Steve Jobs may have been seen at a hospital, tabloid speculates on his health

[JohnRockefeller]

[QUOTE=Jacob_sword;28112693]You know as much as I hate this guy why couldn't they take some one less like Justin Bieber.[/QUOTE]

What's it like being illiterate?

[Christof P]

[QUOTE=JohnRockefeller;28112701]What's it like being illiterate?[/QUOTE]

Whats it like sticking around in a thread just so you can tell everyone that you have too much spare time?

[ZombieDawgs]

Don't hate the CEO, hate the company.

Unless it's Kotick

[Atokniro]

Stop talking about Kotick.

I wouldn't even wish cancer on Hitler, let alone a CEO doing a bad job.

[johan_sm]

[QUOTE=Atokniro;28112865]Stop talking about Kotick.

I wouldn't even wish cancer on Hitler, let alone a CEO doing a bad job.[/QUOTE]
Other than the jew thing Hitler's a cool guy. Why would you wish cancer on him? Unless you're jew or something.

[Atokniro]

I said I wouldn't wish cancer on him
Its a terrible way to die

[blazingfly]

Poor guy. :saddowns:

I've never owned an apple product, but I can appreciate what he's basically done to the entire industry. Ah well, we can look to the future when the iMind Interface 2067 comes with a 'Lifelike Steve jobs artificial intelligence interface (AII), to make sure you never get a moment free without our legendary leader talking in your ear!

[verynicelady]

[QUOTE=Atokniro;28113034]I said I wouldn't wish cancer on him
Its a terrible way to die[/QUOTE]

I can confirm this, my father died of cancer. There's still the possibility that Steve Jobs will survive at least for a few years as treatments are much more effective now. I hope so.

[DaMoggen]

[QUOTE=xeonmuffin;28112826]Don't hate the CEO, hate the company.

Unless it's Kotick[/QUOTE]

But it's the CEO that probably makes you hate the company.

[editline]17th February 2011[/editline]

[QUOTE=verynicelady;28113208]I can confirm this, my father died of cancer. There's still the possibility that Steve Jobs will survive at least for a few years as treatments are much more effective now. I hope so.[/QUOTE]

My grandmother died from cancer too. :frown:

[Atokniro]

[QUOTE=verynicelady;28113208]I can confirm this, my father died of cancer. There's still the possibility that Steve Jobs will survive at least for a few years as treatments are much more effective now. I hope so.[/QUOTE]

That really sucks, I lost my Granny to Lung Cancer. Yet all of her kids still smoke, apart from my Mum, who never smoked in the first place

[faze]

Damn this sucks to hear...

[ardosos]

I wanted Microsoft to win, but not like this. [i]Not like this![/i]

[lead_farmer]

I don't believe this at all because:

1. It's the National Enquirer
2. This "doctor" made a diagnosis just by looking at this picture.

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/1Hmkt.jpg[/IMG]

3. [B]IT'S THE FREAKING NATIONAL ENQUIRER![/B]

[Bluesummers]

[QUOTE=ItsGary;28111625]Steve Jobs dies, and Bill Gates purchases apple and merges with Microsoft.[/QUOTE]

that can happen, the 2 times apple has almost went under Microsoft bailed them out because without Apple, Microsoft is a monopoly.

thats why until not to long ago Microsoft owned a shittone of shares in Apple from the last time jobs fucked up and the company hemorraged money.

[faze]

[QUOTE=lead_farmer;28113511]I don't believe this at all because:

1. It's the National Enquirer
2. This "doctor" made a diagnosis just by looking at this picture.

[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/1Hmkt.jpg[/img_thumb]

3. [B]IT'S THE FREAKING NATIONAL ENQUIRER![/B][/QUOTE]
So...all of the other reputable news sources covering this are full of shit too?

[lead_farmer]

[QUOTE=faze;28113529]So...all of the other reputable news sources covering this are full of shit too?[/QUOTE]

I'm pretty sure the Enquirer started this story and other new sources are simply speculating on this original story by the Enquirer. Meaning no official statements have been made or any other news sources has released their own story on it. It's merely speculation.

[faze]

[QUOTE=lead_farmer;28113572]I'm pretty sure the Enquirer started this story and other new sources are simply speculating on this original story by the Enquirer. Meaning no official statements have been made or any other news sources has released their own story on it. It's merely speculation.[/QUOTE]
K, well...

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[ItWasNiceToKnow]

I modified the shitty puns and made an even shittier one.....

An Apple( computer ) a day keeps the wallet away.

har har har..

[Bengley]

He does look pretty grotty in that picture.

[Theater]

Shit, this sucks.
Regardless of his occasional dickery, Steve Jobs has been an incredibly influential man.

[TheIceman]

I hate Apple and all, but no man should suffer from cancer.

[Zondac]

Aww... I don't like him at all, and I've actually said to people "Meh, I wish Steve Jobs could just DIE" (Mainly to Apple-fanboys), but now that's it's happening, it's not that fun... I guess one should be careful what you wish for..

[lead_farmer]

[QUOTE=National Enquirer]Shocking photos obtained exclusively by The ENQUIRER show the [b] 56-year-old[/b] cancer-stricken computer genius has become rail-thin and heartbreakingly weak in recent days despite putting up a tremendously courageous battle.[/QUOTE]

Here's more evidence about the Enquirer's reputability. The guy is 55. If you can't even do basic fact checking, what you makes you think the rest of the story has any truth?

[url=http://www.nationalenquirer.com/steve_jobs_6_weeks_live_cancer/celebrity/70197]Source[/url]

[Boba_Fett]

That could be a big hit for the company.

[aydin690]

[QUOTE=Zondac;28113883]Aww... I don't like him at all, and I've actually said to people "Meh, I wish Steve Jobs could just DIE" (Mainly to Apple-fanboys), but now that's it's happening, it's not that fun... I guess one should be careful what you wish for..[/QUOTE]

Whatever you said, except for the last bit. I still don't like him.

[Archy]

as much as you guys hate him, this man is a genius and is going to be missed

[JerryK]

um i still don't see any reputable news source covering this

[Prismatex]

[QUOTE=lead_farmer;28113511]I don't believe this at all because:

1. It's the National Enquirer
2. This "doctor" made a diagnosis just by looking at this picture.

[img_thumb]http://i.imgur.com/1Hmkt.jpg[/img_thumb]

3. [B]IT'S THE FREAKING NATIONAL ENQUIRER![/B][/QUOTE]

One other thing: When did Steve Jobs trade his Mercedes for a mid-90s Honda?

[Run&Gun12]

I may not like Apple but Steve Jobs is a helluva good marketing guru, and I have all the respect for him.

I do hope the National Enquirer is just pulling shit out of their asses...

[ifaux]

[QUOTE=Jack Trades;28104038]That's very good news.
Maybe next CEO will have a bit common sense, and maybe I'll start vomiting money.[/QUOTE]

The death of someone is good news? You're ridiculous. Jobs' is doing what every other business and company does - [i]make profit.[/i]

Their products are expensive (well, Macs, at least) but it's how they make their profit. If there wasn't a market for them, they wouldn't be selling like hotcakes.