Garry, you should think about adding a longer paragraph to those FAQ answers. I had to give a fucking speech to get my parents to buy this with their credit card.
Besides, a simple 'No.' is not enough of a selling point. Makes me think, 'Holy fuck, no lines to read between? Boring.'.
[i]Great[/i] community? :geno:
There's too many little bastards.
Garry forgot to add that [b]parents should not buy a mic for their kid[/b].
One sentence answers aren't very helpful.
Who wrote this
[QUOTE=Sh33p;18487379]One sentence answers aren't very helpful.[/QUOTE]
Agreed. You should add longer, more descriptive paragraphs to prevent doubts.
[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;18477657]Once, I ragdolled a 9 year old micspammer and raped him with the horse statue.
Then I showed him how to deliver the child.[/QUOTE]
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[b] What is Garry's Mod
[/b]
Garry's Mod is a game where you build things. You weld things together, add wheels, motors, thrusters. It's kind of like lego, except on a computer.
[b]
Where can I buy GMod?[/b]
Can't do if you have a kid under the age of 16.
[b]We're asked a lot whether Steam is safe to put your credit card details into.[/b] The answer is no - we will steal your money.
[b]Can I buy offline? Boxed copy?[/b]
Sure in sweden.
[b]
Anything I should know?[/b]
Garry's mod is a standalone game, if you buy it you can play it right away.
[b]Does Garry's Mod contain violence?[/b]
If you call dragging a corpse through a room with blood everywhere and his internal organs after him. Yes.
[b]Does Garry's Mod contain sex?[/b]
Yes
[b]Does Garry's Mod contain bad language?[/b]
No you motherfucker.
[quote=commanderpt;18475999]"does garry's mod contain sex?"
well it will, as soon as the parents buy gmod for their kids. :v:[/quote]‏
[QUOTE=Sh33p;18487379]One sentence answers aren't very helpful.[/QUOTE]
As a grown up, I know that parents don't want to know everything about it. They just want the facts. That's what this is for. They just need to know enough to buy it so their kid will shut up.
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Oh PS you're all the exact people this is targeting. People that need to get their mom to buy them stuff online. So don't pretend like this is a new thing.
[QUOTE=garry;18493003]Oh PS you're all the exact people this is targeting. People that need to get their mom to buy them stuff online. So don't pretend like this is a new thing.[/QUOTE]
Witty.
This seems like a pretty sugarcoated depiction of GMod tbh. Given you have all the weapons and NPCs of HL2 the capacity for violence is pretty much the same
Not to mention online Gmod is the most phallic game experience I've ever had
[QUOTE=TH89;18493228]This seems like a pretty sugarcoated depiction of GMod tbh. Given you have all the weapons and NPCs of HL2 the capacity for violence is pretty much the same
Not to mention online Gmod is the most phallic game experience I've ever had[/QUOTE]
I've never seen anyone describe something as phallic before in such a gentleman-like yet taunting manner, props to you
Yesterday I helped build a giant dick that raped people to death
[QUOTE=Within;18493096]Witty.[/QUOTE]
maybe if i tell garry his post was witty hell give me gold member + title
If your aim of this is to try to appeal to parents I'd write it more professionally, in full sentences.
[QUOTE=rakkar;18477360]But LEGO [B]is[/B] very kind...
also 200th post... yay![/QUOTE]
look at my post count
[QUOTE=smurfy;18496121]look at my post count[/QUOTE]
who fucking cares
[QUOTE=garry;18493003]As a grown up, I know that parents don't want to know everything about it. They just want the facts. That's what this is for. They just need to know enough to buy it so their kid will shut up.
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Oh PS you're all the exact people this is targeting. People that need to get their mom to buy them stuff online. So don't pretend like this is a new thing.[/QUOTE]
garry, if I want to buy something online I don't go running to my mother saying "PLZ PLZ CAN I HAZ DIS GAME". I go into my paypal and buy it myself. :dance:
[QUOTE=Dr Pepper;18476150]There will be no stopping little kids, they will always ruin everything for eternity on every single game ever to be made that has multiplayer,[/QUOTE]
Not true. Various games I've seen rage quitters on GMod, MW2, CoD4, TF2, it's so hilarious when they rage.
OMFG U HAKER WTF ADMIN BAN HIM
Or in MW2:
OMFG HE USE AIMBOT!!!!!!!!!!
HE LVL 70 HE HACK!!!!
[QUOTE=garry;18493003]
Oh PS you're all the exact people this is targeting. People that need to get their mom to buy them stuff online. So don't pretend like this is a new thing.[/QUOTE]
I for one buy my own games..
[QUOTE=CombineGuru;18499240]garry, if I want to buy something online I don't go running to my mother saying "PLZ PLZ CAN I HAZ DIS GAME". I go into my paypal and buy it myself. :dance:[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=PieClock;18499727]I for one buy my own games..[/QUOTE]
I like how people are disagreeing with these posts
Also, to be honest, if a parent is looking at that FAQ they're just a few links away from screenshots of actual Gmod gameplay that would state otherwise.
[QUOTE=Gorgonoth;18511124]I like how people are disagreeing with these posts
Also, to be honest, if a parent is looking at that FAQ they're just a few links away from screenshots of actual Gmod gameplay that would state otherwise.[/QUOTE]
If I were a parent, I might have to disagree with the violence statement after a quick glance at the news page: "More Ways to Die in Garry’s Mod: Part 2"
[QUOTE=Tovleman;18491281]
[b]
Where can I buy GMod?[/b]
Can't do if you have a kid under the age of 16.
[/QUOTE]
16 is too much. 14, 13(barely) is good.
Well this is nice of the Gmod crew, and to those think it's just for whiny kids and shit, even 16 years olds need parents to buy them games, kids aren't the only people that need parents to buy games for them. I'm 17 and I still ask for my parents' credit card, I earn money, ask for card, buy the game, and pay my parents back but you know what?
They still bought it, I just paid them back. (This is only if the money I speak of is allowance money, the crap I get at my job I just use my PayPal for. And no, I don't put my allowance money in my bank account, that is why I don't use paypal for it.)
I bid you all a good day.
Pretty good, but a few of the answers could have a little added to them.
But it gets the point across for the most part.
Talk about Garry's Mod not having sex...
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUSfw-4s5Sg[/media]
Well played assmunch
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Is this made to attract 12 year old arsehats.
Check the post date.
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