Teen guilty of burning girlfriend to death - Polidicks

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This article failed to mention his hilarious excuse in court. Apparently, he was just dousing her in petrol with no intent of taking it any further when some ash from his spliff fell on her and caused the fire. Because dousing your girlfriend in petrol is the norm.

This guy obviously had a lot of heat on his mind.

[QUOTE=roflcakes;18718092]Because dousing your girlfriend in petrol is the norm.[/QUOTE] I take it you've never lived in scotland then.

Oh my god this is horrible. No pun from me out of respect.

[QUOTE=Skippy!;18700215]I highly doubt that. They were probably more along the lines of "Uwaaughauuughaaaaahh!"[/QUOTE] Oh god. That is truly horrible.

[QUOTE]Jessica McCagh, 17, became a ball of flames[/QUOTE] BALL OF FLAMES [IMG]http://ventriloharassment.50webs.com/Duke%20Nukem.JPG[/IMG] BALLS OF STEEL WHO WILL WIN?!

[img]http://www.tf2newbs.com/newbs_blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/tf2_hats_pyro_halo.png[/img] Fucking pyros

what the fuck someone gets burned to death and all the posts in the thread are shitty jokes BREAKING NEWS: PREDICTED RESPONSE WELCOME TO FP CAN I TAKE YOUR COAT

[QUOTE=Skippy!;18700215]I highly doubt that. They were probably more along the lines of "Uwaaughauuughaaaaahh!"[/QUOTE] More like: [quote][b]YABBA MY ICING[/b][/quote]

I guess you could say he had a burning passion for her.

The sad thing is Facepunch, we are laughing at other people's misfortune.

[QUOTE=the_shape;18700355]These threads are perfect for showing what huge hypocrites the members of FP are. Yeah, remember that thread with the video of some guy throwing a dog off a bridge? I don't recall any dumb puns there, I just recall a lot of comments like "Kill that piece of shit.", "Somebody should throw him off a bridge." etc. As for this psychopath, he belongs in a mental institute.[/QUOTE] No, he belongs 6 feet under. And to set the record straight, there is no video of this. Remember the video of the karate guy killing the retarded dude? People said things like "Kill that piece of shit." in that too, because there was a video. Same with the ukranian thrill killers, and a huge list of other murder videos that can be found. This was not a video. And how are they hypocrites anyway? What did they say not to do that they did?

Burn baby burn

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:flame: That's really horrible, though. Ugh.

[QUOTE=trent_roolz;18723177]Snip[/QUOTE] quoting in case of snip [editline]edit[/editline] fuck

[QUOTE=GaryNuman;18723266]quoting in case of snip [editline]edit[/editline] fuck[/QUOTE] ahaha

poor girl

this unhappied me after reading the bread robbery thread

[QUOTE=the_shape;18700355]These threads are perfect for showing what huge hypocrites the members of FP are. Yeah, remember that thread with the video of some guy throwing a dog off a bridge? I don't recall any dumb puns there, I just recall a lot of comments like "Kill that piece of shit.", "Somebody should throw him off a bridge." etc. As for this psychopath, he belongs in a mental institute.[/QUOTE] The internet is full of sociopaths who also happen to be future lonely cat/dog women.

She was no match fo- Ah, fuck it.

Wow, some people eh?

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;18700991]The only time melting faces is acceptable is if it's being done by an amazing guitar solo.[/QUOTE]Or if it's in an Indiana Jones film.

Fucking idiot. [editline]12:28PM[/editline] I don't care what I've said previously about the death sentence. Sentence that sick fuck to death in the most painful way possible.

[QUOTE=Dr Bob;18700162]The teenager now faces life behind bars[/QUOTE] See you in 15 years buddy, I salute you U.K justice system! If I had a say, this fuck would be hanging from the rafters by sunrise, but that's just me. EDIT- [B]WHAT THE FUCK[/B], I googled "swift drop at sunrise" (reference to hanging) as a quote and I found - "Under A Swift Sunrise White shores...and beyond, the far green country under a swift sunrise. .... He lapped at the drop of clear fluid then began to wet the other elf's cock ..." :suicide:

[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;18727774]Fucking idiot. [editline]12:28PM[/editline] I don't care what I've said previously about the death sentence. Sentence that sick fuck to death in the most painful way possible.[/QUOTE] Heh, I actually changed my mind the other way around about the death penalty recently.

Wheres that gif when u need it?

[QUOTE=RedSponge;18728397]Wheres that gif when u need it?[/QUOTE] Here it is: [img]http://www.animatedgif.net/cartoons/amprideman2_e0.gif[/img]

[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;18726117]Or if it's in an Indiana Jones film.[/QUOTE] Or she has lots of plastic on her face... Or she could be the witch from the wizard of oz... "IM MELTING!"