Stallone breaks neck while filming 'The Expendables' - Polidicks

"It's only a movie bro!"

[QUOTE=Ickylevel;19482124]Where is fucking Van damne ? And Chuck Norris ?[/QUOTE] Sly called Van Damme but [url=http://www.filmstalker.co.uk/archives/2008/11/van_damme_turned_down_stallone.html]he turned down his offer[/url]. Pretty much the same can be said of Wesley Snipes (a damn shame, I really like Wesley Snipes's acting) and--get this--get ready-- [url=http://www.worstpreviews.com/headline.php?id=13809]STEVEN FUCKING SEAGAL[/url]! Good news is Bruce Willis agreed to play a role in the movie :D [editline]10:51AM[/editline] [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1320253/]IMDb link with full cast[/url] <-- :q:

[QUOTE=pentium;19479936]Holy shit. Arnold, Sylvester and stone cold, all in one movie? Oh my god. This is sounding like the most epic movie of the decade.[/QUOTE] *Explodes*

For the ones who didn't watch the trailer yet: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIPt8aUvz7U[/media] *Gets a napkin to wipe the jizz out of his boxers*

Good god, this is *hopefully* going to be the biggest, most spectacular ACTION ORGY in the history of action films. D:

This film is going to be bad-ass Some actors in this film: Jet Li [B]Jason Statham[/B] Bruce Willis(?) Stallone ofc Who else? [editline]04:37PM[/editline] Oh yea, Arnold Swarzenegger (However it's typed)

[QUOTE=pentium;19479936]Holy shit. Arnold, Sylvester and stone cold, all in one movie? Oh my god. This is sounding like the most epic movie of the decade.[/QUOTE] And Bruce Willis as well.

randy couture. whaaaaaaat.

Needs Vin Diesel.

[QUOTE=Negrul1;19484500]And Bruce Willis as well.[/QUOTE] Don't forget Mickey Rourke!

[QUOTE=Negrul1;19484511]Needs Vin Diesel.[/QUOTE] I never liked Vin Diesel, honestly. If they had Chuck Norris as well . . . or brought Bruce Lee back to life .. . . :fappery: But that'd be too much for one movie.

[QUOTE=Negrul1;19484511]Needs Vin Diesel.[/QUOTE] I'm sure Sly has something for him... this movie isn't even out and we know that [url=http://www.femalefirst.co.uk/movies/movie-news/The+Expendables-69001.html]there's a sequel in the works[/url]... If I were Stallone, I'd include Vin Diesel and Tyler Mane (X-Men's Sabretooth and Halloween's adult Michael Myers) Hell, I'd even throw in Fucking [b]HHH[/b] in the sequel! :q:

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19484132]For the ones who didn't watch the trailer yet: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIPt8aUvz7U[/media] *Gets a napkin to wipe the jizz out of his boxers*[/QUOTE] Same knife sounds as Call of Duty at 1:21 Movie looks epic, needs Van Damme and Segal as well, then I would jizz.

Judging from the trailer I think this movie is going to be boring, bland, too effect filled, hard to understand (accents) did i mention boring? :S Seriously, bad accents, bad story and Arnold Schwarzenegger :barf:

Too bad the movie will suck shit. Although I look forward to some cool stunts/fight scenes.

OH FUCK I THOUGHT HE WAS DEAD! Don't scare me like that ever again, In The News section! :ohdear:

[QUOTE=mr_fj;19485956]Judging from the trailer I think this movie is going to be boring, bland, too effect filled, hard to understand (accents) did i mention boring? :S Seriously, bad accents, bad story and Arnold Schwarzenegger :barf:[/QUOTE] What's so bad about accents? Yeah I know Arnie's accent is hideous, but still

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19486407]What's so bad about accents? Yeah I know Arnie's accent is hideous, but still[/QUOTE] I have nothing against accents, but come on that trailer has more different accents than Facepunch has trolls.

Damn! He must have been fight at [I]break-neck[/I] speed!

[QUOTE=Erthys;19479935]If Stallone died we might as well never make an action movie ever again.[/QUOTE]Arnold schwarzenegger :downs:

[QUOTE=mr_fj;19486433]I have nothing against accents, but come on that trailer has more different accents than Facepunch has trolls.[/QUOTE] Yeah you're right... but I think it's kinda cool anyway, it adds a "diversity" factor that could maybe benefit the storyline :P

Story looks basic and boring, the action looks good though.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19486615]...it adds a "diversity" factor that could maybe benefit the storyline :P[/QUOTE] Rated (i) for: It's possible, but doubtful ;) [editline]07:30PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Dysplasia;19487028]Story looks basic and boring, the action looks good though.[/QUOTE] (agree'd)

Fun Fact: Stallone has starred in a softcore erotic film.

This movie is gonna be awesome.

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;19484132]For the ones who didn't watch the trailer yet: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIPt8aUvz7U[/media] *Gets a napkin to wipe the jizz out of his boxers*[/QUOTE] where's arnold?

[QUOTE=Ah! My Goddess;19494112]where's arnold?[/QUOTE] It's said the movie will have a cameo of him

Guess he is expendable.

Randy Couture the MMA fighter and Terry Crews are also in it. [img]http://bettorsedge.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/randy-couture.jpg]:respek:[img]http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Terry%20Crews-6.jpg[/img] [editline]06:55PM[/editline] All it needs now is Clint Eastwood.

Clint Eastwood as the Sniper, Preferably the one who's seen 15+ campaigns and is a COL in the U.S. Army Rangers or the Navy SEALs.