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See? It's a lot more badass to chill w/alligators and not get your leg bitten off than it is to just shoot them.
[QUOTE=venn177;17616320]Looks like that boy [i]killed a huge alligator[/i].[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=zpiscool;17616314]Damn. I thought this kid would be some sort of hardcore type what killed the gator with his bare hands.
Instead we get a pussy who shot it with a gun. Granted, he's only 5 but still... I was expecting something a little more... Well... Epic?[/QUOTE]
Not everyone grows up to be Heirakles(Hercules for the dumb uneducated ones out there).
But still, badass.
[QUOTE=KaIibos;17626964]Jesus what a little fucking hick
I want to kick the shit out of his father[/QUOTE]
You'd get your nerde ass handed to you.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;17629284]You'd get your nerde ass handed to you.[/QUOTE]
yeah no
I know he's 5 and all but this isn't that special. Maybe because it was the biggest one ever seen in Texas, but all he did was shoot it.
I never really got that whole thing
"Wow, that's the biggest one of those I ever saw! It's amazing!"
"Let's kill it!"
[QUOTE=KaIibos;17629773]yeah no[/QUOTE]
Are you implying that you could beat a rancher's ass? Considering his kid is 5, he's probably around 30 years old. If he's a rancher, he'll have a shit ton of work muscles from bucking hay and stuff like that.
But then again everyone can bench 1000 pounds on the internet.
[QUOTE=TH89;17630228]I never really got that whole thing
"Wow, that's the biggest one of those I ever saw! It's amazing!"
"Let's kill it!"[/QUOTE]
Not every day you see a kid bring in a 800 pound alligator's head to show and tell, is it?
[QUOTE=evilweazel;17634154]Not every day you see a kid bring in a 800 pound alligator's head to show and tell, is it?[/QUOTE]
I wonder if he could even carry it.
[QUOTE=Samuelgames;17617029]I was like :v: when I saw the title
When I saw Gun I was like :saddowns:
Yep, Only in america people are pussy enough to use unfair weapons against animals.[/QUOTE]
Sooooo......what would be a fair weapon if you were five years old and face to face with a 10-foot alligator? Hmmmmm?
[QUOTE=Samuelgames;17617029]I was like :v: when I saw the title
When I saw Gun I was like :saddowns:
Yep, Only in america people are pussy enough to use unfair weapons against animals.[/QUOTE]
I suppose you'd knife fight an 800 pound alligator?
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Automerge broken for 3 posts wtf
[QUOTE=Schmaaa;17634189]Sooooo......what would be a fair weapon if you were five years old and face to face with a 10-foot alligator? Hmmmmm?[/QUOTE]
It's already an unfair weapon. He used a .410, for fuck's sake. That has like three BBs in it.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;17634164]I wonder if he could even carry it.[/QUOTE]
Naw, hes suck a rednck for owning a gun after all, his Dad probably has a jacked up 4x4 truck to carry it to school for him!
[QUOTE=evilweazel;17634283]Naw, hes suck a rednck for owning a gun after all, his Dad probably has a jacked up 4x4 truck to carry it to school for him![/QUOTE]
Yeah and he probably has sex with his cousin and drinks moonshine LMAO XD SO FUNNIE
Poor Alligator, im gonna sue this kid.
:saddowns:
I still say he's an [b]EVIL CHILD![/b]
Ground him under the law.
That's hardly impressive. Anyone could kill anything with a gun for fuck sake. If he's done it with a knife or his bare hands then I'd actually see why this made the news, but he didn't.
"Durr hurr maa! I paiwnted dur gun at im an pulled dur triggar, gimme a medal"
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Heck, the alligator wasn't even killing someone/some innocent animal, it was just minding it's own and this bugger shot him (fair enough if he didn't it probably would've eaten him).
[QUOTE=The DooD;17635567]That's hardly impressive. Anyone could kill anything with a gun for fuck sake. If he's done it with a knife or his bare hands then I'd actually see why this made the news, but he didn't.
"Durr hurr maa! I paiwnted dur gun at im an pulled dur triggar, gimme a medal"
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Heck, the alligator wasn't even killing someone/some innocent animal, it was just minding it's own and this bugger shot him (fair enough if he didn't it probably would've eaten him).[/QUOTE]
You're forgetting that he's 5 fucking years old. When you were five you were playing with legos or something
[QUOTE=The DooD;17635567]That's hardly impressive. Anyone could kill anything with a gun for fuck sake. If he's done it with a knife or his bare hands then I'd actually see why this made the news, but he didn't.
"Durr hurr maa! I paiwnted dur gun at im an pulled dur triggar, gimme a medal"
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Heck, the alligator wasn't even killing someone/some innocent animal, it was just minding it's own and this bugger shot him (fair enough if he didn't it probably would've eaten him).[/QUOTE]
So what would you do if you saw an alligator? Would you kill it with your bare hands? I don't think so.
[QUOTE=zpiscool;17616314]Damn. I thought this kid would be some sort of hardcore type what killed the gator with his bare hands.
Instead we get a pussy who shot it with a gun. Granted, he's only 5 but still... I was expecting something a little more... Well... Epic?[/QUOTE]
Go on then, go kill a massive alligator with your bare hands.
[QUOTE=Latias;17634263]It's already an unfair weapon. He used a .410, for fuck's sake. That has like three BBs in it.[/QUOTE]
How does that make a difference? Most shotgun shells have alot more than three, unless they're slug rounds. It's not like he called in an airstrike on it.
[QUOTE=Perfumly;17635794]You're forgetting that he's 5 fucking years old. When you were five you were playing with legos or something[/QUOTE]
Which was probably a more productive use of his time
If he killed it with a sharp stick into the eye... then it'd be more impressive. It doesn't matter if the kid is only 5, you pick up the gun, point it, and shoot and the alligator is dead. All he accomplished was shooting an extraordinarily large alligator that should have been kept living in the first place.
They probably aren't even going to eat it, what a waste.
If this happend in Canada everyone would be like FUCK YEAH
[QUOTE=The DooD;17635567]That's hardly impressive. Anyone could kill anything with a gun for fuck sake. If he's done it with a knife or his bare hands then I'd actually see why this made the news, but he didn't.
"Durr hurr maa! I paiwnted dur gun at im an pulled dur triggar, gimme a medal"[/QUOTE]
Obviously never has used a firearm
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