Like A Virgin...? Nun Lied About Rape To Cover Up Consensual Sex Romp

[sltungle]

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;27824200]Yeah but I'm sure that's actually what she wanted... a big, massive black penis furiously rammed up her ass. Her subconscious gave her away; she craves charred sausage :v:

Besides, you know what they say, "once you go black..."[/QUOTE]

"... you end up a single mother."

Someone sent me that joke last night. I know I shouldn't have lol'd, but I did.

[JohnnyMo]

[quote]Apostles of Infinite Love[/quote]

Cue 70s porno music.

[Habsburg]

[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;27827563]Cue 70s porno music.[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbBi2j_HLTc[/media]

[Shoupie]

[QUOTE=FinalHunter;27826021]Oh. My. God.

I think I just jizzed myself.[/QUOTE]

She looks kind of dead in the eyes.

[sltungle]

[QUOTE=Shoupie;27827765]She looks kind of dead in the eyes.[/QUOTE]

All I'm seeing is "derp" in those eyes. Specifically the right eye... well OUR right. HER left.

[Sharzu]

Sexy nuns are sexy

[dirty_ape]

Anyone else think it was funny that she was on her way to the Apostles of Infinite Love convent?

[Mingebox]

[QUOTE=Dirty_Ape;27833131]Anyone else think it was funny that she was on her way to the Apostles of Infinite Love convent?[/QUOTE]

Sounds like band name or something.

[Pretiacruento]

Related:
[img]http://img2.wantitall.co.za/images/ShowImage.aspx?ImageId=The-Convent-of-Hell|51N7407J6TL.jpg[/img]

You guys should check it out ;D

[Lorr]

[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;27836376]Related:
[img_thumb]http://img2.wantitall.co.za/images/ShowImage.aspx?ImageId=The-Convent-of-Hell|51N7407J6TL.jpg[/img_thumb]

You guys should check it out ;D[/QUOTE]

Lol, prolly not in Scotland. In a positive way, too.