Steve Jobs may have been seen at a hospital, tabloid speculates on his health - Polidicks

Want to know how long Jobs has to live? There's an app for that.

I refuse to believe this.

[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;28096830]Im surprised. If I were him I would put all my money into trying to cure cancer. I mean either way it looks like hes going to die but at least you can fight what killed you..[/QUOTE] My god. You could imagine the research project's motto: "Jobs is back from the dead and he's [i]pissed[/i]."

[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;28096942]Want to know how long Jobs has to live? There's an app for that.[/QUOTE] The timer countdown app! He has ten days to go!

No offense, but I don't think Steve Jobs deserves to get all the pity he's getting right now, as Facepunch considers him as a greedy bastard.

Since this is "The National Enquirer' we are talking about I am going to air on the side that he will live though this unless a more credible source proves otherwise.

[QUOTE=Redcow17;28096957]The timer countdown app! He has ten days to go![/QUOTE] You just know if this turns out to be true there will be an app for it. Or a website (There's already [url]http://isstevejobsdead.com/[/url])

Not believing a word of this.

[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;28096959]No offense, but I don't think Steve Jobs deserves to get all the pity he's getting right now, as Facepunch considers him as a greedy bastard.[/QUOTE] Just because someone is greedy does not mean they do not deserve pity if they are dying.

[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;28096959]No offense, but I don't think Steve Jobs deserves to get all the pity he's getting right now, as Facepunch considers him as a greedy bastard.[/QUOTE] What? So just because he has marketing strategies that we don't agree with he doesn't deserve pity when he's dying?

Time to sell any Apple stock you may own.

Good, he is a douchebag anyways. I emailed him and he emailed me back with a smart ass response.

Hey guys Obama is in Hospital, ALS - Sources say 6 weeks to live. source: blogspot.obamasick.comcast.net

[QUOTE=doonbugie2;28097038]Good, he is a douchebag anyways. I emailed him and he emailed me back with a smart ass response.[/QUOTE] perfect valid reason to wish death on someone.

This is rather hard to believe Although there's no real way to be sure, so I'm hoping he's alright

nooooo we haven't unveiled the secrets of his reality distortion device yet :saddowns:

Heart Cancer. Get it? cuz apples have a core olololo

[QUOTE=reywilnc;28097111]Good thing i have a mac i never use That little piece of shit will cost thousands very soon.[/QUOTE] Uhh, what?

[QUOTE=MajorMattem;28096922]Jesus mother of fuck, this is terribad. I mean, I dont like apple, but steve is a massive part of the computer industry. I think.[/QUOTE] You think? He first started using GUI's. We'd be staring at text if it wasn't for him.

I like how you guys are like "Oh, he's dying, we don't agree with him, but he still deserves pity" But if Bobby Kotick were dying, you'd be cheering on the Doctor to strangle him in his sleep.

[quote] The National Enquirer, who broke the news today [/quote] Bad source OP

[QUOTE=New Cidem;28097228]But if Bobby Kotick were dying, you'd be cheering on the Doctor to strangle him in his sleep.[/QUOTE] not all of us, no. edit: just the vast majority of facepunch, as Jol and FilmSlacker help point out.

Wow. he is only 55? I completely thought he was older. He looks much older. As much as I don't like him or his company, that really sucks. He is crazy rich, but that won't stop his cancer. Something sort of poetic about it.

[QUOTE=ehheh;28097233]not all of us, no.[/QUOTE] Most people compare him to some of the most greedy people on the planet. I don't care for him, but I wouldn't wish death on him. Some people are so angry at him that they sincerely wish that he would die.

Assuming this is real; I've never really liked Apple, or Steve for that matter, but I hope he gets well. :frown:

I guess they don't have an app for that...

Not a fan of Apple, but still sucks to see the guy in this situation.

:foxnews: Steve Jobs Diagnosed with cancer, The National Inquirer says. Could the Inquirer be responsible? Is Steve Jobs a terrorist? More at 11:foxnews:

Perhaps the next Apple executive will finally decide to lower the prices of their products

That ruined my day, it's 0:35 AM.