"All across America, parents are mangling names to trumpet their kid’s individuality." - Polidicks

You're just jealous that you're not named John. Just look at it. It starts with an awesome little curve with a line on top, then has a circle, with a neat little double loop at the end, but the first one has a taller line on the left which makes it even more fantastic. Obviously there's nothing that boasts a better design than "John".

[QUOTE=Lambeth;21869814]My name is Tavis, how exciting and different.[/QUOTE] Like Tavis Smiley?

my username is what my actual real name is

The only supposed "unique" name i came across in our school i thought was a good one because it made me laugh every time i said it his name is "Duke Nukem Howzer" even the teacher's could'nt resist a "Balls of Steel" pun now and again.

Maximilian is the [I]most fucking[/I] bad ass name [I]ever. [/I]In real life, my name is George. I don't like it though.

[QUOTE=aydin690;21830954]Fuck that, there's this indian kid in my class named 'manmeet'.[/QUOTE] There was a kid in my class called that. We always used to ask him what his favourite food was.

[QUOTE=TailsPrower;21831794]You see when I was about 3 years old, my mom and dad sat me down and made me practice spelling my name. Ever since then it's been second nature.[/QUOTE] I thought you were gay

[QUOTE=Faunts;21874482]There was a kid in my class called that. We always used to ask him what his favourite food was.[/QUOTE] curry

I know someone named Sequoia; well it's pronounced like that.

[QUOTE=stone555;21830498]I hate 'unique' names. [/QUOTE]

In the end, I'd rather my children to be defined by the content of their character, rather then their name.

I hate all children. I will not be having any. [editline]02:57PM[/editline] [b][i]hate[/b][/i]

[QUOTE=Superginger;21876601]I hate all children. I will not be having any. [editline]02:57PM[/editline] [B]hate[/B][/QUOTE] Hate's a very strong word.

And I mean it with all my heart. :smile:

I hate people who make nicknames for themselves that don't relate to the spelling at all. Example Jessica Nicknames would be Jess Jessi Jessie Jesse (even though some of those would be for a guy) but she spells it Jessia without the C another girls name is Jessica but chooses to spell it with a K Jessika just because shes Filipino and wants to be more foreign.... shes a slut though. [editline]04:10PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Superginger;21876601]I hate all children. I will not be having any. [editline]02:57PM[/editline] [b][i]hate[/b][/i][/QUOTE] well thats a stupid reason. You were a kid once too.

There's somebody I used to know called Phoenix. His mum makes witch stuff.

[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;21876692] well thats a stupid reason. You were a kid once too.[/QUOTE] Doesn't change a thing. I hate children.

[QUOTE=Superginger;21877708]Doesn't change a thing. I hate children.[/QUOTE] You must still hate yourself then.

[QUOTE=Left4Meds;21830517]I want my child to be unique, I will name him 'Unique'.[/QUOTE] More like, 'Uniqua'

Well, I have the most original name ever... Darío Depersia [B]I kid you not[/B], that is my real name! :smug: [editline]05:45PM[/editline] People used to make fun of me when "300" came out... "hurr durr the persians got their asses kicked lolololol" "hurr durr xerxes looked gay lolololo" *rage*

[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21830489] I hate how people think they need ghetto names to be unique. Shit, name your kid something like Ulysses, Alistair, or Maximilian, and you have a unique name that is also completely fucking badass.[/QUOTE] Or Orion,or Ulysses and Orion me and my brother are the only kids with different names in my town, don't really see how it affects my town.

[QUOTE=dirty harry;21831288]I'd name my son John.[/QUOTE] I'd name my son Ringo.

I'm going to name my son Jack.... Jack Goff.

Oh boy there's some weird names around where I live. Tymora (Pronounced Tim-oh-rah) Jyote (pronounced Jie-Oh-Tee) Tashja (Pronounced Ta-sha, why the fuck a J is even in there just astonishes me) I hate having to spell names in my school, they always end up being grammatically incorrect and I look like an ass trying to pronounce it.

[QUOTE=ZapDing;21877830]You must still hate yourself then.[/QUOTE] I'm not a child. I'm a young adult. :smile:

[QUOTE=DesolateGrun;21884011]Or Orion,or Ulysses and Orion me and my brother are the only kids with different names in my town, don't really see how it affects my town.[/QUOTE] buy your parents a beer or six on me

[QUOTE=tob;21866785]I used to know a kid in my form called Byron... and I know a girl called Desiree (Des-er-ray). Go to a college, and there's where the fucked up names will be.[/QUOTE] Both of those are completely normal traditional names. What the hell are you going on about?

I'm Christopher, not so unique, eh? i'm the only one in my school with the ch spelling. But, i think i'll name my kid shithead.

[QUOTE=blah45;21888478]I'm Christopher, not so unique, eh? i'm the only one in my school with the ch spelling. But, i think i'll name my kid shithead.[/QUOTE] pronounced sha-teed

I hate the name Laquisha damn African names man.