Steve Jobs may have been seen at a hospital, tabloid speculates on his health
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Steve Jobs last words: "iDead"
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[QUOTE=DogGunn;28104232]How is it good news?
If you're talking from the Apple perspective, you're mistaken - Jobs brought the company back to what is now. No other CEO could've done that, and they won't be able to maintain it without Jobs' lead.[/QUOTE]
gOod
Poor apple inc, he is like their whole marketing department
I hope its not painful if he does die, cancer is a terrible way to go out
[editline]17th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=New Cidem;28097228]I like how you guys are like "Oh, he's dying, we don't agree with him, but he still deserves pity" But if Bobby Kotick were dying, you'd be cheering on the Doctor to strangle him in his sleep.[/QUOTE]
No, I would still be sad for him. Just becasue he runs shit games into the ground doesn't mean he deserves to die
We don't know whether he does actually have 6 weeks to live. This is just some guy saying "he might have 6 weeks to live" - there's a fundamental difference. Doctor-patient confidentiality would prevent us from getting any real information.
I guess the Apple didn't keep the Doctor away.
But on a more serious note, as much as I hate steve jobs he doesn't deserve to die of cancer.
Just the rumour is enough to make stocks go down, this is the moment to get buyin' guys!
iDie
[QUOTE=Snail562;28096853]THAT'S NOT EVEN A FUCKING PHRASE!
my god
Also, why couldn't it have been Kotick? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!!?!?!?[/QUOTE]
Not even Kotick deserves to die of cancer, he just needs to be taught a lesson
Don't wish death upon people you don't even know
National Enquirer is a BS source. He isn't going to die in 6 weeks.
[editline]17th February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Charybdis;28107040]Not even Kotick deserves to die of cancer, he just needs to be taught a lesson
Don't wish death upon people you don't even know[/QUOTE]
he is jew therefore he must die :godwin:
(sarcastic of course)
[QUOTE=Phycosymo;28107048]National Enquirer is a BS source. He isn't going to die in 6 weeks.
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Yeah, no doctor can make a diagnosis based solely on a picture.
I'm surprised Apple's stock hasn't taken a dive at the opening this morning.
As much as i hate Apple, it's sad to see him go :(
Please get well Steve..
Is this confirmed yet?
I don't like jobs, but I'd much rather see Kotick in this predicament than him.
I can only hope he gets better.
Even though I don't like Apple products, he's still an innovator and he helped creating IT as whole.
[QUOTE=Saxon;28107331]I'm surprised Apple's stock hasn't taken a dive at the opening this morning.[/QUOTE]
I, too, am shocked, shocked! that investors put no credence in a report from the National Enquirer.
I'm just hoping he dies.
apple may have had some weirdness in the last couple of years but without apple and steve we wouldn't have loads of stuff we're used to nowadays.
:psyduck: I dreamed about Steve Jobs last night. We were arguing about his claim that he'd invented the radiator and he had people praising his genius and design. Then there was something about throwing water balloons full of paint at each other over a chasm from rickety platforms.
Obviously I'm psychic.
you're all retards hth
Apples share's are going to go down after this. Looks like plenty of employees are going to ...
Lose their Jobs
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Steve Jobs dies, and Bill Gates purchases apple and merges with Microsoft.
He has to be one of the most charismatic people in the tech industry. I apsolutely loathe Apple hardware, Software and pricing. But he doesnt deserve this.
I became pretty happy when i saw the last four words in the title.
I'm not a fan of Steve Jobs or Apple but that really sucks.
I lol'd at this one
[quote]The National Enquirer has reported that Steve Jobs has only six months to live based on the paper’s analysis of photographs[/quote]
Holy shit people have you all seriously not figured out this is tabloid bullshit yet? The National Enquirer is the least reputable source on Earth.
[QUOTE=geoface;28111676]I lol'd at this one[/QUOTE]
yeah the best part is the photos aren't of him, they're of some guy driving a honda civic. literally nobody itt actually read the article, or even so much as clicked the link to see that it was the national enquirer. or maybe they're all just dumb and don't know what the national enquirer is idk
You know as much as I hate this guy why couldn't they take some one like Justin Bieber.
Oops didn't catch that thank you.
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