Teen guilty of burning girlfriend to death - Polidicks

:supaburn: EDIT: No really, that's horrible. Imagine suffocating in a fire while your skin is melting.

[quote]Ricci Foreman, kicked down Blackburn's door and found Jessica "covered in flames" with her face "melting".[/quote] FUCK!!! What a fucking sick piece of shit. Oh well, he's gonna be the abused girlfriend in prison.

Was it set to Doom music?

These puns are pretty awful. As in mean, they're good puns.

[img]http://l.yimg.com/i/i/uk/metro/sky391.jpg[/img] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wgn2jugK_Hk[/media] Related?

This thread is boiling in popularity.

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i hope hes all [i]fired[/i] for prison.

[QUOTE=iamgnome;18701185]These puns are pretty awful. As in mean, they're good puns.[/QUOTE] Yeah, Facepunch is on fire today

Love is a burning thing.

I think she would like some [i]aloe[/i].

[QUOTE=lmaoboat;18701383]Love is a burning thing.[/QUOTE] She was caught in a ring of fire.

He got off easy... Couldn't the inmates at least beat the shit out of him?

What a prick.

I went to school with both of them. Noone deserves what happened to her but she was an utter bitch at school.

Phew I panicked for a second there. I saw the thread title cut off as "Teen guilty of burning". Better not be a puppy, better not be a puppy. Oh just some ugly bitch.

[quote]"These acts demonstrate a degree of wickedness on your part which will leave all right-thinking people deeply disturbed,"[/quote] More like a [i]third[/i] degree of wickedness.

[QUOTE=BloodStream;18701816]More like a [i]third degree[/i] of wickedness.[/QUOTE] :pseudo: [editline]editline[/editline] Rated myself bad reading.

[QUOTE=Malumbre;18701140]FUCK!!! What a fucking sick piece of shit. Oh well, he's gonna be the abused girlfriend in prison.[/QUOTE] I'm sure his ass will be on fire.

Molotovs, over here! [QUOTE]Some time later neighbours heard shouting and swearing from Blackburn's flat before a loud "bang" echoed through the building.[/QUOTE] Looks like the relationship ended with a bang.

He really should have tried to calm down before firing up like that.

[QUOTE=fear me;18700885]I don't like it when faces are removed. I prefer that people keep their faces on, thank you very much.[/QUOTE] aww misanthropy

Looks like she got lit [i]on fire[/i].

also [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bo2Aypi0R2c[/media]

[QUOTE=Adbor;18700604]People get pissed on animal cruelty because animals can't fight back. Humans killing humans is something we don't give a fuck about[/QUOTE] Sometimes humans can't fight back too. Did you think she just let herself get burned without resisting? I'm gonna go around and shoot people randomly on the streets because they can just fight back all the bullets.

Pun about fire.

The jury must have been fired up, when they heard what he did.

[quote]Jessica McCagh, [u]17[/u], became a ball of flames when Stewart Blackburn set her alight in his flat in Arbroath, Scotland. The pair had gone to a party and, apparently not unusually for them, got into an argument. Jessica swore at [u]18-year-old[/u] Blackburn and threatened to leave him.[/quote] See kids this is why you should never date people who are technically considered adults unless you are one too. You'll end up getting your fucking face burned off. Also those doctors could have just put her in some copy darth vaders armor

Whenever I see "face" and "melting" used simultaneously, I can't help but think of [I]Raiders of the Lost Ark[/I]...

I don't want to die-- I love you... [I]dad![/I] I'm doing it right I presume? My pun sucks dick.