marriage, until the day that Noah entered into the ark, [39] And knew not until the flood came, and took them all away; so shall also the coming of the Son of man be. [40] Then shall two be in the field; the one shall be taken, and the other left. [41] Two women shall be grinding at the mill; the one shall be taken, and the other left.[/QUOTE] Is the left one hot?

Fucking epic guy. He can't get charged for fraud either because that would mean the govt believes theres no god which = massive rage.

[QUOTE=Ezhik;21160191]The best thing is that if people start called it a scam, people who fell for it will defend it.[/QUOTE] It's not a scam. He's offering a service; it's perfectly legal.

Well, that's one way to get rich.

What if the ''Rapture'' was a quantum event in which every person who is convinced about it would spontaneously turn into photons or something by actually willing it into existence because of their collective consciousness manipulating reality? :aaaaa:

Then physicists would have to chuck out everything.

[QUOTE=Empty_Shadow;21163414]Then physicists would have to chuck out everything.[/QUOTE] Not really. We still don't know a lot about the universe. It could happen. It'd be hilarious.

[QUOTE=Reborn9;21163399]What if the ''Rapture'' was a quantum event in which every person who is convinced about it would spontaneously turn into photons or something by actually willing it into existence because of their collective consciousness manipulating reality? :aaaaa:[/QUOTE] EXPLAINING RELIGION... WITH SCIENCE! :science: :o

I think this is cute. I mean, he's only charging $11 dollars a year, and the overly faithful get some peace of mind in return. :3:

Good business if it does happen.

this man is a genius

[QUOTE=Reborn9;21163399]What if the ''Rapture'' was a quantum event in which every person who is convinced about it would spontaneously turn into photons or something by actually willing it into existence because of their collective consciousness manipulating reality? :aaaaa:[/QUOTE] Then he'd have to make a refund

Holy shit guys I need to figure out something like this.

I read this as "Worried about your pets in rapture?" and came in expecting Bioshock.

[QUOTE=Lankist;21153706][41] Two women shall be [b]grinding[/b] at the mill[/QUOTE] :razz:

This man is a genius.

[quote]In this event, they say, the righteous will be spirited away to a better place while the godless remain on Earth[/quote] Earth, post-rapture: [img]http://img408.imageshack.us/img408/7145/futurecitydowntown2.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Xen Tricks;21159082]Man that's such a generic and un-thought out apocalypse. Why not have something awesome rather than just "oh horrible death of every kind happening forever"[/QUOTE] Think about it. I just covered everything. [i]Everything[/i] Every single way it is possible to be killed, some outlandish, some brutal, some so inconceivably disgusting and horrifying That I cannot even comprehend the majority of them.

[QUOTE=Cidem;21169387]Think about it. I just covered everything. [i]Everything[/i] Every single way it is possible to be killed, some outlandish, some brutal, some so inconceivably disgusting and horrifying That I cannot even comprehend the majority of them.[/QUOTE] It would stop being torture once you got used to it. And you would, considering you have an eternity to do so.

[QUOTE=Reborn9;21163399]What if the ''Rapture'' was a quantum event in which every person who is convinced about it would spontaneously turn into photons or something by actually willing it into existence because of their collective consciousness manipulating reality? :aaaaa:[/QUOTE] brb writing story about that

[QUOTE=Zeke129;21170712]It would stop being torture once you got used to it. And you would, considering you have an eternity to do so.[/QUOTE] Thats where part 2 kicks in, where you get dragged to hell. Then resurrected, and so on and so forth for eternity. :ohdear:

[QUOTE=Reborn9;21163399]What if the ''Rapture'' was a quantum event in which every person who is convinced about it would spontaneously turn into photons or something by actually willing it into existence because of their collective consciousness manipulating reality? :aaaaa:[/QUOTE] Because [I]Pseudoscience[/I], according to Reborn9, is [I]actual science[/I]. [B][I]Which it is not.[/I][/B] There is no such thing as a "collective consciousness," stop watching dumb movies late at night. Really, I'm more worried about things that can actually wipe out Humanity, like a rogue asteroid from the southern skies or a nearby star going supernova. On topic, that guy is a [I]fucking genius[/I], because he has a foolproof method of making tons of money.

Looks like he [i]ripped them off.[/i] [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;21174162]Looks like he [I]ripped them off.[/I] [IMG]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] You fail Austin Powers Meme Replies forever.

[QUOTE=Lankist;21153673]This is the best scam ever. [editline]09:50PM[/editline] Why didn't I think of this? [editline]09:51PM[/editline] Thessalonians 4:15–17 [15] For this we say unto you by the word of the Lord, that we which are alive and remain unto the coming of the Lord shall not prevent them which are asleep. [16] For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the trump of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first: [17] Then we which are alive and remain shall be caught up together with them in the clouds, to meet the Lord in the air: and so shall we ever be with the Lord.[/QUOTE] Well still it's been interpreted in many different ways so that doesn't really prove anything.

Of course it doesn't prove anything. It's The Bible.